Confessions. . I SHARE " WITH A I HAVEN' T TIMI] HEB ll SPEAK stylist' It I r I HEB NEW HEB m TWINE. THIS is how the confession bear should be used Confessions I SHARE " WITH A HAVEN' T TIMI] HEB ll SPEAK stylist' It r NEW m TWINE THIS is how the confession bear should be used
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#11 - optimussum
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(02/06/2014) [-]
THIS is how the confession bear should be used
#23 - Elemental
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Last day of the job, walk up to her and fluently tell her you enjoyed working with her and to give her boyfriend your best.
User avatar #100 to #23 - TommyV
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I worked at Little Caesar's and did this to my employees who thought they were discretely dissing the boss in another language.
#2 - manbearpiglet
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#4 to #2 - exceeding
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#5 to #4 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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#40 to #5 - rakuraimasuta
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#43 to #40 - kinginyellow
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#99 to #43 - anon id: 9dd6152b
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User avatar #61 - thematthew
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dose any one have this blank?
#69 to #61 - improbablyyourdad
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User avatar #70 to #69 - thematthew
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as funny as it is, you know what I mean.
#71 to #70 - mythicalmayhem **User deleted account**
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#72 to #71 - thematthew
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thanks dude
#73 to #72 - mythicalmayhem **User deleted account**
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#89 to #73 - articulate
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User avatar #76 to #71 - yottabyte
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Nice thumbnail you have there
User avatar #26 - jefferyboomhauer
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(02/07/2014) [-]
That's hot. That's a hot way to live.
User avatar #35 to #26 - roflstorm
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Dang ol man thas a nic way to live man
User avatar #36 to #35 - jefferyboomhauer
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(02/07/2014) [-]
It took me a long time to get over my speech impediment you asshole.
#37 to #36 - roflstorm
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(02/07/2014) [-]
No need to get snippy
#15 - grandmabetty
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(02/07/2014) [-]
I PROPOSE PEANUTBITTER TO DRINK 900 CUPS OF COFFEE IN A SECOND TO SEE IF HIS WEE COMES OUT REALLY HOT
User avatar #16 to #15 - quoterox
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(02/07/2014) [-]
wow.

900 cups of coffee in a second.

100 cups in a day makes you transcend the emotion of anger, so what would 900 cups in a second do?
User avatar #21 to #16 - imashitbricks
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Transcend life because you're about to die of a ******* heart attack.
#102 to #21 - aerosol
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Only one way to know for sure
#22 to #21 - quoterox
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I have no idea what you mean by that.
User avatar #45 to #16 - gramernazi
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I think this is a reference to Futurama
#50 to #16 - anon id: a7f2ddc9
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User avatar #113 to #16 - tittylovin
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I understand this joke.
I get the reference.
Clever.
#24 - allers
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I doubt that person is Latin, implying you mean roman or italian. Please stop being so ignorant with the use of that word
User avatar #25 to #24 - tealcanaan
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_America

**** off with your pseudo-intellectualist elitism, faggot.
#27 to #25 - allers
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Pure ignorance flowing out of you kids
User avatar #29 to #27 - tealcanaan
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Quit being a cunt
#30 to #29 - allers
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You're probably another ignorant kid who probably thinks south americans are spanish just because they speak the same language
User avatar #32 to #30 - tealcanaan
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Just admit your wrong, it is a commonly used term for describing the Spanish/Portugese speaking world in the Americas.
#164 to #32 - allers
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No just ******* ignorant americans
#165 to #164 - allers
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Thats just like me saying everyone in the USA, south africa, australia, new zealand is english because they speak english
#166 to #165 - allers
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******* ignorant virgins
User avatar #114 to #30 - rockamekishiko
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you are wrong as ****
#47 to #24 - anon id: a7f2ddc9
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Latin based, means Hispanic, Spanish or Mexican or Brazilian etc...
User avatar #103 to #47 - biggydy
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Also French and Italian.
User avatar #48 to #24 - apurpleliger
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I took four years of Latin, does that make me enough of an expert to say that you're wrong?
#126 to #24 - xxmemosxx
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Let me tell you why you're wrong.

Latin can refer to the Latin language, the Latin people (an Italian tribe from 1000BC) or Latin America, where the romance languages are spoken/were imported. So what he is saying here is there is someone that is Central or South America descent that works with him.

You ******* wannabe, "intellectual" faggot.
#128 to #126 - hansjob
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correct me if I'm wrong, but i though people from latin-america were commonly called latinos, not latins?
#129 to #128 - xxmemosxx
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Both are acceptable but as Latin was used in the first instance I stuck with that.

