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bbe 25, single dad
died in car crash
sstill go on {bl sometimes, I know.
Whats wrong with me.
sson has just started school
shigure i should be an active parent
and get involved in excursions and
****
stalking to lady, ask who her
daughter is
flagit, she straight up says" why?
So you can perve on her you
******* pedophile?"
wat
who scoffs and walks away
bask one of the other dads what
the **** just happened
was like " Oh, thats Jenny. Her kid
is named Kate. Poor kid, her
mother doesnt let her talk to any of
the boys in the glass. Major
feminist."
but thats not all ml, oh no
to zoo
stalking to son, just talking about
super heros. His favourite is
Ironman, like me
Gguess who overhears! Jenny.
Gwenny walks upto the teacher and
tells the teacher that I was telling
my son that females cannot be
heros and that she demands I be
sent away from the exertion. Also
calls me a pedophile at one point.
reacher asks me
Look, I wasnt doing anything.
so ******* done with this ****
school"
epick up my boy and go get ice
cream
He goes to a different school now.
theres a couple more short, funny
stories if you wanna hear om.
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#14 - worldatarms ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
"Kate begins eating the marshmallows"
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#11 - europe (08/30/2015) [-]
Honestly the moment I heard the kid was named John I expected it to end with some John Cena ********
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User avatar #86 to #11 - notsohappygamer (08/30/2015) [-]
im number 200
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#28 to #11 - vladi (08/30/2015) [-]
Thankfully, it's not all cancer.
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User avatar #77 to #11 - feindmachines (08/30/2015) [-]
"then my boi john jumps up and gives jenny a attitude adjustment, if you want to find out more then tune in for the DUBYA DUBYA EEE SOOPER SLAM!"
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User avatar #1 - Sewallman [OP](08/30/2015) [-]
I need menism because I shouldn't get the police called on me for trying to put my own children in the car.

I need menism because I shouldn't have to hear my nearly 4 year old daughter cry about how her friend's parents won't let them come over in case I'm a pedophile.

I need menism because if my child is throwing a fit, doesn't mean that I am abducting her or about to rape her.
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#71 to #1 - omfgninjaneer (08/30/2015) [-]
Its not menism its masculinism and it has existed for years and years prior to this whole tumblr feminist grand ****************
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#167 to #71 - morebuckets (08/31/2015) [-]
Meninism is satire
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User avatar #5 to #1 - foxdragon (08/30/2015) [-]
What?! That happened to you?
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User avatar #10 to #5 - Sewallman [OP](08/30/2015) [-]
When you have long hair, tattoos and a nearly 4 year old daughter who is overly infatuated with pink, a 2 year old daughter who refuses to talk so she screams all the time and a 9 month old son.. People assume the worse.
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User avatar #23 to #10 - creatablejam (08/30/2015) [-]
I am so sorry

