Congratufuckinglations. . File: (50 KB, 500x461, , jpg) Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No. Week Fag friend and I in library kl mean severe beta fag waasnt gotten p

Congratufuckinglations

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Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No.
Week
Fag friend and I in library
kl mean severe beta fag
waasnt gotten past talking to a girl since tth grade
Hitting there
Hm changing the encyclopedias in WARLD BC) C) K SC) they say WEIRD EDGE.
she' s sitting there playing with his dungeons and dragons figurine
yhis phone vibrates and starts twittering away like crazy
Whe ya textin?"
Sommer"
Summer?"
stale, Sommer."
what' s a simmer?"
My girlfriend"
meld the **** up
yhis GIRLFRIEND?
What?"
girlfriend"
Dude, is it a "She likes you back" girlfriend er a "girl you stalked in tth grade" girlfriend?"
She likes me back"
weed fer him
aask huhwhat she leeks like
zzounds like a T/ IO
aawesome
what she is like
sshe' s into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Ball, Doctorwho, nerd stuff
Hm proud of my beta fag, he has become a man
So, how long have you guys been dating?"
4 **** you not
kl honestly **** you not
looked at his ******* watch
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Submitted: 08/02/2014
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#1 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Several watches has calenders as well you know.
#2 to #1 - theruse (08/03/2014) [-]
Get that logic outta here! Don't you know what site this is?
#5 - Temari (08/03/2014) [+] (20 replies)
"Uhhh today's the 3rd, so 16 days now"
User avatar #11 - Bion ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Regardless, it'd still be a longer relationship than most people here have ever had.
User avatar #12 - blademontane (08/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have a habit of looking at my watch whenever the subject of time comes up, like if they ask the time, or how long it's been since x, or how many days ago something happened.

The thing is, I don't wear a watch. I always glance at my empty wrist. I don't know why and I can't stop.
User avatar #26 - syndromes (08/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Honestly, any guy that calls any of his 'friends' Beta Fag friends can go **** themselves.
User avatar #15 - wiredguy (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, just because they've only been going out for under a day (even assuming he wasn't looking for the date on his watch) doesn't mean they couldn't remain going out for a long time.
All relationships were under a day old at some point.
#6 - Anetheril (08/03/2014) [+] (16 replies)
**Anetheril rolled image** mfw he looked at his watch
User avatar #35 to #6 - datmine ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
>not using a tower or kite shield
>flail chain too long and heavy
>dress around legs not even attached to legs for minimal moving
>doesnt have chainmail covering the pelvis part which gives a easy stab or cut spot
>doesnt even have the chainmail hood on
>not even a helmet
10/10 would beat the **** out of with a poleaxe or a sword of war with a tower shield
User avatar #24 - spyisspy (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
jokexplain
User avatar #28 to #24 - sociocat (08/03/2014) [-]
he had to check his watch to see the time he had a girlfriend
User avatar #33 - womo (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what if it was a watch that also has the date.
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User avatar #16 to #14 - sciencexplain (08/03/2014) [-]
Please tell me that was just a sarcastic comment that people didn't get.
User avatar #80 - lolollo ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
So then what the **** would you lot do if someone were to ask you how long you've been dating your girlfriend if you only had that particular talk with her that day?

Oh right, I forgot that your practical experience in that is somehow less than you'd expect out of a grade schooler...
#75 - xxlilxxdz (08/03/2014) [-]
everyone keeps talking about his watch and if he had a date on it

how the **** do you turn world book into weird cock
User avatar #70 - viscerys (08/03/2014) [-]
What I thought when I saw the title. I ******* love this song. Bo Burnham - NERDS - Album/Studio Version w/ Lyrics and Free Download Link! [HQ] [HD]
User avatar #64 - drunkasaurus (08/03/2014) [-]
what if it's a watch that also has the decade so they've actually been dating for decades
#42 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
oh man I guess you have to start being together after it's been longer than a day? Are you people retarded? If it were "how long have you known her" maybe I would of chuckled or cringed but seriously wtf relationships start off under a day believe it or not. OP was a giant faggot today.
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