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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#30 - ainise
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**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #882913 at Friendly ** Okay, Maybe I'm missing something, but do other guys really use Lotion? I've tried it and didn't think it any better - actually took a lot longer.
User avatar #181 to #30 - mondominiman
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I've tried lotion but it's just takes time to clean afterwards, and time is important.
User avatar #288 to #30 - NinjaHermit
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I've always preferred doing it dry. In my own experience, using lotion/lube/spit doesn't make it feel any better, and it's messier. Not to mention the potentially awkward squishy/squelchy noises it creates.
User avatar #294 to #30 - lvlonemeepo
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Is there a sauce on that pic?
User avatar #356 to #30 - theswede
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Try shaving gel, its most glorious. Only problem is cleaning up.
#431 to #30 - despicablemaz
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It, a majority of the time, depends on if you're circumcised or not. If not, the foreskin acts as a natural lubricant. So if you don't have foreskin, there's a good chance you'll use lotion, and if you do there's a good chance you won't be using lotion
User avatar #456 to #30 - crampers
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If you have foreskin - well then it's not needed at all. Dno about circumcised
User avatar #481 to #30 - Darianvincent
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(03/26/2014) [-]
I use spit and oil.
User avatar #422 to #30 - chimpaflimp
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(03/25/2014) [-]
You can't just use lotion any old time, either. You have to clean up and all that **** and when time is of the essence, there's no time for that ****. Due to living in a house with two people who have no concept of the word "privacy", I have no time for lotion. I have also developed an incredible skill for silent speed wanking.
#93 to #30 - nignogatron
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**nignogatron rolled a random image posted in comment #902511 at Friendly ** I thought i was alone
#104 to #30 - chubbies
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I think it's a "uncircumcised" thing.
User avatar #117 to #104 - dongers
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nope, im uncut and it would make more sense to me to use lotion if you are circumcised because, and not too get to specific, it seems like it being uncircumcised lets it have more give and take (i just realized how hard it is to explain it)
I dont use lotion but i use coconut oil and its simply to keep my dick nicer and not let the skin dry out at all. If I know my skin isn't going to dry out then i probably wouldn't bother with using anything.

inb4 tmi
User avatar #375 to #117 - nighkey
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(03/25/2014) [-]
I suddenly desire intercourse with an uncut gentleman..

Thanks FJ. =/
User avatar #238 to #117 - deathstare
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There's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised. Uncut people can't have drier wankers because of the skin rubbing harder due to overlapping. In my experience, I'm cut, and I prefer complete dryness because any moister makes it more friction burny.
Of course there's also that precum that you allow because it spikes up the pleasure. Though that almost always makes me finish before I'd like.
#445 to #238 - mrdrprofbraeden
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(03/25/2014) [-]
I am uncut and I prefer dry faps. Uncut people can't have drier wanks my ass, it is obvious cut people suffer from this problem much more.

1) Think cavemen. Cavemen could wank. Cavemen were not cut and did not have lotion.
2) Foreskin retains moisture and protects the glans. With that gone the penis will need extra moisture (lotion) and it will get scarred.
3) I don't actually have a third point but you looked anyway
4) Why are you still going? You know I don't have any more points
5) Stop it! I have no more points to make!
6) You're not the smartest tool in the shed.
stop! There`s nothing here!
User avatar #448 to #445 - deathstare
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Reason my parents cut me, according to the internet is build up of sebum, if not cleaned regularly could infect the penis. So yeah, it makes sense that you could wank off with the sebum acting as lotion, but that seems kinda nasty though. Wanking off with semen and dead skin cells. It's a good thing my spagetti I'm eating doesn't remind me of sebum at all.... it does and I've lost my appetite. I've literally caused this upon myself
User avatar #447 to #445 - chillybilly
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Nothing at all?
User avatar #478 to #238 - dongers
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i was talking about the foreskin, for me it sometimes gets dry and flaky from moving around in my underwear too much or something, i dont know im not a dickologist
#297 to #238 - anon id: 9e70867b
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you are wrong. Uncircumcised is wet by default. don't try to compare it with rubbing cloth on cloth. it won't get drier. also the "natural lotion" thing your dick gives off is pretty handy with uncut dicks, but ofc that was the idea of it anyway.

