Cringe Compilation 15. THANKS FOR READING and thanks for the quote... at first i thought the furry said curry and was like whats cringe worthy about noodles cringe compilation
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#19 - squilliams (03/28/2014) [-]
'birds are just so swaggy', you're damn right Tyler!
'birds are just so swaggy', you're damn right Tyler!
#249 to #19 - kanaka (03/29/2014) [-]
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#261 to #249 - squilliams (03/29/2014) [-]
I love that gif but never got round to saving it until now, thanks!
I love that gif but never got round to saving it until now, thanks!
#262 to #261 - kanaka (03/29/2014) [-]
No prob, bruh.
No prob, bruh.
#401 to #261 - kotetsulovesfj (03/29/2014) [-]
Not just a bird, but the eagle is still doing something awesome.
Not just a bird, but the eagle is still doing something awesome.
#402 to #401 - squilliams (03/29/2014) [-]
That's cool as 			****		!
That's cool as **** !
#405 to #402 - kotetsulovesfj (03/29/2014) [-]
I know right?
I know right?
#124 - hashmeer (03/29/2014) [-]
It looks like all she would have to do to "smash cis white male patriarchy" is lean on it
#329 to #124 - yuukoku (03/29/2014) [-]
>Walking through candy aisle at Target
>Trying to get to the eggs across the way
>Weaving through a few customers
>I stop and am shocked to see a giant landwhale lumbering toward the center of the aisle
>I ******* gun it and barely make it out before the wall of fat crushes everything in its path
>Turn around to see it pulling all the whoppers and raspberry M&Ms off the shelf like a UFO slowly abducting its prey to anally probe
>Go get the eggs and come back around to get to the register
>Landwhale slowly hobbles out of the aisle
>I hold my breath, as the gasses emitted from landwhales are toxic in heavy doses
>I can feel warmth and smell a hint of the BO and pure animosity
>In a single moment, I feel the ground buckle as she slips on a wet floor
>Coming right for me, I'm terrified of the massive entity dropping with the force of a million men; Visions of buildings collapsing come to mind
>I refuse to accept my fate and ******* jump out of the way
>The landwhale smashes into the ground with a mighty roar, it slides a bit on the water and lets out a terrifying groan
>Yell out "SWEET JESUS, I WAS ALMOST CRUSHED!"
>Six or seven people who were originally looking at her just break out laughing
>She starts screaming about men or something. I don't know.
>Leave with all my groceries intact

Yeah, you think you're funny now, but have you even been at risk of being crushed by a land whale? No? I didn't think so.
#404 to #329 - hashmeer (03/29/2014) [-]
"smell a hint of the BO and pure animosity"
User avatar #359 to #329 - timmity (03/29/2014) [-]
great, but can i get a non greentext version? easier to read, funnier too
#407 to #359 - yuukoku (03/30/2014) [-]
I was walking down the candy aisle at Target to get some eggs. I run past a large woman who is about to take up the entire aisle. When I come back from getting my eggs, she slips on the wet floor right next to me. I jump out of the way and land on my side as everybody watches. When my heart stops racing, I yell "I was almost crushed!" Everybody looking at the ordeal starts laughing and she starts yelling about men or something.
User avatar #408 to #407 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #409 to #407 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
Why's you leave out the jokes and stuff? Just because it's written well doesn't mean it has to be clean and unfunny.
User avatar #410 to #409 - yuukoku (03/30/2014) [-]
Because I'm trying to appease you, but I'm not going to put in the extra work for a single person.
User avatar #411 to #410 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
I have nothing wrong with greentext humor, just the format, like sentances rather than ******* greater than signs, describtions rather that You need to login to view this link
User avatar #412 to #411 - yuukoku (03/30/2014) [-]
Yes, yes. I know. We've been over this before. I've just resigned to simply giving you what you want so I don't have to hear you complain about it.
User avatar #413 to #412 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
but you gave me a watered down vertion, that's going to make me complain me
User avatar #414 to #413 - yuukoku (03/30/2014) [-]
Of course it will, but I can easily say that I gave an attempt to avert your complaints.

