So I had this costume in the past.
Get a black shirt, and black pants.
Go to store and get white numbers... lots of them.
Super glue white numbers onto front and back of black clothes randomly.
Be at Halloween party and all of the women ask me what I am.
Get mega orgy when I tell them I am "A guy they can count on."
tl;dr.... Quit being a lazy ****, it is six lines.