well that looks like a ****** meal, it looks like plastic and batteries! also why don't you eat at a table? why would you use the chair as table? what are you sitting on?
I don't understand how people **** up a bunch when they're cooking, it's not that hard to cook a simple and good tasting meal. I've set an oven on fire one time, and it was because I was finishing some pork chops off in the broiler, and I think grease popped up and somehow lit everything on fire. the only time I burn things is because of my negligence not watching what I'm cooking, or multitasking things for too long