Now you know how U.S. - North Korean relations work.
User avatar #415 to #414 - timmity (03/30/2014) [-]
but who is who in this?
#118 - steppenwolfvg (03/29/2014) [-]
This one is a joke.

I like your comps. though. Keep up the good work
User avatar #352 to #118 - azinfriit (03/29/2014) [-]
Yes it is. But... to think someone actually made that fedora...
User avatar #398 to #118 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/29/2014) [-]
most of these actually seemed fake.
#298 to #118 - qwermy ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
It may be a joke, but even so, that means that at least one of those MLP fedoras actually exists. And THAT is cringeworthy enough.
User avatar #223 to #118 - wardd (03/29/2014) [-]
I was doubting it when I read his username
le dark memer
that was just too perfect
#395 to #223 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
You should have doubted it waaay before. 420 fedora? Euphoric? 2000$ limited edition fedora? It takes so much for you to recognize a joke, it's not even funny.
#35 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
at first i thought the furry said curry and was like whats cringe worthy about noodles
User avatar #241 to #35 - dcdt (03/29/2014) [-]
I thought it said curry too.
#319 to #35 - yuukoku (03/29/2014) [-]
>Noodles
>Curry

What? Who puts noodles in curry?
#367 to #35 - meinneger (03/29/2014) [-]
Noodles? In curry? What the **** dude
User avatar #403 to #35 - seratyo (03/29/2014) [-]
You... You meant rice right? Rice and Naan... Not noodles...
User avatar #417 to #403 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
i got curry and ramen confused
User avatar #421 to #417 - seratyo (03/30/2014) [-]
F...Fair enough I guess...
#149 to #35 - rothingham (03/29/2014) [-]
I as well thought it said curry.
Maybe this is a sign that a Curry Club has to be created.
Care to be a co-founder?
#210 to #35 - dovahkiinsteve (03/29/2014) [-]
Having Noodles instead of Rice is what's cringe-worthy
Having Noodles instead of Rice is what's cringe-worthy
User avatar #128 to #35 - badgerbaiting (03/29/2014) [-]
Noodles? In curry? What is going on?
#62 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
i have one, i know most of these are from facebook, but if you could include this in your next comp...:

>be me a few years ago
>my sister is like 14ish no, this is not a sexy time incest story,, put your dicks away
>she takes issue with our "outrageous rules" that my mom puts in place (typical teenager)
>one day. she's particularly pissed off
>gets in fight with mom
>starts kicking and hitting and getting physical with mom
>runs to her room
>locks the door, but we have a key to unlock it with
>she tries to hold the door locked/closed
>mom has back and neck injuries from car crash, can't strain herself enough to open door without hurting herself
>finally allow her to come out
>she heads straight to the bathroom
>mom asks me to take door off
>get ready to when i smell something
>smells really bad
>try to walk into her room
>step in something wet
>she peed on her floor because she didn't want to let my mom in because she was acting like an ungrateful brat
<mfw
#250 to #62 - reekballs (03/29/2014) [-]
Did you atleast lick it off the floor?
Did you atleast lick it off the floor?
User avatar #68 to #62 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
Have you ever told her friends about this?You should
#70 to #68 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
she would kill me.    
   
hell she has almost killed me a few times before for making 			******		 hardly subtle references to it without anyone else around.   
   
 oh god i was looking for a completely different reaction image........................................................................... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ..................................
she would kill me.

hell she has almost killed me a few times before for making ****** hardly subtle references to it without anyone else around.

oh god i was looking for a completely different reaction image........................................................................... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ..................................
#85 to #70 - raideoactivepilot (03/29/2014) [-]
You just need to kick her ass once and she will learn to avoid you and stay out of your hair. Worked for me. my sister was a ******* nut and always gave me so much **** and beat up on me all the time. then one day she grabbed my glasses and went to break them. I got so pissed when she grabbed them i right hooked her as hard as i could to her face and she went down hard and i proceeded to kick her until she let go of my glasses. not a single fight with her after that day (without my glasses i can't even read bold so im completely ****** without them)
User avatar #71 to #70 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
Start lifting then tell her friends.But you have to look her straight in the eyes when you tell the story so you are asserting your dominance over her
User avatar #72 to #71 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
how about no.

