Cr1tikal

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the signs as " Iligal quotes
arias: yen can turn that ****** knife into a titty knife.
taurus: **** ynu and yhur formal attire.
gemini: must owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in bath
directions. this nal can **** itself in all directions.
cancer: oh, nkay. guess i’ ll gs **** myself then.
lea: gand evening. tonight' s special is the **** blizzard.
virgi: ah, just a little bit bf ghast semen. a very cement
ingredient faund in most beverages, , might as well stick
to the traditional
libra: yen will all feast an the **** .
scorpia: his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his
mom' s heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
sagittarius: i' m ready tn begin my journey with a full-
fledged erection and a heart bf ambition.
capricorn: this bastard just get .
aquarius: serenade my candy ass, came onl
pisces: i would rather salve a rubiks cube using noly my
bare nipples than try to make that ******* jump.

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Submitted:	12/18/2015

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#2 - willielilja ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

MFW Cr1tikal content

#36 to #2 - sumbohde (12/19/2015) [-]

what is the source of this gif?

#37 to #36 - lexoheight (12/19/2015) [-]

Cr1tikal

#41 to #36 - willielilja ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]

You're welcome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBnWHx8QiQ

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#1 - mudkipfucker (12/18/2015) [-]

#5 to #1 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

Sauce on video?

#6 to #5 - urapooper (12/19/2015) [-]

Jurassic Park Trespasser Gameplay and Commentary

#13 to #6 - drewjitsu (12/19/2015) [-]

Is that actually a game, because it looks completely unplayable.

#18 to #13 - nekolacek ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

I played it several years ago (like more than 10 years ago) and you are absolutely correct

#24 to #13 - mimmyx ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

**mimmyx used "*roll picture*"**
**mimmyx rolled image** It's called Trespasser and as stated it was supposed to be revolutionary. It had one of (if not THE) first physics engines in a game and all the buggy **** wasn't supposed to be in the product that launched. HOWEVER the higher ups wanted the launch to coincide with The Lost World of Jurassic Park and they had to release what was essentially an alpha. It's full of incomplete levels, missing levels, and John Hammond reading the poem Ozymandias. solid 5/7 game.

#20 to #13 - kungfuchedder (12/19/2015) [-]

It's a Jurassic Park game. It was supposed to be revolutionary and a first person experience like no over. Flopped ofc. Don't remember the full title, the player would have no UI and would have to glance down to the main characters chest in first person to see the HP represented with a "heart" tattoo that would change depending on your hp. Also you had a cool system of having to remember how much ammo you have loaded, there was a button to press where you would shout out an assumption, like half mag or somethin'.

#17 to #13 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

looks like generic turok imo

#16 to #13 - bann (12/19/2015) [-]

It looks like everything I would have wanted in a windows 98 game

#15 to #13 - thewalkingfrog (12/19/2015) [-]

Yeah its real

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#3 - awesomedug (12/19/2015) [-]

the awesome moment when im a pisces and thats my favorite quote

#8 to #3 - definitelynotamod (12/19/2015) [-]

GIF

**definitelynotamod used "*roll picture*"**
**definitelynotamod rolled image**I get to **** myself in all directions.

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#7 - zioken (12/19/2015) [-]

When I saw this I immediately thought of someone being diagnosed with cancer saying it

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#19 - ipwnallnubz (12/19/2015) [-]

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#14 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

"I didn't bring any health potions cause poppy doesn't need that **** . Spell health potions backwards, it's not even a real word I don't think. So yeah **** health potions"
-Cr1tikal, League of Legends

"This is a game of cat and mouse. I am both the cat and the mouse. Therefore I am ******* myself"
-Cr1tikal, League of Legends

"Excuse me sir, you are interfering with my photography. Please move over"
-Cr1tikal, Cry of Fear

" I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a **** , the **** will take me instead"
-Cr1tikal, Call of Cthulhu 2

"Why am I strapped to this human's hip like a gun in a holster. My freedom has been stripped from me, please help me"
-Cr1tikal, The Real Puppoose

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#10 - mountainyard ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

He has shown his face.

#34 to #10 - thejusticar (12/19/2015) [-]

i always thought he would be a huge powerlifter who is like 7 feet tall.

#40 to #10 - Thundergod (12/19/2015) [-]

#35 to #10 - angeltwentyfour ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]

Damnnn, a solid 5/7

#28 to #10 - envinite (12/19/2015) [-]

I'm still calling ******** and will be on my own denial even if he videotape himself commenting like usual while holding timestamp.

I mean, that is unlikely the face of a poor man who have such a deep, monotone voice.

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#29 to #28 - anacondadont (12/19/2015) [-]

Cr1tiKal/Penguinz0 Reveals his face on Snapchat

#30 to #28 - killerliquid (12/19/2015) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztNPqSxl1aU&feature=youtu.be&t=25s
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#31 to #10 - chaoticlaw (12/19/2015) [-]

10/10, would definitely make **** with.

#25 to #10 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

hes beautiful

#32 to #10 - jamesten (12/19/2015) [-]

I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE A BETA BUT HE'S A ******* ALPHA WHAT IS THIS

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#21 to #10 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]

Wtf, I was dead sure he'd be hella fat. Don't know why, but his voice is so deep, and he's so goddamn awesome in every way. Just like an amazing chick: Her tits have to suck.