Confessions. . I SHARE " WITH A I HAVEN' T TIMI] HEB ll SPEAK stylist' It I r I HEB NEW HEB m TWINE. THIS is how the confession bear should be used
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Confessions

I SHARE " WITH A
I HAVEN' T TIMI] HEB ll
SPEAK stylist'
It I r I
HEB NEW HEB
m TWINE
...
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Submitted: 02/06/2014
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#11 - optimussum (02/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
THIS is how the confession bear should be used
#23 - Elemental (02/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Last day of the job, walk up to her and fluently tell her you enjoyed working with her and to give her boyfriend your best.
#2 - manbearpiglet (02/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #61 - thematthew (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
dose any one have this blank?
User avatar #26 - jefferyboomhauer (02/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That's hot. That's a hot way to live.
#15 - grandmabetty (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I PROPOSE PEANUTBITTER TO DRINK 900 CUPS OF COFFEE IN A SECOND TO SEE IF HIS WEE COMES OUT REALLY HOT
#24 - allers (02/07/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I doubt that person is Latin, implying you mean roman or italian. Please stop being so ignorant with the use of that word
User avatar #28 to #24 - leapinglizard (02/07/2014) [-]
there is a certain pineapple in hell waiting for your ass
#20 - thedarkestrogue (02/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I hate when people speak another language to someone thinking you can't understand them and they talk down or talk bd about you or people nearby knowing full well what they're doing.
Its such an asshole thing to do.

but talking dirty in another language is actually pretty fun.
#108 - pappathethird (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #110 to #108 - idunnolol (02/07/2014) [-]
People who dont speak spanish, ******* retard
User avatar #38 - toadkillerdog (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
dude, I would be way too tempted to just chime in after awhile. If she's been doing it for a few months, you should just say something like "yeah, **** her in the ass like a dirty whore" in spanish while she's talking
#136 - starshroom (02/07/2014) [-]
if this is true, then that is a good damn confession bear
if this is true, then that is a good damn confession bear
#109 - trollzorr (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
There convo
There convo
#122 to #109 - hatemefunnyjunk (02/07/2014) [-]
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random comment #64 posted by kamusioso at Not this shit again Ash ** :so... you want a dick? 
 What she really said
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random comment #64 posted by kamusioso at Not this shit again Ash ** :
so... you want a dick?
What she really said
#98 - catburglarpenis (02/07/2014) [-]
Conversation between me and Pimsleur method guy on the phone:    
   
Pimsleur guy: "I see you ordered the Quick-Learn Japanese program. You wanna order the continual learning program? Only 300 dollars a year for hyper accelerated learning!"   
   
Me: "Nah. I only ordered this so I can play games they refuse to release in America. I'd order your hyper accelerated Danish program though, but you don't have any. You know they pay you to go to school in Denmark? Now that's actually useful."   
   
Pimsleur guy: "..."   
   
Pimsleur guy's fw
Conversation between me and Pimsleur method guy on the phone:

Pimsleur guy: "I see you ordered the Quick-Learn Japanese program. You wanna order the continual learning program? Only 300 dollars a year for hyper accelerated learning!"

Me: "Nah. I only ordered this so I can play games they refuse to release in America. I'd order your hyper accelerated Danish program though, but you don't have any. You know they pay you to go to school in Denmark? Now that's actually useful."

Pimsleur guy: "..."

Pimsleur guy's fw
#55 - Awesomenessniss (02/07/2014) [-]
Yes i know that they mean Latin-American, it's a joke.
User avatar #1 - listerthepessimist (02/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
and then she starts slagging you off in a language you "don't understand"
User avatar #91 - nucularwar (02/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My friend took Spanish in high school so he could understand what the ski lift operators were saying
User avatar #96 to #91 - mondominiman (02/07/2014) [-]
That's probably the whitest thing I heard
User avatar #53 - thewalruss (02/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Nunca he entendido como puedes hablar sucio en español. Todas nuestras palabras son demasiado insultantes, demasiado nacas o demasiado estúpidas para ser sexys.
#86 to #53 - Kalas (02/07/2014) [-]
Taco burrito tequila ay ay ay!

Nah puro pedo, supongo que hay gente que le gusta que le hablen así, yo tuve una amiga a la cual se la estaba tirando otro amigo mío, y el siempre me dijo que cuando se la echaba, a la chava le gustaba que mi amigo le dijera que era una puta y que era una pinche basura, era una pinche rara, en otra ocasión me dijo que le había pedido que le escupiera y le diera una cachetada... Sigo sin entender por que ya no se la quiere tirar...
#118 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Funnyjunk is **** now. Ive been browsing since 2004 and all it has turned into is stolen **** off of reddit.
#95 - iamnuff (02/07/2014) [-]
her own fault for having phone sex in public.

while at work no less.
#19 - include (02/07/2014) [-]
YFW.
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