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Craig is going places

Comments by children, once asked questions, that would normally not be ask people of such an age, because of the common norm that they are too young to understand the proper meaning. It is humorous because of the shocking truth and creativity posed by these short people, and the likeness to the thoughts of the adult mind. It is a common phenomenon that children often do this oblivious to the adult connotations following to both questions and answers.

The "Silent Duck", also called "Duck-Billing", is the technique often used in which the person engaging in hand insertion shapes the hand to resemble a duck's beak. Typically, it does not involve forcing the clenched fist into the vagina or rectum; this is a practice called "punching". Instead, all five fingers are kept straight and held as close together as possible (forming the beak-like "duck"), then slowly inserted into a well lubricated vagina or rectum.[1]

In more vigorous forms of fisting, such as "punching" or "punchfisting", a fully clenched fist may be inserted and withdrawn slowly.
Fistees who are more experienced may take two fists (double-fisting). In the case of double-fisting, pleasure is derived more from the stretching of the anus or vagina than from the thrusting (in-and-out) movement of hands.[1]

Fisting can cause laceration or perforation of the vagina, perineum, rectum, and/or colon, resulting in serious injury[2] and even death.[3][4][5][6] In general, sexual activities that cause air to enter the vagina can lead to a fatal air embolism, and the risk is probably even higher during pregnancy.[7]
Anal fisting carries risks of colorectal perforation; participants are advised to use latex gloves and lubricant,[8] and designate a safeword, the utterance of which will call an immediate halt to the activity. The practice, along with the insertion of hard objects into the anus, has been significantly related to the traumatization of the rectal mucosa in increasing the likelihood of infection, including Hepatitis B

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Ricky, age to
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User avatar #1 - kietzu (03/21/2014) [-]
Ricky got this **** all figured out.
User avatar #2 - AdamBaum (03/21/2014) [-]
"I bet you kiss girls faggot." Theodore
User avatar #4 - busfullofllamas (03/22/2014) [-]
Kelvin is a cheeky cunt, aye?
User avatar #3 - lavitts (03/21/2014) [-]
Pam's gonna go far.
#7 - rhc (03/22/2014) [-]
ricky you clever 						************
ricky you clever ************
#9 - theafroman (03/22/2014) [-]
>Even if she looks like a truck
>Even if she looks like a truck
#17 - hudge (03/22/2014) [-]
"Damn, girl; you lookin' FINE."
#6 - Jesusnipples (03/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Kelvin and I would get along very well I think
Kelvin and I would get along very well I think
#36 - xboxperks (03/22/2014) [-]
"You're pretty."
#22 - spiceycoughdrop (03/22/2014) [-]
And then there's Ricky.
And then there's Ricky.
User avatar #10 - brucekillah (03/22/2014) [-]
Kelvin and Ricky are going places
#24 - Animefreake ONLINE (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
...You racist little **** , Ricky.
#20 - vigorion (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I know we laugh at this, but there are some profound things we can learn from children. I for one have come to use some of that knowledge and perspective in my own marriage.. pic related, it's my wife.
User avatar #18 - Hreidmar (03/22/2014) [-]
Kelvin and Ricky... those two have it figured out better than I do. This is slightly depressing.
User avatar #16 - residentevilfan (03/22/2014) [-]
Pam is going to be a gold digger slut
#38 - valarofcookies (03/22/2014) [-]
I one day hope to have a kid just like Ricky.
I one day hope to have a kid just like Ricky.
#32 - kitofthewind (03/22/2014) [-]
**kitofthewind rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at (untitled) ** Ricky is going to have a happy life
User avatar #28 - Kingsteveooo (03/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Nobody else has said it,

Anita doesn't even realize how right she is yet.
User avatar #29 to #28 - krobeles (03/22/2014) [-]
What? Are you just sexist? Towards your own gender??
#25 - sharklazers (03/22/2014) [-]
Is this Craig?
User avatar #8 - laky (03/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I can't believe how you've let yourself loose after I married you! You are not the person that I married. You are a truck"
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