for people being dicks, congrats on having a bunch of little yous
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User avatar #15 to #10 - cheezersnacks (08/30/2015) [-]
That's pretty ****** up dude. Try to meet all your neighbours while bringing your kids optionally, it will help if any feminazi rolls up and tries to kidnap your kids cuz she thinks you've kidnapped them.
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User avatar #74 to #15 - ilovehitler (08/30/2015) [-]
This is actually a really good idea.
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User avatar #45 to #10 - rattybastard ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Do they not look like you at all? I have a whiny as hell daughter as well, but I have only gotten **** once, in a store when I had my dirty gear on (doing some house renovations) and my daughters were clean as a thistle. Luckily, when they were approached, one of my daughters huddled on me, making it apparent that I was the father. Also, having fiery ass hair with a fiery ass redhead daughter helps.
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User avatar #26 to #10 - truemecid ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Sounds lovely main.
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User avatar #33 to #10 - foxdragon (08/30/2015) [-]
Sorry to hear man
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#159 to #10 - parishailsatan (08/31/2015) [-]
Mines a little more tamed of a story but I practically helped my mom raise my nephew because his mom and dad are a piece of **** , but anyway, because he's half black we had to deal with so many ******* people in our life. The best story was when I was about 14 and he was about 7, it was about to storm so my mom told me to get him because he was down the street playing with his friends. Well because he's seven and wants to play he decided he wanted to throw a fit, well one of the parents came out of their house and was yelling at me to get away from him, to which I of course replied that he's my nephew. She said I was lying and she was calling the cops, my nephew now realizing whats happening calmed down and tried to tell her that I was his uncle to which she attempted to grab him and told him not to believe my lies. I slapped the stupid bitches hand and picked him up trying to get him away from her. She started screaming for her husband while she went to call the cops. It ended when the cops showed up to find me attacked by a 40 year old man and screaming lunatic bitch trying to claim kidnapping charges.
>MFW her husband got charged with assaulting a minor and 6 months in jail.
>MFW the dumb bitch had to get the one cop who knew my family and confirmed that my mom was indeed in custody of my nephew
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User avatar #161 to #159 - Sewallman [OP](08/31/2015) [-]
So you know to an extent of how I must feel and vice versa.
It doesn't feel good, it's a ****** feeling but also very rage inspiring.
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User avatar #162 to #161 - parishailsatan (08/31/2015) [-]
Oh yes I do, it's not the same situation but it's definitely the same reaction society wise. Whenever I visit my mom, and little brother (I call him that because he practically is) and I take them to dinner or something we get so many people who stare and usually 1/10 times we get someone who's drunk or stupid enough to try and approach us. One time my mom ended up slapping some bitch when we went to Wal-Mart on a Sunday because she stated to my mom "You know that isn't your son." to which my mom slapped her and asked "Where did you just come from exactly?" ignoring the slap she responded with a scoff "Church!" "Well you need to turn the **** around because obviously you didn't learn anything." Believe me it's super stressful
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User avatar #177 to #161 - epicalania (09/12/2015) [-]
Unlucky man, I don't have kids (bit young for that, got a girl I plan on marrying soon but we'll see how that goes) but I have a niece, she's from my half sister. Its weird though cos she looks more like me than my sister :p
But yeah, I take care of her sometimes and I take her down to the park or something, but its through the bush.
You wouldn't believe the looks I got if you hadn't seen them yourself, you probably have when she threw a tantrum in the bush and I had to drag her out screaming through the bush and down the street. Noone said anything though, I know alot of the people on the other side of the bush
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#43 to #5 - moldybreadcrumb (08/30/2015) [-]
No, but are we going to wait around until it does?!
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User avatar #110 to #43 - tandemwarelephant (08/30/2015) [-]
We've got to tip something over!
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User avatar #40 to #1 - therealtjthemedic (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've been scared in public of when I pick up a crying and screaming little girl that people will think I'm abducting her.
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User avatar #75 to #40 - drtrousersnake (08/30/2015) [-]
were you abducting her?
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#100 to #87 - blerdegerb (08/30/2015) [-]
im a simple man i see star gate, i thumb up

plus i liked the reaction picture in general
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#102 to #100 - therealtjthemedic (08/30/2015) [-]
man, stargate is ******* great. It's sad about Universe though.
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#171 to #160 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
i love stargate! i binged the entire show + atlantis
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#172 to #171 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
blerdegerb
therealtjthemedic
showing you guys love too
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#173 to #172 - blerdegerb (09/10/2015) [-]
i was mentioned!
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#174 to #173 - caette (09/10/2015) [-]
cause of stargate
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User avatar #175 to #174 - blerdegerb (09/10/2015) [-]
i'll still take it:
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User avatar #56 to #1 - jaggedherp (08/30/2015) [-]
Say Mens Rights instead. It's like an actual first wave Feminism for men. Meninism is just a parody that certain over-reacting groups of people take at face value.
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User avatar #60 to #1 - Kadzait (08/30/2015) [-]
Masculinism, **** menimism
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User avatar #16 to #1 - goobyman (08/30/2015) [-]
>being the new Lotengo
nah jk, you have a valid arguments. and thumbs are just imaginary internet points anyways
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User avatar #18 to #16 - lotengo (08/30/2015) [-]
Already a new me?
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#98 to #18 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
downvoted into oblivion just for saying something

great **** , you completely ****** your rep in the ass

grats on being retarded
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#124 to #98 - rollfourexplain (08/30/2015) [-]
Meanwhile I've got no clue who lotnetgo is.
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User avatar #156 to #98 - shinyarmor ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
same, i have no idea whats going on.
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#24 to #1 - vymastenaochechula ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
menism is the worst ******* name, i don't get why people use it
feminine - feminism (not womanism)
masculine - masculism (not menism)
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User avatar #46 to #24 - quantumranger (08/30/2015) [-]
It's a parody of feminism, they intentionally used a silly name
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#51 to #24 - pentol ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Would you say that the typical feminist is feminine and fights for feminine ideals?