Also Latin is short for Latin American. some also see Latino as derogatory, like calling an Italian an Italiano.
#130 to #129 - hansjob
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okay, I just have never heard or read anyone use latin as the term for people from latin-america so I thought OP had made a typo or smth
User avatar #28 to #24 - leapinglizard
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there is a certain pineapple in hell waiting for your ass
#57 to #28 - PARTYHARD
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Little Nikkie reference. I like
#146 to #28 - pineapplechunkss
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That depends on which pineapple your talking about.....
User avatar #145 to #28 - greedtheavaricious
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pineapplechunkss, do you worst.
#20 - thedarkestrogue
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I hate when people speak another language to someone thinking you can't understand them and they talk down or talk bd about you or people nearby knowing full well what they're doing.
Its such an asshole thing to do.

but talking dirty in another language is actually pretty fun.
User avatar #117 to #20 - soldiertwo
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not gonna lie, we did this on every study trip to a country that couldn't understand our language. it was so pathetic, so dumb and so ******* hilarious.
#42 to #20 - syswolf
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I love it when people do it in Spanish. Especially when they are secretly complementing you. Mi espanol no bueno, perro passable.

Would add accents, but I forgot how....
#87 to #42 - anon id: c49dba3f
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What I got from that was that your Spanish is no good, but your dog is passable.
User avatar #49 to #20 - apurpleliger
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Happens to my uncle all the time. He works as an independent contractor in an area where that field is predominantly Hispanic. Most of them don't realize that he's spent more time in Mexico than half of them have, and say stuff about him in Spanish. Apparently the look on their faces when he chimes in trash talking himself is pretty amusing.
User avatar #51 to #49 - thedarkestrogue
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yeah i do that where i work too. lots of minorities. I'm slowly picking up some nepali as well.
User avatar #52 to #51 - thedarkestrogue
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well...i guess they're not really minorities now are they....
User avatar #54 to #52 - apurpleliger
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Haha, I do believe they've redefined minority to refer to their political and social standing, as opposed to their population. Because, you know, to keep the minorities in their place or something like that.
User avatar #80 to #20 - broswagonist
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Gotta use my language skills for something. It's not like what you can't understand can hurt you, and if I'm saying it out loud I would have been thinking it anyway. At least you have a chance to figure it out.
User avatar #81 to #80 - thedarkestrogue
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thats still talking behind peoples backs.
User avatar #82 to #81 - broswagonist
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Sure it is. It happens and you can't stop it. Hell, it might be happening to you and me right now. I'm not saying it isn't wrong, I'm just saying you shouldn't let it bother you.
User avatar #115 to #20 - rockamekishiko
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people will talk about you through text, or sign language. it doesn't matter. maybe talk about you when you leave...
#108 - pappathethird
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Comment Picture
User avatar #110 to #108 - idunnolol
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People who dont speak spanish, ******* retard
#111 to #110 - pappathethird
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I thought it was funny because obviously very few people would have the opportunity to do this since it's so specific. mfw
I thought it was funny because obviously very few people would have the opportunity to do this since it's so specific. mfw
User avatar #155 to #110 - coolcalx
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ROOD
User avatar #131 to #110 - devilspecter
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Eyyyy, det er annerledesgutten, jo!
User avatar #38 - toadkillerdog
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dude, I would be way too tempted to just chime in after awhile. If she's been doing it for a few months, you should just say something like "yeah, **** her in the ass like a dirty whore" in spanish while she's talking
User avatar #62 to #38 - blargheon
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I could say that in spanish, if you wanted me too. Or, you know, Google Translate. Please ask me to translate.
User avatar #64 to #62 - toadkillerdog
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please translate "find how many licks it takes to get to the center of her ass" into spanish
User avatar #65 to #64 - blargheon
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"Descifra cuantas lamidas tienes que dar para llegar al centro de su culo."

Not the literal, word by word translation, but one that makes sense (in spanish, obviously).
User avatar #67 to #65 - toadkillerdog
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thank you my good chap, I'll make sure to yell this at random hispanic women on the street
User avatar #68 to #67 - blargheon
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If you want any more translations, I'm at your service.
User avatar #149 to #64 - evilpapagali
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I first read that as "find how many licks it takes to get the cent off her ass". Boy was I confused.
#66 to #64 - anon id: 2bf40ec8
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Encuentra cuantas lambidas se requiere para alcanzar el centro de su ano.