i cant compare it to cut dicks, because i'm not gay and i only have one dick
User avatar #443 to #297 - deathstare
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I've been uncut for 5 years, so yeah. I haven't masturbated at the age of five, so my lack of experience with uncut diddlies is a hinderance.
#317 to #297 - anon id: 6f1e63fd
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lol @ 'i only have 1 dik'
User avatar #468 to #104 - scumbagposter
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i'm circumcised and i dry wank all the time
User avatar #108 to #104 - zaperzero
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I'm circumcised and I dry wank. owo It's so much more comfortable.
#109 to #108 - chubbies
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I know, that's what I was saying. Sorry for any confusion.
User avatar #110 to #109 - zaperzero
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^_^ It's okay.
#330 to #30 - junahi
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Does spit count?
#351 to #330 - anon id: c0fc07d1
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I can just imagine you sitting there spitting on your own cock yelling "Mmmm, you like that bitch? Let me spit on your cock!"
#257 to #30 - cazabrow
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Someone else shares my view?

The few times I've used lotion it makes an unnecessarily loud slurping noise which travels right past my bedroom door.

Plus i just don't see why it's supposed to be so much better.
#43 to #30 - friedgreenpomatoes
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greetings fellow member of the glorious dry wank master race
User avatar #336 to #43 - ilikegurlbutz
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(03/25/2014) [-]
holy **** there's more of us??
#253 to #43 - tanikozotanikozo
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(03/25/2014) [-]
dry dick makes the fap sick
User avatar #327 to #43 - dragonicangel
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Yeah dry-wanks!
#436 to #43 - adrianoc
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Greetings!
#475 to #43 - rzkruspe
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Comment Picture
#3 - biebergotswag
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(03/24/2014) [-]
btw, he's talking about mastrobation. in case you don't understand
#77 to #3 - migueldecervantes
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"mastrobation"

Although, I have to admit, that was kind of funny, you're a fagot.
User avatar #134 to #3 - watyoutalkabout
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(03/25/2014) [-]
explain to me what the -masterbate- is
User avatar #103 to #3 - fyaq
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(03/25/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #194 to #3 - profkitty
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Love how you misspelled masturbation.
User avatar #145 to #3 - vampireinarm
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jokeexplain has a new nemesis
User avatar #479 to #145 - jokexplain
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I'm sorry, but no, the least successful and most unfunny troll on the site can't be my nemesis.
pick someone good ffs
User avatar #480 to #479 - vampireinarm
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why the **** would you come back to this 2 hours later, i think hes getting to your head
User avatar #471 to #145 - jokexplain
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(03/25/2014) [-]
good one.
User avatar #277 to #3 - phoenixice
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(03/25/2014) [-]
haha nice one!
User avatar #286 to #3 - animedudej
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(03/25/2014) [-]
*Maestrobation get it right next time
User avatar #315 to #3 - thisistolookatnsfw
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ty bby
#316 to #3 - newdevyx
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User avatar #411 to #3 - FightClub
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the **** is a mastrobation
User avatar #415 to #3 - kirkbot
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what's mastrobation?
#435 to #3 - swizzll
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You're a piece of **** and you know it
#20 to #3 - fiora
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(03/24/2014) [-]
jokeexplain

