Cop humor. . t" " ilj. Cop Humor A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won ,000 in a sa Cop humor t" " ilj Humor A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt had just won 000 in sa
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t" " ilj. Cop Humor
A police officer pulled over a driver and
informed him that, because he was wearing
his seat belt, he had just won ,000 in a
safety competition. "What are you going to
do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, ''I guess I' ll go to
driving school and get my license." At that
moment, his wife, who was seated new to
him, chimed in, "Officer, don' t listen to him.
He' s a smart ass when he' s drunk." This
woke up the guy in the back seat, who,
when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew
we wouldn' t get far in this stolen car." At
that moment, there was a knock from the
trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the
border yet?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/07/2014) [-]
moral of the story : even a drunk mexican smuggling thief has enough common sense to wear a seat belt so you should do the same.
User avatar #11 to #1 - hattheifbatman
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(08/07/2014) [-]
He also didn't have a licence
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/07/2014) [-]
****.
User avatar #4 to #1 - PubLandlord
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(08/07/2014) [-]
but he was stupid enough to get married, moral of the story, even smart people make bad choices
User avatar #5 to #4 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/07/2014) [-]
what's so bad about getting married?
#6 to #5 - PubLandlord
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User avatar #7 to #6 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/07/2014) [-]
this is probably more of a lesson than you wanted but this is probably why you should wait until you already hate the person before getting married, cause if you hate them already but deep down inside still love them then y'all can make that **** work.
User avatar #8 to #1 - freepotatoe
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(08/07/2014) [-]
maybe they were going to canada?
User avatar #14 to #8 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(08/07/2014) [-]
mexicans can hop multiple boarders.
User avatar #2 - savagebadger
Reply -19 123456789123345869
(08/07/2014) [-]
tldr
User avatar #9 to #2 - TheHutchie
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(08/07/2014) [-]
You couldn't even fit "tldr" on your dick.

It's tstr.
User avatar #3 to #2 - whichever
Reply +63 123456789123345869
(08/07/2014) [-]
tl;dr
(if you didn't read the above, read this)
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won a $1,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the border yet?"
User avatar #10 - hunman
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(08/07/2014) [-]
When I was applying to my highschool, we had to take a grammar+literature test along with a math test

The last excercise in the grammar+lit. one was that I had to write a story which's moral was "If you remained silent, you would have been wise"

I wrote exactly this same story and you know why I lost points?

Because I didn't bloody wrote out word by word "If you remained silent, you would have been wise". Because of ******* that

But the math part of the exam went so well I got in anyways
#15 to #10 - anon id: a7048085
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Guess it would've been wiser NOT to be silent...
#16 to #10 - aramyntwo
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Where do you live that you have to apply for high school?
#20 to #16 - stopsdropsand
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Any school that's not public.
#21 to #20 - aramyntwo
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Good point. I guess it just seemed strange to me having gone to public schools all my life.
User avatar #18 to #16 - hunman
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Hungary
#13 - anon id: 6c98633e
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User avatar #17 to #13 - chrispoot
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(08/08/2014) [-]
NowIsNotTheTimeToUseThat.png
#19 to #17 - gothdino
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Take this friend.
User avatar #22 to #19 - chrispoot
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(08/08/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#23 - romanlettuce
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(08/13/2014) [-]
Moral of the story: cop humor sucks
Moral of the story: cop humor sucks