Meninism as a name alludes to something along "Mens Rights", unlike Masculism which sounds like it's about making everywhere into the testosterone-zone.

Just because the word "men" isn't directly from either of the two big classic languages, does not make the combined word stupid.
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User avatar #157 to #24 - shinyarmor ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
masculism sounds like macho bravado. and thats not an image people wanna spread. unless its legs.
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#68 to #1 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Dear seawimble

I am always say
It is not call menism

It is should have call masculinism
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User avatar #82 to #68 - wrpen ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
What the **** did you block jimbles for, Sewallman?

**** wrong witchu?
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User avatar #93 to #82 - whyheloitisijimble (08/30/2015) [-]
Was not have block

Was simple forget log
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#97 to #82 - verrek (08/30/2015) [-]
lmfao, able to spot jimble speech from mile away
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User avatar #114 to #82 - Sewallman [OP](08/30/2015) [-]
I don't have anyone blocked.
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User avatar #109 to #68 - aerosol (08/30/2015) [-]
Andronism?
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#99 - peezle (08/30/2015) [-]
"Do you think they come in dad sizes?"
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User avatar #9 - mentlgen ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
I disliked the idea of having kids before this...but...this actually makes me want to have a kid.
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User avatar #88 to #9 - jesusisagoose (08/30/2015) [-]
good luck with finding a girl willing to have a kid with you
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User avatar #115 to #88 - mentlgen ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
Aye, that's what I was thinking lol
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#58 to #9 - Crzychipmunk (08/30/2015) [-]
I strongly suggest it. It is the most enjoyable and fulfilling form of torture. It has been the best motivation to keep pushing in some truly hard times. Having someone completely reliant on my ability to succeed has driven me to being the best me I can. Plus I get to be the hero of the day, every day.
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User avatar #6 - pirateplank (08/30/2015) [-]
I want to be a dad now.
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#13 to #6 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I have been thinking about this a lot. Not being a dad or not, I meant inspiring people to have kids.
All you see on pretty much every media, that children ruin relationships, they will make sure you never sleep again, cost a lot, hard to raise, you will have troubles and you are an idiot if you ever consider having children.
Then again, pretty much everyone I have ever met and had children enjoyed being a father. Sure, there were problems, but when aren't there? That's what life is about, overcoming an obstacle and learning from it. Even a tough looking guy I met, he always had a grim look on his face, never talked much, but as soon as her wife handed his son to him, his face beamed up, started smiling and playing with the toddler.
Rising a child is not that hard, but you need to be prepared for them. I believe the reason having children get such a negative ring to it is because those who live in inadequate circumstances always have children: Those who live on welfare, those who are in debt, those who are very young and these mostly happen on accidents.
TLDR: Veggies are good so is exercise
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User avatar #42 to #13 - pirateplank (08/30/2015) [-]
This is a really good way of looking at it, Anon! I am a little too young to be having children, 16 But it's one of those dreams I have in the long run. I really want it to be a baby boy, but whatever happens happens.
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#49 - thechosentroll (08/30/2015) [-]
Who the hell would get in trouble for building a marshmallow catapult? I once made a crossbow out of pens and rubber bands that fired pencils. Had an effective range of over 50 meters and penetrated about half a centimeter when a friend shot me with it in the arm from point blank. Didn't even get scolded for any of that.

Then again, it could just be because we were in highschool. Doesn't matter if you're mentally 5 when you're physically 18.
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User avatar #152 to #49 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
>Effective range of 50 meters
Maybe a maximum range, but that would still be pretty damn far for a pen crossbow.
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User avatar #165 to #152 - thechosentroll (08/31/2015) [-]
It still hurt like a ************ when you got hit at maximum range. I consider that very effective.
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User avatar #101 to #49 - askafj (08/30/2015) [-]
in 9th grade we got to make knifes

I've also made a wooden gun
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User avatar #104 to #101 - thechosentroll (08/30/2015) [-]
I went to a really ****** middle school full of dropouts and delinquents. Shop class was cancelled after they found out the hard way that if you give a bunch of people like those screwdrivers and saws, where will be blood. And possibly lost fingers. I remember we played a game where we measured who can bear getting their hand crushed by a vice the longest. Good times.
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User avatar #53 to #49 - wreckit (08/30/2015) [-]
Kids get suspended for making a "gun" with their finger and thumb now. It's ****** up.