this guys taking your job! quick explain the joke for me!
User avatar #230 to #20 - boomerpyro
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jokeexplain is only written with one E if you want to summon him
User avatar #470 to #230 - fiora
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oh lordy do i try
jokexplain help us!
User avatar #472 to #470 - jokexplain
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(03/25/2014) [-]
yeah, no.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iyellatstuff
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(03/24/2014) [-]
I did not. Thank you for explaining.
#473 to #4 - boomerpyro
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all those ******* thumbs
all those ******* thumbs
User avatar #28 - shatted
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Left handed master race ftw
User avatar #41 to #28 - SumoWamm
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I use my left hand, but i'm right handed.
User avatar #174 to #41 - McFuckUp
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I do that too. I don't know when it started. I physically can't fap right handed. It feels weird.
User avatar #191 to #174 - SumoWamm
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It's just awkward to do it with my right hand.
User avatar #91 to #41 - shatted
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I guess you're adopted into the brotherhood, then.
User avatar #94 to #91 - SumoWamm
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Oh, uh, thanks......
User avatar #269 to #41 - silvermarsh
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This. I literally cannot use my right hand even though I'm right handed. Helps so that I can use the mouse comfortably at the same time.
#301 to #41 - lemleet
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finally someone who shares my story
User avatar #433 to #41 - dwarfish
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Am i the only one that faps sometimes with left hand, sometimes with right hand depending on the mood?..
User avatar #236 to #41 - newsmyrna
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I use my right and I'm a lefty.
User avatar #214 to #41 - pokemonstheshiz
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same here brother
#9 - theannoyingFJguy
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PronHub users are just a bunch of wankers.
User avatar #187 to #9 - crazypat
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Princess Broad
#215 to #9 - nibbero
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General Brunswick
User avatar #227 to #9 - explore
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Scotch Tape....
#272 to #9 - slaypie
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Mitzi Norrbacka

That sounds like a female weightlifter trying to make a pornstar career after her 40's...
#140 to #9 - zramn
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Lover standing
#45 to #9 - skorchy
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Ruby Marylebone.
Dear god.
User avatar #111 to #9 - deezknuts
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Willie Longs
User avatar #46 to #9 - leproon
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Jessie Woodrising.

Uh-huh.
#56 to #9 - liversupporter
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Maxwell St. Michael
Maxwell St. Michael
#54 to #9 - assclapper
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BJ Aurora
#237 to #54 - swagbot
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Aurora Ave, North Seattle, WA?
#69 to #9 - ecomp
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Sergeant Spruce
#32 to #9 - gearson
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candy 32nd
#18 to #9 - enochian
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Baby Cock Lane...  I'm not liking mine very much...
Baby Cock Lane... I'm not liking mine very much...
User avatar #162 to #9 - historicbacon
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Slippy Dalton
#138 to #9 - mainstreamed
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Missy Fitzherbert
Missy Fitzherbert
#123 to #9 - urinalofjustice
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Spirit Rockwood, hell yeah.
Spirit Rockwood, hell yeah.
#75 to #9 - apolloeighteen
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AWWW yeah teddy de oro!
User avatar #87 to #9 - herpaderderp
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Lumpy Greenwood
User avatar #22 to #9 - quazyjash
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Snoopy Pioneer. nice.
#164 to #9 - versel
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Patches Yukon.   
   
Apparently I'm some sort of Canadian lumberjack pornstar now.
Patches Yukon.

Apparently I'm some sort of Canadian lumberjack pornstar now.
User avatar #296 to #9 - vitunhenkka
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jeri harmaja what the unholy ****?
#35 to #9 - chaoticpuzzler
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Sasha rollingbrooke... B-But I'm a man.
#402 to #35 - kulamia
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Well hey! Sasha is a man's name... in Russia.
My porn name is Lucy Hickory... I too am a man...
User avatar #313 to #35 - schnitzelwagen
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*"But I was a man."
Fixed that for you.
#252 to #9 - anon id: 9c166fdd
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Blackie Buller...I'm an Asian dude...
#129 to #9 - tiddycats
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Snowball Coxwell
Snowball Coxwell
#275 to #129 - anon id: d728eacf
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cock swell
User avatar #220 to #9 - itsdasp
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Broken Thomas...
User avatar #170 to #9 - asslickingood
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Satan del rio, sounds kinda cool
#231 to #170 - grimagination
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you name your ******* pet satan, kudos
User avatar #251 to #231 - asslickingood
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Actually it was a joke because I hadn't name him yet, but my brothers think it sound good so it stay. He's actually a very lovely dog.
#197 to #9 - scotlandhome
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Seamus Edgewood
Seamus Edgewood
#62 to #9 - firestarian
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**firestarian rolled a random image posted in comment #589787 at Pokemon ** Fluffy Buffalo
**firestarian rolled a random image posted in comment #589787 at Pokemon ** Fluffy Buffalo
#168 to #9 - anon id: c9f8a4f2
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Chester La Quinta...
Chester La Quinta...
#34 to #9 - samxdaxman
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Tiger Chestnut... I'm scared and aroused.
User avatar #147 to #9 - phoenixdowner
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Snickers June.

