Holds out hand "Hey I'm going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?"
"I think you dropped something." "What?" "Your standards, hey nice to meet you."
"I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off"
"Hey Girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Have you got any raisins?" "No" "Well then how about a date?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?" "No" "Well then, please start."
"If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar."
"Are you a beaver? Cuz dam."
"I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
"Are you my big toe? Cuz I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own."
"Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me."
"Hey can you help me, I think my phone is broken" "Sure, whats wrong with it" "Your numbers not in it"
"I wish I was DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes"
"Are you Google? Because you are everything I'm searching for."
"Was your dad a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock"