Condom full of mom's spaghetti
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mrfreakmand (12/01/2015) [-]
We used these for medic training in the army.
One guy is for example pretending to be shot.
Fall down while combat training, tear open condom and scream like a bitch.
looks ******* disgusting
One guy is for example pretending to be shot.
Fall down while combat training, tear open condom and scream like a bitch.
looks ******* disgusting
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whatwhen (12/01/2015) [-] 
**whatwhen used "*roll picture*"**
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#6
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memymoe (12/01/2015) [-] It starts off ok but i lost motivation, i got other things to do, someone else can take it from here
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To suppository everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghettis ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take it up the bum,
But he keeps on forgetting why hes bent down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his ass, and no **** will come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The rubber cock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes the cavity
Oh, there goes his sanity, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows the whole thing can go up there
It don't matter, he's OP
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes to the hospital, that's when it's
Back to rehab again, yo
This whole prolapse thing
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Hook:]
You better loosen yourself in the asshole, for the anal
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better loosen yourself in the asshole, for the anal
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To suppository everything you ever wanted. In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghettis ready
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to take it up the bum,
But he keeps on forgetting why hes bent down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his ass, and no **** will come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The rubber cock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes the cavity
Oh, there goes his sanity, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows the whole thing can go up there
It don't matter, he's OP
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes to the hospital, that's when it's
Back to rehab again, yo
This whole prolapse thing
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Hook:]
You better loosen yourself in the asshole, for the anal
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
You better loosen yourself in the asshole, for the anal
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo)
(You better)
#7 to #6
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memymoe (12/01/2015) [-] it wouldnt let me do it all at once
The suppository escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This dick is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a bigger order
A normal dildo is boring, and super-strap-ons are getting close to boredom
Your dick only grows hotter, homie growns harder
He blows. It's all over. These homos is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the bro gobbler
Lonely roads, God only knows
Hes gone farther than anyone, even his own father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who blows
He knows dick and sadly nothing else, nada
So the soap land is sold and unfolds
It supposed to be one partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da da da
[Hook]
The suppository escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This dick is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a bigger order
A normal dildo is boring, and super-strap-ons are getting close to boredom
Your dick only grows hotter, homie growns harder
He blows. It's all over. These homos is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the bro gobbler
Lonely roads, God only knows
Hes gone farther than anyone, even his own father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who blows
He knows dick and sadly nothing else, nada
So the soap land is sold and unfolds
It supposed to be one partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da da da
[Hook]
#8 to #7
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memymoe (12/01/2015) [-] No more games, I'm a change what you call wanking rage
Tear this ************* dick off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewing balls and spitting out cum of an old mage
But I kept riming and stepped right into the next driver
Best believe somebody's paying the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get hard by with my wive-a
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn porn producers don't supply diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these dicks are so hard, and they’re getting even harder
Trying to feed and swallow their seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between my father and a preop-ter
Baby, mama drama's screaming on her
Too much for me to wanna
Stay on one dick, another day of monotony's gotten me
To the point, I'm like a slut
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only ************* option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this barrier's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Dick, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
[Hook]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Tear this ************* dick off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewing balls and spitting out cum of an old mage
But I kept riming and stepped right into the next driver
Best believe somebody's paying the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get hard by with my wive-a
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn porn producers don't supply diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these dicks are so hard, and they’re getting even harder
Trying to feed and swallow their seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between my father and a preop-ter
Baby, mama drama's screaming on her
Too much for me to wanna
Stay on one dick, another day of monotony's gotten me
To the point, I'm like a slut
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only ************* option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this barrier's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Dick, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
[Hook]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