Source: www.cnn.com/2014/03/04/us/ohio-boy-suspended-finger-gun/
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User avatar #54 to #53 - saltyfries (08/30/2015) [-]
poptart, can't forget poptart gun
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#67 to #49 - xgrandmoffx (08/30/2015) [-]
>Be in 2nd grade
>We read some story book in class
>Standard **** with a prince/princess/kingdom/dragon
>Our assignment is to write our own version of the ending
>In my version, the prince and princess blow the dragon up with an A-bomb
>Points are deducted because I'm too violent
>Mfw thinking about it years later
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#131 - poutinesalad (08/30/2015) [-]
Its not a weapon, its an aerial marshmallow delivery system.

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#29 - mion (08/30/2015) [-]
**mion used "*roll picture*"**
**mion rolled image** >tfw I'm a cocksucking faggot and will never have children of my own, despite the fact I have a little 6 y/o brother now (I'm 21) and he's the most adorable ****** I've ever seen
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User avatar #38 to #29 - kirkbot (08/30/2015) [-]
that does look like you are a cocksucking faggot
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#31 to #29 - warbringerii (08/30/2015) [-]
You could impregnate a woman, everything will be fine if you remember to say no hetero
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User avatar #32 to #31 - mion (08/30/2015) [-]
Wouldn't feel the same, tho
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User avatar #35 to #32 - hwaraam (08/30/2015) [-]
...artificial impregnation? like you fap and cum and then they stick your juicy juice in some lady's not so private parts
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User avatar #52 to #35 - mion (08/30/2015) [-]
Sounds like a plan, but that's not legal in Germany.
I'd have to be married to that lady, afaik.
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User avatar #17 - evilanakie (08/30/2015) [-]
people keep saying "when are you going to be a dad youre so good with kids" because kids like me
i was at a hotel having breakfast one day when a bunch of kids started asking me for help like "can you tie my shoe mister" and "can you poor the milk"
i helped them out and the cluster of mothers started chuckling and swooning
three of them tried to get in my pants but im gay so ew lady parts
tfw no dad swooning
another time a mother asked if i could look after their kid while she went and got a coffee
the kid began bawling the second mum left sight so i played peekaboo
little **** took my glasses and giggles
the mother comes back and says "you are the only person ive ever met that has stopped little *what ever the kids name was* crying thank you so much" and hands me a ten
go to little bros play school because he is being bullied and maybe big bro will sort it out
playing with bro
little kid comes up and dumps a bucket of trucks "PLAY NEEEAOOOWWWW"
this kids been bullying my bro for a while now
"come on bro we dont play with mean kids"
picks up our action men and go to the other side of the park
kid just stands there nose dripping fukn #rekt
get kicked out of home for being a faggot
little bro asks me why i have to go
"i have to travel the world, maybe one day youll come with me"
now he tells his friends about how im in japan fighting ninjas and stuff
some times i peep over the day care fence to check on him he seems fairly popular now
sometimes i wish i had a kid
but then i remember how expensive and ****** they can be sometimes
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#50 to #17 - TheSoupTellsAll (08/30/2015) [-]
Peepin' over the school fence to check on your little man, huh? Look, this is none of my business, but you should really stop doin' that. Someone I really cared about used to do that. He's not with us anymore. He was a true man. A detective, if you will. Be careful.
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#25 to #17 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Cool story, bro.
Really.
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#36 to #17 - hwaraam (08/30/2015) [-]
>can you POOR the milk
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User avatar #178 to #36 - epicalania (09/12/2015) [-]
Kids so ****** tarded it can mispell vocalisations
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#66 - rollingpicture (08/30/2015) [-]
**rollingpicture used "*roll picture*"**
**rollingpicture rolled image**

This was nice
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#92 - bobbyembry (08/30/2015) [-]
"we didnt bang"

1/10 did not bang, did not lie about banging. Did not bang teacher, not pedophile.

