Conan telling it how it is. .. >Be Eurofag >Go to the US for 3 weeks >Only see one fedora clad faggot Does it still count if he was in a comic book store? >See many fit people (as
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User avatar #2 - litlekalsoy (11/09/2013) [+] (25 replies)
>Be Eurofag
>Go to the US for 3 weeks
>Only see one fedora clad faggot Does it still count if he was in a comic book store?
>See many fit people (as in not they're not fat)
>Start to think the US isn't so bad
>Bad grammar everywhere
User avatar #11 - I Am Monkey (11/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
No I'm doesn't
#22 - hypex (11/09/2013) [+] (18 replies)
>travel to murica for vacation
>fat people, fat people EVERYWHERE
>go on a little tour through LA
>see about 40 mcdonalds
>5billion landwhales
>2billion hamplanets
>nope the **** out of murica before it gets me too
User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
What's worse is that some people who are BORN in america and speak it as a first language, will still confuse; you're, your, there, their, they're, accept and except, as grown adults.
#30 - Happiness (11/09/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Last American I spoke to when I was on holiday there didn't know there was an ocean between America and the U.K....and also couldnt tell the time....she was 16....what do they even learn at school?
#48 - osirisgod (11/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Friend of a Friend
User avatar #63 to #48 - samxdaxman (11/09/2013) [-]
This guy's about as philosophical as Jaden Smith.
User avatar #6 - xdeathspawnx (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
America actually has no official national language. The majority of schools teach in English because that is the most spoken language.
User avatar #23 to #6 - killingsin (11/09/2013) [-]
And because most states have english as their official state language.
#53 - mrmcput ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
They teach you how to write and speak properly in American schools. It's up to the students to pay attention.
User avatar #61 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ITT: hur mericans are dum and stupid

Go huff your own farts of superiority elsewhere, please.
#20 - bummerdrummer (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think a big part of it is the whole "reading is for nerds" mindset kids experience in public schools. I'd say less than 10% of the people i know read for pleasure. I'm shocked at how many adults can't read a ******* thing out loud without stuttering mispronunciations.
#88 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
#74 - darkjustifier (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But I have impeccable English skills when I speak.
#87 - worried (11/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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While English has come to dominate in the United States, 232 years later it still has not been made the official language for more or less the same reason it wasn’t in 1780. In fact, the American Civil Liberties Union argues that declaring English as the official language of the United States would violate the First Amendment
User avatar #135 - mikoli (11/09/2013) [-]
i not speak english very well but this post is a ******* .
User avatar #131 - theexplodingcheez (11/09/2013) [-]
I live an a middle class white suburb of California (in America), and there are only about 2 or 3 land whales at my entire school (that I've seen). Also, bad grammar has never been a problem. I think a lot of the stereotypes of America derive from lower income areas. Just the 2 cents of a sheltered white kid
User avatar #111 - Namezone ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
i know this is only a bit related, but in my college-level class of thirty people all over eighteen, only three knew the definition of the word "relativity". Most people thought it was used to describe how close one or another family member was in the family tree.
User avatar #104 - thejoyboytoy (11/09/2013) [-]
Hey Guys, jsut me making fun of dumbo derpy Americans! Well Good Luck.
#99 - anonexplains (11/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be Nothern IrelandFAG
>be on Holiday
>English girl tells me my English is great and shes really impressed.
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