Hmm...
#234 to #9 - thekillerneighbor
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Fluffy Bird.   
   
I guess?
Fluffy Bird.

I guess?
User avatar #121 to #9 - afroadam
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Jack Sabin. not bad
#50 to #9 - mrbobert
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Gordon Lake.
Gordon Lake.
User avatar #86 to #9 - brettyoke
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Mango Kingshire
#48 to #9 - spaceking
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Weenie Arroyo   
 with that name nobody can stop me
Weenie Arroyo
with that name nobody can stop me
User avatar #61 to #9 - guye
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Tiger San Rafael
#107 to #9 - FMLs
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Burning Bush Boots. I think I just found my calling.
#36 to #9 - hillbillypowpow
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Chico mephisto's circle?
#244 to #9 - nao
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Crétin de chat de l'Audience ?

That makes no ******* sense now does it
User avatar #13 to #9 - almaster
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storm turkey
#125 to #9 - ugoboom
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Earl Amigo
#309 to #9 - gazajunk
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**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #8146781 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. ** Purdy Edenvale...
#118 to #9 - derperherp
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Darby Stewart.
User avatar #280 to #9 - iamaniceperson
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Rocky 3rd avenue? What?
#47 to #9 - seras
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Mandy Osterkoppel.
I'm a guy.
#260 to #9 - smithacat
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Crumby Clapperlane
#42 to #9 - HaloMythbuster
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Rainbow Spring

Hoookay then
User avatar #239 to #9 - tiopico
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Toddy Constant
#222 to #9 - apocalypseboyz
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Pepe Oakwood.   
Eh, works!
Pepe Oakwood.
Eh, works!
User avatar #223 to #9 - muffintime
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Fluffy Alderwood.... I like it
User avatar #178 to #9 - sefercil
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poseidon taylor ._.

not very porny
User avatar #204 to #178 - playerdous
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Well are you a squirter?
#205 to #204 - sefercil
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#218 to #9 - mainerva
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Kitchi Diamond. Well.
User avatar #72 to #9 - lordjebadia
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LaBacon hazelwood
User avatar #207 to #9 - nighthawxx
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PJ 5th street
This is not fair
#29 to #9 - wutangconspirator
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Bogie Ashburn
#192 to #9 - blacklightsun
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Bubble Robles
Bubble Robles
User avatar #196 to #192 - blacklightsun
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I'm a dude, by the way...
User avatar #235 to #9 - magickarcher
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Bumper Kalinga, #1 Australian male porn actor
#179 to #9 - tehskyizblue
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Penny St.Adele
Penny St.Adele
#210 to #9 - masterchiefawesome
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Chelsea Bridle Lane   
   