What the **** do we get on the internet for?
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#55 - improbable (08/30/2015) [-]
real smooth there buddy. that sure left her with a good impression.
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User avatar #85 to #55 - moetron (08/30/2015) [-]
well i suppose in the end it doesnt matter when he transfers johns school after the incident
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#94 - akulakhan (08/30/2015) [-]
So nice to read a heartwarming story like this every once in a while. Such a cool dad.
So nice to read a heartwarming story like this every once in a while. Such a cool dad.
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User avatar #57 - sphincterface (08/30/2015) [-]
You know, I like to think that despite her mom being a total bitch, that little Kate actually made friends with John.
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#141 to #57 - narutolas ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
And then in the future they get married and have 8 kids and a TV show, right?
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#133 - lulzdealer (08/30/2015) [-]
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the school system hates boys.

Seems like anything over the designated amount of testosterone is banned nowadays.

Yeah, he's a boy, so expect him to talk about and do boyish things. Expect him to wear clothes with superheroes on them, and draw swords and guns n' **** .

School system's way too ******* feminized, man.
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#154 to #133 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
I whole heartedly agree with you man. I hate stupid fvcking teachers saying "only the girls behave in this class" or " Why are only the boys talking?" Fvcking ********
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#142 to #133 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
did you read it correctly? it wasn't the school's policy it was one feminazi mom
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User avatar #158 to #142 - lulzdealer (08/31/2015) [-]
Never said it was, but stories like this always remind me of how ****** most public schools are.
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#119 - thekiwihacker (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm 20 years old, I've got a job that pays enough for me to live comfortably in a nice apartment in the city, and I've more or less got my life together. That said, I earn about 30,000 a year net (Australian dollars ya cunt), I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm of the opinion that you don't start having kids until you've been married at least 3 years and am earning 70-80K a year, if you want your kids to have the best start possible.

Now, all that taken into consideration, it is very scary how much I want kids. I cannot wait to be a dad, and as soon as I get into a relationship I start thinking about what it will be like to have kids with her. Honestly, I'm like one of those women who are single at 30 and need 15 cats to distract her from the fact that she will never be a mum.
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#127 to #119 - masanori ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
I plan on being at least 30 before having kids.
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#143 to #119 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
do you happen to have a Cancer sun sign (common sign everyone knows)?
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User avatar #144 to #143 - thekiwihacker (08/31/2015) [-]
Nope. Saggitarius bro
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#146 to #144 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
(oh, and City of birth)
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#145 to #144 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
would you be willing to give me your date and hour of birth to see if there's anything in your chart that has a connection with this?
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User avatar #147 to #145 - thekiwihacker (08/31/2015) [-]
No, not really. No
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#148 to #147 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
I'm just curious. is it because you think I could do something dangerous with that information?
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User avatar #150 to #148 - thekiwihacker (08/31/2015) [-]
Yes, you or anyone else who cared to read this thread
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#151 to #150 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/31/2015) [-]
oh, ok. you can use a birth chart calculator. I use the one at alwaysastrology.com

you can look for others in a site you feel comfortable with. I haven't been arrested yet so I guess they haven't done anything shady with my information. it is used to check how the planets where positioned at the moment of your birth relative to earth. And well, knowing about my birthchart has shed some insights into my personality and my strenghts and weaknesses and I actually don't know how astrology can be doubted. It's not about winning the lottewry with it or predicting your future using some magazine horoscope.



Have a good life, stranger and happy family. I have my mars in cancer and I'm also family oriented. I have already imagined what my frist kid will be like and I'm almost certain she will be a lil girl.
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#123 to #119 - stmuro (08/30/2015) [-]
It's normal in a way i guess; biology telling you you have to reproduce, while your social self being the sane one.
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User avatar #106 - cognosceteipsum (08/30/2015) [-]
"I would recommend having kids"
Honestly, I don't get that. I'd be fine with adopting actually, because then I won't bring a child to harm just because I wanted to be happy
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User avatar #112 to #106 - krasnogvardiech (08/30/2015) [-]
And there'll be one less orphan in the world.
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#83 - angelooo (08/30/2015) [-]
Have an uncle who is a single father to my 4 year old cousin. She can be an annoying little brat but majority of the time is cool. Dumb cunt slut whore mother left my uncle because she didn't want to be responsible for the girl. Uncle is a hard working man who spoils his daughter and cares for her more than anything in the world. Lost his job a while ago because he cared for her all the time and he stayed up late to nurture her and lost lots of sleep which meant he would wake up late for work. He recently got a job again, butbi have nothing but respect for him and full time single fathers. Tfw.
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