Coolest Cop Ever. Yeah, it's probably a repost, but I thought it was funny. It wast the Spring of 2014, a very dark and bleak time for the denizens of Faggotlan
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Coolest Cop Ever

Yeah, it's probably a repost, but I thought it was funny.

It wast the Spring of 2014, a very dark and bleak time for the denizens of Faggotland. In Faggotland, everyone was treated equally because we were all Faggots, especially OP. But one day, our admirable admin was struck with monthly bills from the overlords of the internet. To combat them, admin knew he had to turn the denizens of Faggotland into battle-hardened alpha Faggots. To do this, he had but one law. ******* lift you pussies, and lift we did. We lifted weights, we lifted our arms, we even lifted other Faggots. One by one, the faggots lifted and began to empower their limp dick confidences. Soon Faggots were getting laid (though most still sucked dick). It was a glorious time for Faggotland. We marched and marched and lifted and lifted and sucked and sucked until we were all alphas. It wasn't until a few years later when glorious admin raised Faggotland to Faggotarmyland (sure the name sucks, but who cares?). We had the most glorious army for our most glorious admin. Admin was our leader, lifting was our life, and sucking dick was our career. We are Faggotland, we are strong.

Why did some Middle Eastern Countries ban addition? It was because of the Tally-Ban.

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User avatar #155 - actionfirst (03/15/2014) [-]
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WOOHOO! Made it to number 3 on the front page, you guys are awesome!
User avatar #1 - yunablade (03/14/2014) [+] (21 replies)
He is reforming kids with a much more harsh addiction.
#6 - froggernaught (03/14/2014) [-]
If he loses he arrests them
#37 - skullball (03/14/2014) [-]
That description
User avatar #4 - xedeid (03/14/2014) [+] (43 replies)
Is magic any good? Is it more expensive than yugioh?
#29 - adolphhipster (03/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I play MTG, and my father's a cop.
Post approved.
#56 - secretdestroyers (03/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Principal's face when the cop doesn't do his job....
Principal's face when the cop doesn't do his job....
User avatar #50 - weenieandthebutt (03/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
As if Yu-Gi-Oh wasn't complicated enough to play.
User avatar #57 to #50 - herbolifee (03/14/2014) [-]
Yu-gi-oh's piss easy
#125 - dafogman (03/14/2014) [-]
Dat description!
Dat description!
#101 - adolfsatan (03/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
In my country the cops are assholes.

< Unless this guy. This guy is hot.
#27 - LocoJoe (03/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
All the comments below about how expensive it is to have MTG as a hobby meanwhile I'm stuck dealing with ammo prices.
All the comments below about how expensive it is to have MTG as a hobby meanwhile I'm stuck dealing with ammo prices.
#73 - azraelthemage (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW everyone complains about how expensive Magic: The Gathering is when I collect video games and anime/manga.
#28 - kingarturi (03/14/2014) [-]
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#3 - arebeefiveex (03/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
mtg is the ****
#19 to #3 - dangerousdays (03/14/2014) [-]
too bad martial law is a garbage card
User avatar #141 - firestarian (03/14/2014) [-]
Those kids must be really high if they think they are playing video games.
#42 - mrswagly (03/14/2014) [-]
I the statement,&quot;There is no more description.&quot; was the best way to end the description
I the statement,"There is no more description." was the best way to end the description
#95 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
I <3 magic
#87 - randyhalfway (03/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I havent seen any comments about that bizarre description, it gave me a hearty chuckle though
User avatar #86 - vegeta (03/14/2014) [-]
If he isn't running a blue/white control he needs to reevaluate his career choice.
User avatar #71 - ninjagaiden (03/14/2014) [-]
I like this post. It shows the semi normal looking people that play magic.
User avatar #26 - metalnettle (03/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I know this post is about MTG, but I was wondering if anyone could give me advice on where to start with dungeons and dragons. I really love the concept of it and I want to play it in a way that's very free and creative so you completely make up your own adventure (like how most of the funny stories you see happen). So anyone have any tips on what board is the best one to buy or anything like that?
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