Craig Ferguson. is awesome.. It' s a great clay for a man B zil. He' s 126 and has been called the world' s oldest person. He says the highlight of is e was pla Craig Ferguson is awesome It' s a great clay for man B zil He' 126 and has been called the world' oldest person He says highlight of e was pla
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It' s a great clay for a man B zil. He' s 126 and has
been called the world' s oldest person.
He says the highlight of is e was playing goalie
for Brazil in this yeff ‘s World Cup.
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#6 - bushingenna
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Except without Julio Cesar Brazil would have gotten nowhere near semis.

User avatar #12 to #6 - irhaddy
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Even if they had a better defence?
User avatar #13 to #12 - arandomanon
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(07/22/2014) [-]
They do not. That's the thing.
User avatar #8 - huszti
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(07/22/2014) [-]
yeah it sure was the goalies fault and not the defender's.
when comedians make jokes about stuff they don't know **** about.
#29 to #8 - katothepotato
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(07/22/2014) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
#30 to #29 - fourohforum
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(07/22/2014) [-]
#33 to #29 - murphyslawtesties
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Oh god stop my sides
#9 to #8 - anon id: 25c4b66f
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Well it's not like his audience knows any more about it than he does ( or cares for that matter).
#10 to #8 - anon id: ec080170
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Psssssst, nobody cares. It was a joke. Jokes don't have to be perfectly realistic. Besides, it was the whole team's fault. A whole team of old geezers.
#18 to #8 - llpanic
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(07/22/2014) [-]
almost as if they were joking
#20 to #8 - swagmonstah
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(07/22/2014) [-]
It's a ******* joke you faggot.
#23 to #20 - philosophyxplain
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Why didn't he joke that the man was a Brazil defender then? Jokes don't have to be realistic, but they should atleast mock who they're supposed to mock. If I wanted to make a joke about some president (not Obama, love him) being the most retarded man alive, comparing them to Lincoln or Kennedy wouldn't work very well, would it?
#24 to #23 - swagmonstah
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Because most people attribute goals being scored to the goalie having a lapse. No one gives a **** if it was the defender's fault. This is America, we don't really give a **** about soccer.
#27 to #24 - philosophyxplain
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(07/22/2014) [-]
That's a fair point, but I'm pretty sure the joke would've worked just as well the other way. In any case, I suspect that Ferguson didn't consciously choose goalie over defender, but just doesn't know anything about soccer, which I agree with huszti is atleast moderately annoying.
#21 to #8 - FJuserHAHA
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#4 - thefifthdoctor
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I've met craig twice, hes actually REALLY strict during the show.
I've met craig twice, hes actually REALLY strict during the show.
#7 to #4 - anon id: 93f4cddb
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(07/22/2014) [-]
If you ever meet him again say hi for me!
User avatar #14 to #7 - targaryren
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I second that
User avatar #25 to #4 - jamalot
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I have to highlight your text to read it
#32 to #4 - ephialtes
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(07/22/2014) [-]
You say strict like he's a school teacher.
"Are you chewing gum?"
"N-No Mr. Ferguson"
"Open your mouth"
*opens mouth to reveal gum*
"INTO MY HAND!"
#3 - anon id: e1729f60
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(07/21/2014) [-]
i love craig ferguson! he's the only talk show host i find entertaining
i love craig ferguson! he's the only talk show host i find entertaining
#5 to #3 - anon id: d0bdc22c
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(07/22/2014) [-]
My heart will break on December 18th
Christmas will be ruined.

Though if Aisha Tyler did replace him I'd be over it pretty fast.
User avatar #19 to #3 - trueraiderfan
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I like him and Conan
User avatar #11 to #3 - toxicovrtake
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I've watched his show a few times, It was alright but overall I think he and the show are a little too goofy.
#16 - fingercramp
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Love me some Craigy Ferg
Love me some Craigy Ferg
#31 - damandan
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#28 - anon id: 2e4df176
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Brazil goalkeeper Julio Cesar is actually younger than Aaron Paul. Still think he's old?
#26 - unholyjebus
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Hardly Julio Cesar's fault was it
#22 - bogdaneight
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(07/22/2014) [-]
It sucks he's leaving the show in December.
It sucks he's leaving the show in December.
User avatar #17 - thespartanlegend
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(07/22/2014) [-]
it wasnr really the keepers's fault, the whole defense was not organized and they made so many mistakes, plus he saved them versus many teams to get to the semi finals.
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