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User avatar #3 - dailymurica (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats why Americans kill them by the millions?
Because the hate salad?
User avatar #63 to #3 - dailymurica (01/03/2016) [-]
This site's community is beyond stupid...jesus christ
User avatar #27 to #3 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
If it wasn't for humans in general there wouldn't be millions / billions of them in the first place.

So they better be happy we put them on a plate humanely after a few years rather than tearing out their throat and letting them bleed to death.

inb4 inhumane posts, yeah, there are places that do inhumane things. And they are subject to animal cruelty charges.
#47 to #27 - kayriel (01/03/2016) [-]
>humanely

Never seen how they treat food animals, have you?
#49 to #47 - daspopo (01/03/2016) [-]
I can guarantee you haven't seen anything but those news stories where one slaughterhouse has a few bad apples and ignoring the thousands of people who do it right and humanely.
Life isn't the way the internet makes it look.
#61 to #49 - kayriel (01/03/2016) [-]
You can guarantee it? Funny how you know what I have and haven't seen. Go on, waiting on your guarantee.
User avatar #69 to #61 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
You can literally google "How cattle are slaughtered" and it'll tell you how they are slaughtered for your country. So yeah, Daspopo is Right, A horrible few isn't ALL of them.

Australian Rules on Slaughter are:
"Upon arrival at the abattoir (either the day before or on the day of slaughter), animals are provided with water, shade, shelter and feed as appropriate. Sick or injured animals are segregated and given appropriate treatment or humanely euthanased."

"Just prior to slaughter, animals are walked up a raceway into the abattoir where they enter the stunning box. This box separates the animal off from the rest of the animals in the raceway. Within seconds of entering this box, an operator stuns the animal. With sheep or pigs, this may be an electrical stun. With cattle, this may be a captive bolt. Both devices are aimed at the brain. Pigs may also be stunned using carbon dioxide. This stunning process ensures the animal is unconscious and insensible to pain before being bled out."

So yeah, VERY humane...
#59 to #47 - vigilantej (01/03/2016) [-]
because every place treats them poorly inhumanly and there is no such thing a responsible productions get real moron
#62 to #59 - kayriel (01/03/2016) [-]
I never said all of them are like that.

Congratulations, you came up with something I didn't say and then tried to insult me over it. Gold star for you.
User avatar #68 to #47 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Read the spoiler.
#35 to #27 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Exactly, and expecially for people who hunt, those sjw vegans better shut up about them, a rifle shot is always better than being munched alive
#56 to #27 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
There are plenty of places that do inhumane things, yes.

They are not, however, subjected to aminal cruelty charges. If you treated a dog the way an average food animal gets treated, yes, you would get an animal cruelty charge.
User avatar #70 to #56 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
You mean stunning it in the back of the head so its unconscious and can be bleed without feeling pain at all?


That isn't Cruel Anon...That's actually a very gentle way to let the animal Die. A dog gets an injection and slowly goes to sleep (A really ******* sad way to go i am told.)
#12 to #3 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
A-americans are so fat t-the hate s-salad haha right g-guys
#51 to #28 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
I'd rather be fat and ignorant than culturally enriched and cucked
User avatar #54 to #51 - dailymurica (01/03/2016) [-]
you are cucked either way,and about culture...you are safe,since you have none
amirite?
User avatar #66 to #54 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
"Haha america has no culture and is cucked too!" Satisfied with his daily *********** sven logs off of his computer and walks over to the window to see two diversity enriched immigrants holding down a young blonde woman as she struggles and cries for help. "Now thats culture!" he thinks to himself. Excited by this turn of events he logs back online to check out the latest BBC cuckold porn, little does he know of the comments unfolding on his post...
User avatar #67 to #66 - dailymurica (01/03/2016) [-]
Sven logs in his computer and checks on Funnyjunk
A butthurt idiot is trying his best to hide the amounts of salt he has that is bigger than that of the dead sea.

"I-i will write something that will hurt his feelings,i saw it on 4chan one night that i run out of fapping material" He thought to himself

Quickly he gathered all his might,wore his fedora and screamed

JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED
#71 to #67 - mpghbombsaway (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm butthurt because the hate salad?