Aw **** that's actually good...
Chelsea Bridle Lane

Aw **** that's actually good...
#405 to #210 - kulamia
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Sounds alone the lines of Sasha Grey. I'd watch the **** out of Chelsea Bridie Lane
User avatar #165 to #9 - singsing
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Yeah, and the Gay porn section is filled with assholes
User avatar #184 to #9 - brendantheferret
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Squeeker Compton
#154 to #9 - anon id: 94f22164
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I am a girl
Harley Terrace
#169 to #9 - gaybitch
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Rocky Thomas
#144 to #9 - anon id: e126a2c5
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Louis Rapahoe (pronounced Rap-a-ho-ee.. but I'll let your mind wander)
#80 to #9 - ddylann
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Gracie Gunderson. im a dude but the double initial thing is nice.
User avatar #131 to #9 - kievaughnb
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Blackjack Elliott
#78 to #9 - dickchupacabra
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Nelson Bluebonnet. Could be better, could be worse.
User avatar #113 to #9 - isuriand
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Jake Walnut... I don't know how to respond to this one.
#70 to #9 - usamajime
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Morticia Burning Ridge

...i'd be metal as ****.
#92 to #9 - anon id: 9ce73121
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Daisy walnut
What
User avatar #124 to #92 - darkor
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(03/25/2014) [-]
sounds like a trap
#60 to #9 - atomicwinter
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Mojo Logan.... that sounds pretty sexy
Mojo Logan.... that sounds pretty sexy
User avatar #83 to #9 - processing
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Dipsy Broadway
#39 to #9 - thenewnuggubler
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Popeye Robinson...
#71 to #9 - hybridxproject
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Toby Fairview
User avatar #23 to #9 - plasmaballs
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(03/24/2014) [-]
Loki Bond
User avatar #55 to #9 - TheRealNinjaa
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Jessica Rathbone, I'm a guy too.
User avatar #323 to #9 - fukkendragonite
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Oscar Excelsior.

Holy ************* ****
#40 to #9 - phantomseang
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(03/25/2014) [-]
shoby trexler....... sounds like im in for some training
#303 to #9 - damnfaithlessdogs
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Lucky Sunset
User avatar #304 to #303 - Sunset
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(03/25/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #339 to #303 - venividilold
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Neat !
User avatar #27 to #9 - ledane
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(03/24/2014) [-]
Viktor Gyrup
User avatar #156 to #9 - mexicanmuffinz
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Angel Pain
#15 to #9 - gamercatz
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(03/24/2014) [-]
Rex Holland, I like it
#106 to #9 - chitose
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Prince Palomino
User avatar #10 to #9 - theannoyingFJguy
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(03/24/2014) [-]
By the way my porn name is Hermy Hamilton.
#51 to #9 - madzombiie
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Smokey Terrace.    
is this good?
Smokey Terrace.
is this good?
#33 to #9 - NinjaZombie
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Furry Blackthorn. Oh gawd.
#483 to #9 - Seority
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(03/29/2014) [-]
Nala Neptune   
   
Works purrfectly.
Nala Neptune

Works purrfectly.
#306 to #9 - anon id: 74ee161d
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(03/25/2014) [-]
ninus sølystgade? weird
User avatar #455 to #9 - sissywoo
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Squirt Smallwood.

What the ****...
User avatar #281 to #9 - crimsonsunshine
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Lucy Loomis... But i'm a man...
#446 to #9 - mrdrprofbraeden
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Huckleberry route 565
#273 to #9 - niggastolemyname
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#322 to #9 - thatkittyoverthere
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(03/25/2014) [-]
nickey blue... it actually works
nickey blue... it actually works
User avatar #265 to #9 - mrmysterio
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Chevy Dongdingalong
User avatar #266 to #265 - mrmysterio
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(03/25/2014) [-]
I'm not making this up.
#283 to #9 - johrny
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Großer Stadtwald  english Big City Forrest    
   
What the ****.....
Großer Stadtwald english Big City Forrest

What the ****.....
User avatar #259 to #9 - derkarus
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Sheeba Aldborough, **** this game
User avatar #267 to #9 - andygirl
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Goober 8th.....
#248 to #9 - anon id: 9e3db7f7
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Jolly Pastor
User avatar #276 to #248 - wtfduud
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like a pedofile.
User avatar #142 to #9 - parlimantum
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Batman Brownell.......

