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#1
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toastiewaffles ONLINE (04/07/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by billyblooper
when I was 9 I put a wad of blu-tac in someone's milk in an attempt to kill them. I failed.
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jokekill (04/08/2015) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by billyblooper
I do animal care in college and we had a parrot next to one of the classrooms but it went home with one of the tutors for the winter. A girl asked what happened to the parrot and i told her that it fell down the stairs and died. She cried. The parrot could fly. She actually believed that it fell down the stairs.
#14
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meatygoodness (04/08/2015) [-] I caught a black cobra and let it loose in the school by accident
#9
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zourch ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-] After my grandpas funeral, we went to eat at some restaurant.
I ate only chicken and banana pudding.
chicken....and banana pudding .
needless to say, after a while my stomach felt like a sack of brown semen
so I waddled my sweaty ass to the bathroom.
I was in a cold sweat, my stomach begged for relief, so I forced the **** out my asshole with the power of a relativistic heavy ion collider .
**** pebbles, I could feel each one sliding through my rectal cavity
My horrendous situation could only escalate from here, I was going to puke.
I could't get up because I was also ******** profusely. **** it, I was aiming for the hole between my thighs but no dice. the puke shot straight at my funeral clothes and my dick. disgust lunges me up only to remember I still have 4 more handfuls of **** spewing from my pale hairy ass.
Puke and **** everywhere....EVERYWHERE
what else could I do in that situation but laugh insanely
How on god's green earth am I going to clean this mess.
there's a trash can, without a garbage bag in it, and a table with 8 paper towels left.
I finish wiping ground zero, and open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur
No, I called my mom to get the waiters to clean the hell I created,
they pointed and laughed
mfw I feel puke coming on
I ate only chicken and banana pudding.
chicken....and banana pudding .
needless to say, after a while my stomach felt like a sack of brown semen
so I waddled my sweaty ass to the bathroom.
I was in a cold sweat, my stomach begged for relief, so I forced the **** out my asshole with the power of a relativistic heavy ion collider .
**** pebbles, I could feel each one sliding through my rectal cavity
My horrendous situation could only escalate from here, I was going to puke.
I could't get up because I was also ******** profusely. **** it, I was aiming for the hole between my thighs but no dice. the puke shot straight at my funeral clothes and my dick. disgust lunges me up only to remember I still have 4 more handfuls of **** spewing from my pale hairy ass.
Puke and **** everywhere....EVERYWHERE
what else could I do in that situation but laugh insanely
How on god's green earth am I going to clean this mess.
there's a trash can, without a garbage bag in it, and a table with 8 paper towels left.
I finish wiping ground zero, and open the door get on the floor everyone walk the dinosaur
No, I called my mom to get the waiters to clean the hell I created,
they pointed and laughed
mfw I feel puke coming on
#3
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davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-] When I was 13, I would go into school extra early with semen I collected from the night before and rub it in between Chapter review pages of upcoming tests (Mostly in science books) of girls who I hated in my class..
They got pissed bc they couldn't open the pages of important semen stuck pages.
They got pissed bc they couldn't open the pages of important semen stuck pages.
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billyblooper [OP]ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-] I am confused and disgusted that you did not use fresh semen.
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orchdork (04/08/2015) [-] well, bleach is mostly water, and people are mostly water, so therefore, we are bleach!
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icameheretotroll (04/08/2015) [-] I have a spot slightly above the place where my left nostril and my cheek meet where if I rub it slowly I get an orgasmic sensation
I have no idea why I have it
I keep rubbing it in class and look like someone is sucking me off from under the desk
hngnhgnhgnnhng
I have no idea why I have it
I keep rubbing it in class and look like someone is sucking me off from under the desk
hngnhgnhgnnhng