she is sneaky. she would kill me in my sleep...
#178 to #72 - hinrik (03/29/2014) [-]
Getting dominated by your younger sister, how 			*******		 beta can you get.
Getting dominated by your younger sister, how ******* beta can you get.
User avatar #74 to #72 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
Then you shall strike first.Or set up a trap.Or let me do it....
User avatar #75 to #74 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
ummmmm... no...
User avatar #76 to #75 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
Come ooooon. It'll be funny
User avatar #77 to #76 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
but she is my sister. and i guarantee i wouldn't have time to delete htis page from my browser history, nad i would get caught quite easily
User avatar #78 to #77 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
***** DO IT
User avatar #79 to #78 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm sorry, but i can not afford your services
User avatar #81 to #79 - psychoticcaleb (03/29/2014) [-]
Pussy
User avatar #82 to #81 - faithrider (03/29/2014) [-]
you are what you eat
#84 to #82 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
The psychotic one who shares my name is correct. ******* do it, your sister sounds like a bitch
User avatar #164 to #84 - doit (03/29/2014) [-]
Hes clearly holding on to it for blackmail or when necessary. That is the smart move.
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#37 - redlarva **User deleted account** (03/29/2014) [-]
**redlarva rolled image**The McDonalds tatoo is ******* glorious
#260 to #37 - morkoelorko ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
pretty cool indeed...
pretty cool indeed...
#27 - Craigulon (03/28/2014) [-]
the last one...
#330 to #27 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
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#33 to #27 - ezachulator (03/28/2014) [-]
shes not sexist shes racist i read the word white one to many times
User avatar #40 to #33 - swordmasterredman ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
what does "cis" mean?
User avatar #44 to #40 - angrytoilet (03/29/2014) [-]
Cis is used to refer to someone who identifies with the gender with which they were born, eg if you have a penis and identify as a male, you are cis. Cis is the opposite of trans, so a trans male is a biological male who identifies as a female. This refers to cis and trans gendering, not to be confused with cisexual (sp?) and transexual who are people who have undergone a surgical procedure to change their genitals into those of the opposite sex. These are clarified by terms like FtM (female changed to male) and MtF (male changed to female). Hope this helps.
User avatar #104 to #44 - anepicnub (03/29/2014) [-]
Comfortable In Skin.

Cis is short for Comfortable In Skin

Not to say what you said is invalid
#240 to #104 - ncsutroll (03/29/2014) [-]
so what you're telling me is that we should skin and flay all the trans people? I can get on board with that
User avatar #369 to #104 - aerosol (03/29/2014) [-]
That seems like an extremely unnecessary phrase.
User avatar #252 to #104 - angrytoilet (03/29/2014) [-]
That may be a helpful mnemonic device, but the terms cis and trans have had approximate meanings (ie same and "changed") in many scientific fields (isomerism in organic chemistry, for example) for far longer than the radical feminists have used the terms.

In organic chemistry, a cis- molecule is one that, in layman's terms, has certain parts matching up with other parts (eg functional groups and hydrogens on a 4 bonded center molecule are on opposite sides). A trans- molecule is one that has certains parts mixed with other parts (functional groups and hydrogens on a 4 bonded center molecule are mixed, one on each side).