Welp. Guess so.
#228 to #9 - epicmotherfuckers
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Baby Brooks
User avatar #65 to #9 - DmOnZ
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Kelso 3535... I-I don't think this one works.
User avatar #225 to #9 - justanon
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Boby Ave
User avatar #49 to #9 - theexplodingcheez
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Smokey Valhalla
User avatar #221 to #9 - hochimoe
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(03/25/2014) [-]
juke reed. hmm I can't tell if I'd be one of the fat ugly pornstars or awesome one's
User avatar #485 to #9 - dogziller
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(03/31/2014) [-]
tigee hollister
#219 to #9 - crackedpepper
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Jaws Toledo.

sounds like a dynamo of sex.
#467 to #9 - anon id: 14ce9b1b
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(03/25/2014) [-]
champ leslie
User avatar #216 to #9 - Lzah
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Oliver Pointsetia...

i aspire to one day be on Thunder Down under... this may be my stage name
#466 to #9 - ultimatefusion
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Blacky Blacks Bluff   
   
Well then.
Blacky Blacks Bluff

Well then.
User avatar #209 to #9 - entertaining
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Hoppy Goldenview...
#460 to #9 - anon id: 67affe9d
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(03/25/2014) [-]
fluffy fitts. yea he does
User avatar #206 to #9 - LloydIrving
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(03/25/2014) [-]
... Fuzzy Hollywood.

Why?
User avatar #459 to #9 - mikepetru
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Gyarados 28
User avatar #193 to #9 - wilfredfanforever
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Nig Ger
User avatar #449 to #9 - Sacrifice
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Mozart Woodside

Hm.
User avatar #188 to #9 - bobocanobo
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(03/25/2014) [-]
candy shadybrook
#444 to #9 - loqmundi
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Buttercup Spanish. What have I done to myself....
User avatar #180 to #9 - badmotorfinger
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(03/25/2014) [-]
spiderman wild oats
User avatar #441 to #9 - squiresparkle
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Duke Chesterton
User avatar #173 to #9 - teddybearlove
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(03/25/2014) [-]
megan 1st... but i wanted vicky 1st
#432 to #9 - anon id: 2dad40d1
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Max Valley!
User avatar #167 to #9 - delightfuldemona
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Sabath cherry.
im not sure how to feel about this.
#430 to #9 - pillowmeister
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Bull Mariani

you better get ready for the horns you ******* cuckold
#163 to #9 - anon id: 5426b0b8
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Happy Strip
#429 to #9 - namesboo
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(03/25/2014) [-]
milo cobblestones
milo cobblestones
User avatar #157 to #9 - johnnygat
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Baxter Darby
#428 to #9 - anon id: 0bd8e098
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(03/25/2014) [-]
ninetynine 3rd street believe it or not
#150 to #9 - anon id: 30104846
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(03/25/2014) [-]
foxxy ----------
#425 to #9 - fuckingdaltonapple
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Spanky Joseph
#146 to #9 - monsieurslender
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Pigface Abbey
User avatar #420 to #9 - chimpaflimp
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Ah, yes. Muddy The Fleet. Well known for being unbeaten in speed-scat.
#143 to #9 - twelveinchessoft
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(03/25/2014) [-]
....cosmo marygate?

whatever, i'm just gonna use my username
#418 to #9 - welcometoatl
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Princess Bonwood?

Sounds like I get gangbanged
User avatar #136 to #9 - betta
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Ty Cooper