ooooooook
#72 to #71 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
mostly because you try too hard to show that you arent
#31 to #28 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
europe is a fag country
the new middle east

hahahaha

get **** on by the jews
User avatar #45 to #31 - dreygur (01/03/2016) [-]
>europe
>country

l-levvy?
#46 to #31 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
We Had Adolt Hitler...
#36 to #31 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
not the jews, the muslims and gipsies :/
#58 to #12 - mamenber (01/03/2016) [-]
>greates civilization in human history
#65 to #58 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
At least we can spell "greatest"
At least we can spell "greatest"
#9 to #3 - Lolinator (01/03/2016) [-]
That's correct, yes.
#4 to #3 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
yes, because the hate salad.
User avatar #7 to #4 - captainprincess ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
that damned hate salad

gives me gas
User avatar #32 - altari ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I grew up on a dairy farm, and I can confirm, this is EXACTLY how cows react after being let outside for the first time in spring after being indoors all winter. They fukkin love grass man.
User avatar #25 - FroogleBerry (01/03/2016) [-]
Ha. Milk shakes.
#1 - funnyhard (01/02/2016) [-]
radical goats
User avatar #24 - vladhellsing (01/03/2016) [-]
I've never seen burgers flip themselves.
#2 - fourtwentt (01/02/2016) [-]
More like tumblerettes at a vegan restaurant
User avatar #13 to #2 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
Tumblr ***** say theyre vegan online to gain attention but theres not a chance in hell you'd be able to weigh 250+lbs as a vegan. No one is able to eat that much ******* salad, soy and granola.
User avatar #34 to #13 - quantumranger (01/03/2016) [-]
Plenty of junk food is vegan. Vegan just means no animal products.
User avatar #50 to #34 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
Besides potato chips virtually all junk food has animal products... Chocolate has milk, any cheese based product (cheetos, cheezits etc.) has cheese (i.e. milk) sometimes pork enzymes, ice cream (milk), pizza (cheese) etc.

Which do you think is more likely, people on tumblr lying about being vegan or them eating thousands of calories the very limited junk foods that are vegan? I mean go look up what an actual vegan looks like, very rarely do they have any body mass whatsoever
#60 to #50 - lippenrot (01/03/2016) [-]
There is vegan chocolate (with ricemilk e.g.), vegan gummy bears (algae instead of gelatine), marshmallows, cookies, cake, icecream and so on.
And a lot of the artificial meat "replacement" products have an awful lot of fat, salt, etc.
User avatar #64 to #60 - mpghbombsaway (01/03/2016) [-]
You're right my bad, for some crazy reason I thought tumblr might be telling lies but you're probably right they probably buy all of that special junk food
#8 to #2 - captainprincess ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
dont be silly
tumblrettes dont go outside
#10 to #8 - ninjatacofortytwo (01/03/2016) [-]
nor are they able to jump
#29 - weetos (01/03/2016) [-]
It's just needs flashing lights and big text of GRASS
#37 to #29 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
omg on its next evolution that goose is turning into adidas
User avatar #15 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
wonderful just like when americans see mcdonalds
User avatar #16 to #15 - Karlmarxx ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I could go for a Big Mac meal right now
User avatar #17 to #16 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
i know, me too
#23 - jimmyneubtron (01/03/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Growing up on a farm for most of my life there is a couple of things I have learned about Holstein cows like the ones shown here. There is the phrase said that when we take cows milk it is taking the milk away from the baby. That is complete ******** . An average Holstein cow can produce anywhere from 8-9 gallons of milk a day. A calf only needs about 1-2 gallons a day to grow properly.

INB4 some liberal cuck telling me that I'm wrong because, "Hey I got a Liberal arts degree and I grew up in a city so I know how everything works."
#33 to #23 - karenoniks (01/03/2016) [-]
>People still listen to people that tell us that farm owners take away cow children to make milk
>People still listen to propaganda made by people mass murdering innocent kittens and puppies.
>People still listen to a person telling us to stop all animal experiments while she's alive thanks to animal experiments.
>People still listen to people that say we should test chemicals on humans rather than animals
>People still listen to people that burn houses of those opposing them
>People still listen to literal terrorists
>People still listen to people comparing meat eaters to nazis

**** PETA and **** the lies it spreads all the time, everyone that supports peta deserves a fate worse than hell.
#19 - gruesomejack ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
User avatar #43 - ashampoo (01/03/2016) [-]
i guess you cant call the landwhales "cows" anymore, because obviously cows can jump
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User avatar #6 - obtuseabuse (01/02/2016) [-]
cows & cows & cows
User avatar #57 - Awesomecarrot (01/03/2016) [-]
This is why I hate factory farming.
#55 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
>jumping
>dont get both feet off the ground
#26 - slashedwards (01/03/2016) [-]
the land mine detecting training is complete
#20 - chokebee ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
"THEY PLANTED FUNNY SEEDS AGAIN!"
"PAAAARRTYYYYY!!!"
#5 - donkehfunker (01/02/2016) [-]
**donkehfunker used "*roll picture*"**
**donkehfunker rolled image**thas a lot of uncooked beef fam
User avatar #41 - soule (01/03/2016) [-]
Wisconsin cows when May comes around.
#40 - froot (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
they're so excited it's adorable
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