t" " ilj. Cop Humor
A police officer pulled over a driver and
informed him that, because he was wearing
his seat belt, he had just won ,000 in a
safety competition. "What are you going to
do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, ''I guess I' ll go to
driving school and get my license." At that
moment, his wife, who was seated new to
him, chimed in, "Officer, don' t listen to him.
He' s a smart ass when he' s drunk." This
woke up the guy in the back seat, who,
when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew
we wouldn' t get far in this stolen car." At
that moment, there was a knock from the
trunk and a voice asked "Are we over the