I don't know how I should feel about this...
#414 to #9 - anon id: 118da57b
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Cotton Willow. what?
#128 to #9 - eatingyummytacos
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Miranda Scott....sexy anybody?
#413 to #9 - raideen
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Sox Staveley
#120 to #9 - anon id: 4c273e88
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Callie Riverlake.
User avatar #410 to #9 - Sethorein
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Maximus Cantertrot...
#112 to #9 - development
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#408 to #9 - AdamBaum
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Binky Cam Baez
Binky Cam Baez
User avatar #98 to #9 - misticalz
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Chia Code
swag
User avatar #388 to #9 - teocherries
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(03/25/2014) [-]
The Trout Retreat
#90 to #9 - anon id: 8b400f8e
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Merlin Merlin....we named my cat after our street....
User avatar #224 to #90 - muffintime
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God dammit Merlin Merlin you stuck it in the wrong hole again
User avatar #383 to #9 - xtwinblade
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Tarzan greenfield.... uhm
#85 to #9 - amanaman
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Zefrum Gorret
Zefrum Gorret
#377 to #9 - ogvind
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(03/25/2014) [-]
If i translate it from Norwegian.   
Little Pussy Smokey Road.
If i translate it from Norwegian.
Little Pussy Smokey Road.
#82 to #9 - trentacles
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Bear Kenmore
User avatar #366 to #9 - congthea
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Patches Broadoak.
User avatar #73 to #9 - Zacman
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Macee Ash .. I'm a guy
User avatar #74 to #73 - Zacman
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(03/25/2014) [-]
If you couldn't tell by my girly name ..
#364 to #9 - eatchickendaily
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(03/25/2014) [-]
<Never had a pet> Bluebird
<Never had a pet> Bluebird
User avatar #68 to #9 - nicnacquarterback
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Daisy Ridgeview
#362 to #9 - marikthegunslinger
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Gus 390?
User avatar #58 to #9 - cthulhucupcake
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Whitney Athens. I'm so glad I'm female...
#353 to #9 - gitanisme
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#52 to #9 - Jowi
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Bowie Daisybank
User avatar #349 to #9 - flambenobunaga
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Sam 7th Avenue... It's okay, I guess.
#44 to #9 - markonj
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Garry Gavrilo Princip
...
User avatar #57 to #44 - kovymast
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(03/25/2014) [-]
You live on a street named Gavrilo Princip? Really?!?
#137 to #57 - markonj
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Also if you don't believe me here's a map You need to login to view this link
go a bit south, where it says obilicevo and just after the left bridge
Inb4pedophiles come knockin
#130 to #57 - markonj
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Ya where I live our streets are named after our nations historical figures such as leaders and epic war heroes and stuff and Gavrilo is considered one of them. I'm honored, actually.
User avatar #348 to #9 - rapsuskiller
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Perez Guadalajara.
Sounds like a mexican porn god or something like that, thought I'm from Guadalajara, Spain
User avatar #37 to #9 - mrmarcooler
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Lotus Bårdshaugveien

Now that's sexy... I guess.
#342 to #9 - Jeff C
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Brandy Hornsby
Not bad honestly, I'd watch it. Might have to make it Brandi though
#31 to #9 - SirFail
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Felix Huangman
Felix Huangman
User avatar #338 to #9 - venividilold
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Pushok Gagarina
Funny enough this translates from russian as "Gagarin's fluff" ! xD
User avatar #24 to #9 - lordjordn
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(03/24/2014) [-]
bogusere salop
User avatar #332 to #9 - nintendohero
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Kip Chatsworth. Sounds pretty fancy.
User avatar #21 to #9 - roflstorm
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(03/24/2014) [-]
Shelby Blackcherry.

Oh goody.
I'm in for a few bukakkes
#329 to #9 - anon id: 5245c210
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Shelby Machinemaster
#14 to #9 - anon id: ac40087d
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(03/24/2014) [-]
Hammy Otterville. Well ****.
#328 to #9 - magnusraiden
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Jack Unicorns Horn
Jack Unicorns Horn
User avatar #12 to #9 - kasperoster
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Mikki Carl Meding.

This game doesn't really work with danish street names.
#324 to #9 - popcorncolonel
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Teddy Anderson.... I feel like Teddy Anderson is a hairy perv.... Or looks something like this guy
User avatar #457 to #9 - otot
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Lucky Goldenwood
#312 to #9 - anon id: 893efa69
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Sarah Fumin
User avatar #38 to #9 - kaguradragon
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Ginger George...
#310 to #9 - anon id: ce458ab2
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(03/25/2014) [-]
Jasper Higgs
#11 to #9 - IshimelofSomewhere
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Bo WIldwood...
User avatar #122 to #11 - ZakisBak
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Guess Butterfield.




oh god why...
#268 to #122 - squidgy
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Monty Mead   
   
Okay that sounds like a ******* celebrity chef
Monty Mead

Okay that sounds like a ******* celebrity chef
#378 to #11 - anon id: 6e24dac8
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Midnight Light.   
   
