Conan. . TEAM THEIRE' I I HEW EFF THIN TELLER Till HUI SHEET TD"! DH It. But what if i'm a dog ?
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#1 - spontaneousdaniel (01/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
But what if i'm a dog ?
#12 - ratytang (01/05/2014) [-]
It's a conspiracy
#9 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dog went to dog training classes and graduated with an official diploma and whatnot. What has your lazy ass accomplished?

They actually do that at the end of the class, they get a diploma and a portrait with a graduation cap
Not actually my dog pictured
User avatar #5 - Durp (01/05/2014) [-]
I work as a dog bather, and I swear some of these dogs are mentally handicapped.
Dog shifts and nearly falls off table.
No no no don't do that. Readjust dog so (s)he is safe.
0.02 seconds later does the exact same thing.
Ogod no please stop. And repeat.
#2 - hornack (01/04/2014) [-]
My dog does all the thinking for me.
User avatar #6 - HordeyWordey (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What if my dog buys the app?
#18 - dehumanizer (01/05/2014) [-]
WHAT?
WHAT?
#20 - GuardianofzeBlind (01/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
How bout Conan the Targaryan?
User avatar #24 - konradkurze (01/05/2014) [-]
if you bought an iphone, most of the creatures on the planet are smarter than you
#23 - uploaderdeleted ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - cookiel (01/05/2014) [-]
I have 3 dogs and each of them are totally different. I'm pretty sure one of them is borderline retarded. Basically immagine Forest Gump as a dog; he's sweet and caring but isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. The second one listens when he wants to and is probably just average. The third one is probably smarter than most people I go to school with. I mean this dog can play the piano, ride a skate board, has various titles/championships in agility (jumping through hoops and **** ) as well as Nose Scent (which basically they have to go and find various oders like birch or some **** . Thank God I don't have weed otherwise he'd find it).
User avatar #22 - geiner ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
My dog has over 300 confirmed kills and he is the U.S top sniper
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