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Conan's Celebrity Survey Strikes again

t probably won' t see the
movie "Noah" because...
I probably won' t see the
movie "Noah" because...
it doesn' t appeal to me.
Oblivia Wilde wrote..-
it doesn’ t appeal to me
t probably won' t see the
movie "Noah" because...
I' m not very religious.
Bevin Cross wrote...
I' m not very religious.
t probably won' t see the
movie "Noah" because...
I was bullied by Noah in
high school.
Limy King wrote...
I was bullied by Noah in high school
...
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#2 - soulkiller ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Thank god it was captioned. I don't know what I would have done without them...
#14 - dafuckisthishit (03/28/2014) [-]
i hope it's a lot like when russel crowe was on south park
#3 - tannerninja (03/28/2014) [-]
**tannerninja rolled image** the only reason I want to see Noah.... Is Emma
#9 - sedativechunk (03/28/2014) [-]
... I don't know why but the 						*******					 captions russled my jimmies hard ruining an otherwise good post.
... I don't know why but the ******* captions russled my jimmies hard ruining an otherwise good post.
#11 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm actually very excited to see that movie. It looks like an amazing story whether you are religious or not.
User avatar #13 to #11 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
It'd be too annoying watching it while some large black woman is there, all, "Mmmmhmm", every 10 seconds.
#7 - Shadwstryker (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The reason I won't see Noah  not that anyone cares  is cause they're taking the story from the jewish bible and smashing it together with a bunch of other religions and making it all a green peace movie which is not appealing to me at all. If you're gonna tell a story, either do it right or make your own. Don't butcher it to make it fit with what you believe and then label it as the opposite of what it really is. And yes, that goes for everyone that butchers the bible to further their own agendas, from the westboro baptist church to the vatican to athiests and everything in between.   
That's my two cents.
The reason I won't see Noah not that anyone cares is cause they're taking the story from the jewish bible and smashing it together with a bunch of other religions and making it all a green peace movie which is not appealing to me at all. If you're gonna tell a story, either do it right or make your own. Don't butcher it to make it fit with what you believe and then label it as the opposite of what it really is. And yes, that goes for everyone that butchers the bible to further their own agendas, from the westboro baptist church to the vatican to athiests and everything in between.
That's my two cents.
User avatar #10 to #7 - mechaemperor (03/28/2014) [-]
Dude, the Bible's been edited, translated and re-edited countless times.
Movies are entertainment for the most part, and this particular story can be interpreted in many ways, since the source material isn't all that reliable.

It's akin to bitching about Disney movies because they "butcher" original stories.
User avatar #12 - evilanakie (03/28/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i wont see it
because im blind
#20 to #19 - evilanakie (03/28/2014) [-]
**evilanakie rolled image** i will make this into what i see
#47 - justalie **User deleted account** (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**justalie rolled image** if ponies i Delete account
#50 - BigDoktor (03/28/2014) [-]
From the same episode:   
   
"I love March Madness because..."   
   
Gary Busey wrote:   
   
"...It's right before April-Through-February Madness."
From the same episode:

"I love March Madness because..."

Gary Busey wrote:

"...It's right before April-Through-February Madness."
#34 - comradewinter ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
David Cross is not religious.
David Cross is not religious.
#39 - babbe (03/28/2014) [-]
Im not religious either, but its still a cool story/koncept for a film, so why not watch it for that purpose?
#28 - pabloenis (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**pabloenis rolled comment #1044837 ** :
top kek.
why I don't wanna see noah.
User avatar #59 - lucozadeaholic (03/28/2014) [-]
I don't Noah why I wouldn't see it.
#31 - bulanu (03/28/2014) [-]
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#80 - MasterManiac ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"I probably won't see the movie Noah because I'm not religious."   
   
This argument hurts my brain. It's like saying "I don't want to see 12 Years a Slave because I'm not a 						******					."
"I probably won't see the movie Noah because I'm not religious."

This argument hurts my brain. It's like saying "I don't want to see 12 Years a Slave because I'm not a ****** ."
#68 - neogiga (03/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #48 - DmOnZ (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Conan is a massive douche sandwich who isn't funny.
#51 to #48 - BigDoktor (03/28/2014) [-]
Douche sandwich! Are you Juno?
Douche sandwich! Are you Juno?
#32 - brothrak (03/28/2014) [-]
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**brothrak rolled image**
User avatar #26 - luqmanr (03/28/2014) [-]
I won't see Noah because it won't be in the theaters where I live
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