Hell the **** yeah.
Midnight Light.

Hell the **** yeah.
User avatar #59 - fedegon
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Who else developed "lefty-fappy" due to porn?
User avatar #67 to #59 - ashikoki
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i c u fag
luv u bb
#233 to #59 - anon id: 2e9f1737
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me
User avatar #186 to #59 - kipperss
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(03/25/2014) [-]
I'm naturally left handed so no mouse switching for me!
#302 to #186 - anon id: 3b1743b3
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My ******.
#149 - xxxmrawsomexxx
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User avatar #229 to #149 - sinonyx
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(03/25/2014) [-]
...there's a limit???
User avatar #345 to #229 - riggyrigs
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only on phones
User avatar #242 to #229 - luckyspirit
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If you don't have a paid subscription you can only get five videos a day or something.
User avatar #254 to #242 - dagreatmax
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not true. I tested that **** out. As soon as you click on the video you want to watch you have to click the video player right as it appears, don't let them (you have 5 videos remaining) thing appear.
User avatar #255 to #254 - dagreatmax
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*Don't let the
basically what i do is hold my phone vertically and click on the video, a second later i click on the same video and it goes straight to the video player, i'm sure it's a glitch.
#53 - mtflyer
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Every goddamn time. It's like they know when I am going to masturbate.
#141 - include
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**include rolled user therealsuperderpy **
User avatar #159 to #141 - therealsuperderpy
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(03/25/2014) [-]
yea
#153 - thelastelephant
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I'm assuming the black couch means ******* the couch cushions, right? I haven't really gotten the black couch meme.   
   
Someone hit me with some knowledge.
I'm assuming the black couch means ******* the couch cushions, right? I haven't really gotten the black couch meme.

Someone hit me with some knowledge.
User avatar #155 to #153 - sunice
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casting couch
#160 to #155 - thelastelephant
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OH   
   
I get it now. Have a thumb, sir,
OH

I get it now. Have a thumb, sir,
#190 to #160 - blacklightsun
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YFW
YFW
User avatar #201 to #190 - thelastelephant
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Precisely
User avatar #166 to #160 - someoneforamoment
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I thought it meant hooking up your laptop to the big screen...
#195 - golbot
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I never understood what you do with the sock...
User avatar #232 to #195 - amuzen
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The idea is that a sock is an article of clothing that's easily washable and likely to be near where ever you're relaxing at the time an urge to wank comes on. The way it works a lot of people come home from work/school/whatever sit down, take off their socks, browse the internet for a bit, stumble upon a bit of porn, have a wank, have nowhere to put the resulting scum and so they rub it on their sock toss, turn it inside out and toss the sock in the laundry, a thing that's going in the dirty laundry anyway and nobody in their right mind is going to touch + as an added bonus most socks are white.
Toilet paper works just as well but it's not something you're super liable to have near your bed and if you're in the bathroom you might as well just wash it down the sink.
#200 to #195 - yuukoku
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You wear it as a sock puppet and use it to pretend that someone is tenderly whispering erotic words into your ear with your empty hand.

You jizz in it.
#202 to #200 - golbot
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toilet paper doesn't work well enough? then you can just flush it... and not worry about putting on the wrong sock in the morning
toilet paper doesn't work well enough? then you can just flush it... and not worry about putting on the wrong sock in the morning
User avatar #212 to #202 - mrgoodlove
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I use socks that are old and worn out so I don't have to worry about putting them on again
User avatar #203 to #202 - yuukoku
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Some people don't exactly have a bathroom nearby when they go at it.

I dunnow, I use toilet paper like you said.