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Congressman Joe Barton: Science Master

he Barton' s Hi My
Scientific Ex of Wind Emachines
and Global arming
Elli - net my earth net my problem . tum
mighty winds blow acr' tbs the earth, keeping
the planet emf
wind turbines stop the cooling flow,
warming the earth
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Submitted: 08/30/2014
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#1 - nagasadow ONLINE (08/30/2014) [+] (51 replies)
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2014) [+] (41 replies)
Yes Canadians, euros, aussies... 'mericans (especially texans), really are this stupid and ignorant
User avatar #5 to #3 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/30/2014) [-]
Please don't use the south as a representation for the rest of us.
-Sincerely,
The North

P.S.
Those faggots will never rise again.
#11 - nsfwanon (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why are people like that allowed into positions of power? ******* hell...
User avatar #24 - kanadetenshi (08/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
And this is why politicians should not be allowed to have a voice in regards of scientific issues.
#80 - orelse (08/30/2014) [+] (13 replies)
It's distressing to the extreme that these individuals are actually elected.
To be fair it is we who vote them in, but we could do with an effective filter of some sort.
#79 - liberalgodess (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Y'all can literally watch it happening
#148 to #79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2014) [-]
#47 - tealcanaan (08/30/2014) [+] (55 replies)
Not saying I agree with this guys statement, but wind energy is horribly inefficient and is a huge polluter when taking into account production, raw materials, and maintenance.   
   
Nuclear energy, IMO, would be the best alternate energy source. Stuff like the advancements in Thorium reactors, and the major advancements France and the U.S. Navy are making in fusion technology is making the world's future look quite bright.   
   
But go ahead and keep chasing a pipe dream with these solar panels and wind turbines while overusing the limited amount of rare earth metals. As well as creating cancer villages in the Congo and China so as to make it cost effective.
Not saying I agree with this guys statement, but wind energy is horribly inefficient and is a huge polluter when taking into account production, raw materials, and maintenance.

Nuclear energy, IMO, would be the best alternate energy source. Stuff like the advancements in Thorium reactors, and the major advancements France and the U.S. Navy are making in fusion technology is making the world's future look quite bright.

But go ahead and keep chasing a pipe dream with these solar panels and wind turbines while overusing the limited amount of rare earth metals. As well as creating cancer villages in the Congo and China so as to make it cost effective.
#87 - khalidh (08/30/2014) [-]
our Barton is just as smart
#21 - princessren ONLINE (08/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
who is stupider
the idiot politician or the idiot people who voted them in

I realize their are some dumb politicians and people are right to be mad about it, but at the end of the day it is kinda our fault or atleast some of us
#16 - learmy (08/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Christians. Never fail to amuse people with their stupidity.
User avatar #18 to #16 - ruinsage (08/30/2014) [-]
You misspelled politician

Not that I disagree with your statement
User avatar #91 to #52 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
>.com
>thinking it's reliable
That's even too retarded for a troll.
#177 - doubleddp (08/30/2014) [-]
The **** they feed people with, nowadays days.
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2014) [-]
Well, I hate to agree with the guy but wind turbines are ***** compared to alternate power sources. Get over this fear of Nuclear Reactors, they are a ten times safer than they used to be and the energy produced for how little waste is incredibly efficient.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Every congresman should have to pass an IQ test to proof he has an above average inteligence, aswell as pass a test on all kinds of things that are common knowledge. Things our kids even know, like the circle of water or the reproductive system.

Infact i would extend this to voters aswell. You are not allowed to vote if you arent contributing to society or if you fail the knowledge test. Also, if you vote for a politician who fails to pass "basic thinking 101", you lose your right to vote.
User avatar #119 to #9 - commontroll (08/30/2014) [-]
That's the downside of freedom and rights though, you can't take them from people even if they'll probably misuse them.
User avatar #15 - aherorising (08/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I know it sounds dumb for asking, but this is fake, right?
#22 to #15 - nytor (08/30/2014) [-]
"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to wind energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about." - Joe Barton

I wish it was fake, but no, it's real. I think he started to backpedal at the end when he realized that he just released a torrential flow of verbal diarrhea, but couldn't bring himself to completely get rid of what he said.
User avatar #7 - badgerbaiting (08/30/2014) [-]
While he's retarded and I'm amazed he has any sort of power other than the decision of whether to play with Duplo or upgrade to lego, Wind power is a bunch of bollocks.
User avatar #196 - ivoryhammer (08/31/2014) [-]
This can't be real.
#186 - saladtongsofdeath (08/30/2014) [-]
well....... energy is neither created nor destroyed, Wind turbines extract kinetic energy from the air around them, and since less energy makes for weaker winds, turbines do indeed make it less windy. Technically speaking, the climate zone right behind a turbine (or behind all the turbines on a wind farm) experiences what's called a "wind speed vacuum," or a "momentum deficit." In other words, the air slows down.
The effect has implications for wind-farm efficiency. Upwind turbines in a densely packed farm may weaken the breeze before it reaches the downwind ones. It could even have a more general impact. If wind farms were constructed on a truly massive scale, their cumulative momentum deficit could conceivably alter wind speeds on a global scale (though how winds would change is complex—they'd likely slow in places and speed up in others)., it just changes from one shape to the next,
User avatar #173 - Takemeforcola (08/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Not agreeing with him at all we will never "run" out of wind, but the wind reduces the temperature of our land. Place a few hundred wind farms about and the land will genuinely increase in temperature.

We may never "run" out of wind but that doesn't mean we cannot harness it and reduce the breeze coming into land.

it's just logic
User avatar #137 - tanditsky (08/30/2014) [-]
For a moment i thought that was Joey Barton's views... wouldn't surprise me either way
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