These terms are latin, cis meaning "on the same side of" and trans meaning "on the other side of"
User avatar #46 to #44 - swordmasterredman ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
This is helpful, thanks!
#48 to #44 - threeofclubs (03/29/2014) [-]
I understand. I don't feel like it helped me, but I understand.
User avatar #275 to #40 - toosexyforyou (03/29/2014) [-]
If you want to do the world a favor, don't use the word "cis" and continue using the word "normal" instead.
#4 - chrispoot (03/28/2014) [-]
Goodness gracious... The last one. Jesus, is people really THIS delusional about themselves?
#157 to #4 - gibssowas (03/29/2014) [-]
I don't know, I always hope that the picture was posted elsewhere and someone just made an acc with it to piss people off.
User avatar #158 to #157 - chrispoot (03/29/2014) [-]
I hope for the same... Well, it's not like I have any faith for humanity left though... but still
#119 - winterguy (03/29/2014) [-]
Whats wrong about curry club? I love curry!
#63 - doomeythekink (03/29/2014) [-]
Have my thumb, and my cringe.
Have my thumb, and my cringe.
#49 - Schofield (03/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - singsing (03/29/2014) [-]
I finally found it. The gif to redeem all cringes. BEHOLD
I finally found it. The gif to redeem all cringes. BEHOLD
User avatar #103 to #42 - deantaylor (03/29/2014) [-]
based god snipars.
#56 - isbestpony (03/29/2014) [-]
Dude, you are doing what I thought wasn't possible. You are making me cringe. I thought there was nothing else in the world cringe worthy that I have seen, then you get this stuff and show all of funnyjunk. Have a thumb, and keep up the good work.

MFW that last one
User avatar #57 to #56 - epicapocalypse (03/29/2014) [-]
That makes me feel happy. It means a lot. Thanks
#100 - ComradeBritish ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Just needs some good old fashioned Exterminatus.
#65 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
MFW 420 Fedora Fanatics
User avatar #66 to #65 - electriccherry (03/29/2014) [-]
damnit i forgot to log in
#192 to #66 - mayoroftownsville (03/29/2014) [-]
420 Fedora Fanatics is a joke. Euphoric probably should have given it away.
User avatar #307 to #192 - electriccherry (03/29/2014) [-]
Its just the name that makes me cringe
#333 to #307 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
it's a trolling page
#127 - antigravitycake (03/29/2014) [-]
i hear that that was the last meal him and his mother ate before she died
User avatar #328 to #127 - stardustdragonlord (03/29/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think it's kinda funny, on top of being stupid. It's probably a great conversation starter
#290 to #127 - tbhp (03/29/2014) [-]
I actually know this guy, he was offered around 600 thousand dollars for a new tatoo on his left arm by a hotel owner here in Norway.

And he is pretty allright aswell, the ink is probably borderline idiocracy tho there are lots of people with way stupider tatoo's than that one.
User avatar #132 to #127 - newepic (03/29/2014) [-]
its not, his friends were punishing him for something and he had the choice of barbie on his butt cheek or mcdonalds recipet on his arm
#313 to #132 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
I would get the barbie and just get swole as hell
User avatar #129 to #127 - gabemczombie (03/29/2014) [-]
The cringing lessens
User avatar #133 to #129 - darkor (03/29/2014) [-]
are you sure? here is the news: time.com/40050/mcdonalds-receipt-tattoo/
User avatar #136 to #133 - gabemczombie (03/29/2014) [-]
The cringing increases
User avatar #356 to #136 - timmity (03/29/2014) [-]
he shouldent be the cringy ones, it's his probably gay betafriends
User avatar #265 to #136 - BlaiseGrimm ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
i love you
#318 to #133 - lamarisagoodname (03/29/2014) [-]
"We can only assume he yelled YOLO right before he got inked"
#334 to #133 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
Whenever Norwegians make fun of Americans again, I'm going to remind them that this kid is Norwegian.
#400 to #334 - chupiter (03/29/2014) [-]
U wot m8!
#58 - precision (03/29/2014) [-]
This **** gets me SOOO ******* mad.
#86 - John Cena (03/29/2014) [-]
Dude 420 Fedora Fanatics is a fake cringe Facebook page
#291 - kingsaged (03/29/2014) [-]
**kingsaged rolled image** mfw one of these kids go to my school
**kingsaged rolled image** mfw one of these kids go to my school
#293 to #291 - zeroguy (03/29/2014) [-]
holly 			****		 thats! a great roll.
holly **** thats! a great roll.
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User avatar #305 to #299 - sakurano (03/29/2014) [-]
Pretty swag
#114 - steppenwolfvg (03/29/2014) [-]
Furry Club
User avatar #287 to #114 - damianblu (03/29/2014) [-]
You can actually buy one of these for like 20 bucks.

www.budk.com/product/Medieval-Historica-Spiked-Battle-Club/156606.uts
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