Cool mom. . As a broke college student, this is the best gift my mom couldbe gotten me. Your wet dream: asdasdasdas
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#2 - vaginismus (12/27/2013) [+] (13 replies)
A box full of ****** unhealthy crap that lastes for a day for a fatass like whoever got that? That's the ********* gift I've ever seen. It's like your mom said to you "Merry Christmas, have a heart attack"
#3 to #2 - vaktus (12/27/2013) [-]
It only lasts for a day if you choke it all down ( which a broke college student who can't buy food, wouldn't do) and hey, isn't junk food better than no food? Though it probably would be better if he got money
#1 - dashgamer (12/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Your wet dream:
#16 - splyt (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
get stoned. empty whole box in 2.5hrs (with a lil bit of mario kart mixed in there somewhere)
User avatar #17 to #16 - chickenfarting (12/27/2013) [-]
w0h m8 u smoak d4t d4nk w3ed u mst bee lik d4 c0ol35t k1d on da block y0
#18 - underthetable (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
she got you diabetes ?
User avatar #46 - christheace (12/27/2013) [-]
Care package inbound
#38 - anonexplains (12/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Learn to cook......
User avatar #47 to #39 - lotengo (12/27/2013) [-]
Learn to farm.....
User avatar #11 - acendia (12/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I got a picture of myself, and a board game. Best thing is that I live alone, and they know I'm a loner.
User avatar #14 to #13 - acendia (12/27/2013) [-]
Exactly! I'm glad you got the joke, as sad as it is for me.
#59 - anonexplains (12/27/2013) [-]
I was in the Finnish Defence Force for a year just now. For our last training in the forest we were given the standard issue ranger food (basically just add-water foods) and we've eaten those a lot.

Christmas present to a broke university student brother of mine: I asked around for the packages folks didn't eat and gave them those. Got about 40 kilos of food for him. He was happy.
User avatar #37 - exclamation (12/27/2013) [-]
I eat all this stuff now. My buddy calls it "bachelor food."
#33 - anonexplains (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - landartheconqueror (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why not get him a gift card to a grocery store, so he could buy better, healthier food?
User avatar #29 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
i got a carton of beer from my uncle for christmas, i'm a recovering alcoholic.
User avatar #25 - metalmind (12/27/2013) [-]
Ha, you silly americans with your tuitions.
User avatar #15 - kolya (12/27/2013) [-]
I do envy you dear sir
#9 - anonexplains (12/27/2013) [-]
maybe she should have opted for a grammar book. "gotten"? I hope you're not studying something where you have to write properly.
User avatar #7 - barenoizedub (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
best is an odd word to choose here, rice is better as it would last a lot longer and be more filling that almost everything in there, even better than that would be money, so you could buy fresh food, like veg etc..
#6 - anonexplains (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Lace chips, oreo's, coca cola, is your family rich?
User avatar #5 - jokeface (12/27/2013) [-]
I got the exact same gift from my parents (albeit slightly different food items inside). But I think mine was better, because each item had a five-dollar bill taped to the bottom.
User avatar #4 - alonetime (12/27/2013) [-]
the lightbulb was sooo close
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