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#1 - imdan (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah Jesus is back, everybody just calls him Dave Grohl.
Yeah Jesus is back, everybody just calls him Dave Grohl.
#29 to #1 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
No, you autistic ******* faggot. DIE!!
User avatar #30 to #29 - imdan (03/28/2015) [-]
Well, someone is hate filled. Looks like you need to let Grohl into your life www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZHtZrfFuhU
#2 to #1 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
Haha!
User avatar #3 to #1 - kokanum (03/27/2015) [-]
Source?
User avatar #4 to #3 - imdan (03/27/2015) [-]
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81504979/

It an SNL skit, from when they still had all the best comedians
#5 - thepizzadevourer (03/27/2015) [-]
And one of the scribes came up and heard them disputing with one another, and seeing that he answered them well, asked him, “Which commandment is the most important of all?” Jesus answered, “The most important is, ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one. And you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.” - Mark 12:28-31

Basically that. I'm supposed to treat you as good or better than I treat myself. Even if I don't agree with all the actions you take, I still need to follow that commandment. I'm seriously surprised how many of us overlook this, considering the main guy literally said these are the two biggest commandments.
#10 to #5 - didactus ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
I just don't like the idea of being ordered to love, call me fedoratipper all you want but goodness, kindness and love should not be prompted or demanded by anyone from anyone to anyone. It should come from within yourself, not from being told what to do.
User avatar #14 to #10 - thepizzadevourer (03/27/2015) [-]
This is really directed towards other Christians, so I'm really not preaching at you or anything. But if you want the Christian stance on the issue, we believe that humans are naturally selfish, so any love that we have will ultimately be self-serving in nature. God commands us to love because He wants us to grow closer to Him, so we can show His unconditional, unselfish, sacrificial love to others, rather than our own, inadequate love.

Also don't feel bad about expressing your opinions on an issue as long as it's done respectfully, if I can't handle that it's my problem not yours.
#43 to #14 - mattymc (03/28/2015) [-]
You might be too mature for this site, and i mean that in the most positive way
#41 to #14 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Nope, Satan is the one who says man isn't worth saving, GOD found a way from HIS Love to keep us throughout eternity, with HIM by cleansing us of our every little sin through the sacrifice of Jesus. Our inequities paid for with HIS stripes, because we are not perfect. Evil people who ally themselves with the devil still land in the Pit with the devil.
#36 to #5 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
My grandma quoted that passage after I came out. She's the best.
#18 - admiralloli (03/27/2015) [-]
in the jesus vs the elephant i just noticed he fights dirty
User avatar #22 to #18 - iceguy (03/27/2015) [-]
no **** , the elephants got 4 arms and an axe
#7 - whichever (03/27/2015) [-]
they're both escalators though
User avatar #8 to #7 - luluwho [OP](03/27/2015) [-]
Truth does not escape you, bro ;)
User avatar #33 to #7 - alphagex (03/28/2015) [-]
please tell me you get the reference....for the love of god
User avatar #15 to #7 - pirateseatcarrots (03/27/2015) [-]
No it's a highway and an a stairway can't read or something boy?
#24 - caradecocou (03/28/2015) [-]
This is true belief.
Believing not only without proof; but also with proof against your belief
#32 - Imbtrtenu (03/28/2015) [-]
How does a dude beat a half man half elephant dude with an axe? He kicks that ****** right in the dick.
#34 to #32 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
BAM !!!
#42 to #38 - brothergrimm (03/28/2015) [-]
Well isn't this familiar....
#44 to #42 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
I miss you guys How's Taco ?
User avatar #45 to #44 - brothergrimm (03/28/2015) [-]
I haven't heard from him in a long time. I have no idea how he's been
User avatar #46 to #45 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
Well, how have YOU been ?
#47 to #46 - brothergrimm (03/28/2015) [-]
Drunk mostly... i don't deal with emotion well these days
#48 to #47 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #48 - brothergrimm (03/28/2015) [-]
**** happens when your girlfriend of 4 years cheats on you then leaves you because you're "too different"
User avatar #50 to #49 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
How fickle of her, I'm sorry
User avatar #51 to #50 - brothergrimm (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm a big boy. I'll live. thank you though
User avatar #52 to #51 - luluwho [OP](03/28/2015) [-]
I know, just being supportive and YW.
#12 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
>Get hates metal music   
>Am listening to metal music about the crusades   
   
This is an interesting turn of events.
>Get hates metal music
>Am listening to metal music about the crusades

This is an interesting turn of events.
#31 - dws (03/28/2015) [-]
how to start a religious fight 101
how to start a religious fight 101
#11 - theluppijackal (03/27/2015) [-]
Gonna be a straight up buzz killington here.
Firstly 'flipping over tables and chasing people with a whip' is a bit of a simplification of what was actually going on there. Though I can at least credit the fact that it doesn't saying he actually whipped people, since that's something he didn't do. At worst you can make the argument for intimidation. At best, some accounts and translation say there was no whip at all, which would make the most sense, given how many times he says not to be violent.
Second, you have to understand, these temples were meant for non-Jews. Basically the area he was cleansing was meant for gentiles, but pharisees and other such people were instead using it to cheat people and sell **** . BAsically he was driving these people out so nonJews could use the temple for, you know, worship.
#39 to #11 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
New Christians made of jewish people is not the same as gentiles, gentiles were never jewish.. that's the definition of gentile.
User avatar #40 to #39 - theluppijackal (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah
That's what I said
That area of the temple was made so nonjews [gentiles] could worship
#35 - cerbearus (03/28/2015) [-]
-ten! Ten Commandments!
-ten! Ten Commandments!
User avatar #27 - herohex (03/28/2015) [-]
HIGHway to hell goes down smh
User avatar #19 - Epicgetguy (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't believe in God, but I think the whole mythology surrounding Christianity is cool.
#28 to #19 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
A bunch of freaking awesome stories that leaves the reader with a lot of thought provoking ideas. Some quality lit.
User avatar #13 - travishein (03/27/2015) [-]
"You have the freedom of choice...but if you choose not to love me, and worship me, you will burn in hell for all eternity...lulz!!!" - God
User avatar #16 to #13 - angelious (03/27/2015) [-]
originally hell was only temporary. and it was used as a way to cleanse ones sins away.


except if you are damned. then thy is ****** in the buttocks.
User avatar #23 - solomon (03/28/2015) [-]
was talking at church about how buff jesus had to be. one, those werent tiny folding tables, they were huge and wooden, and he just flipped them. i imagine he just back handed it and it went flying against a wall somewhere. on top of that, he was a carpenter, no power tools, no trucks, all manual. you ever notice when he was flipping tables and whipping animals, no one tried to stop him? cause they were TERRIFIED
#21 - darktoucan (03/27/2015) [-]
for whoever wants it
#20 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
The Problem of Evil
#17 - ddoggdiggity (03/27/2015) [-]
This is how the big bang happened
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