Cop humor. . t" " ilj. Cop Humor A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won ,000 in a sa
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Cop humor

t" " ilj. Cop Humor
A police officer pulled over a driver and
informed him that, because he was wearing
his seat belt, he had just won ,000 in a
safety competition. "What are you going to
do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, ''I guess I' ll go to
driving school and get my license." At that
moment, his wife, who was seated new to
him, chimed in, "Officer, don' t listen to him.
He' s a smart ass when he' s drunk." This
woke up the guy in the back seat, who,
when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew
we wouldn' t get far in this stolen car." At
that moment, there was a knock from the
trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the
border yet?"
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Submitted: 08/07/2014
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User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
moral of the story : even a drunk mexican smuggling thief has enough common sense to wear a seat belt so you should do the same.
User avatar #2 - savagebadger (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
tldr
#3 to #2 - whichever ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
tl;dr
(if you didn't read the above, read this)
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won a $1,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart ass when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the border yet?"
User avatar #10 - hunman (08/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
When I was applying to my highschool, we had to take a grammar+literature test along with a math test

The last excercise in the grammar+lit. one was that I had to write a story which's moral was "If you remained silent, you would have been wise"

I wrote exactly this same story and you know why I lost points?

Because I didn't bloody wrote out word by word "If you remained silent, you would have been wise". Because of ******* that

But the math part of the exam went so well I got in anyways
#13 - anonymous (08/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 to #13 - chrispoot (08/08/2014) [-]
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#23 - romanlettuce (08/13/2014) [-]
Moral of the story: cop humor sucks
Moral of the story: cop humor sucks
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