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User avatar #75 - tonesil [OP](01/03/2016) [-]
stickied by tonesil
I would like to thank everyone for the #1 spot on the front page, this is a first for me!
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#31 - hcp (01/03/2016) [-]
EA makes a chair.
Pay to sit.
realize iron spike suddenly penetrates ass
buy DLC to not get ****** by a chair.
spikes start to poke my back.
Micro transactions every 10s to stop the spikes.
**** this.
Make my own chair.
EA sues me for piracy.
Now I'm poor.
But I'm happy.
Installed a mod to my chair.
Tomas the tank engines everywhere.
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User avatar #73 to #31 - wltwitch (01/03/2016) [-]
That can't be an EA made chair. Theirs have dicks instead of soikes to **** you.
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#76 to #31 - luewyn ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
You can always file those sharp edges down
You can always file those sharp edges down
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#10 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Why do those walruses have nipples?




I know they're stabs from their teeth, I just wanted an excuse to post this image
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#38 to #10 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
His shirt's on backwards.
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#44 to #38 - thespaghetti (01/03/2016) [-]
and inside out
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User avatar #47 to #44 - custodien (01/03/2016) [-]
it matches his teeth
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#56 - oceanfrank ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
YO IS THAT STINKY FROM HEY ARNOLD?!
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#63 to #56 - ericr (01/03/2016) [-]
He look like a Q-tip head
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User avatar #64 to #63 - ericr (01/03/2016) [-]
A used one.
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User avatar #71 to #64 - fuccthedevil (01/03/2016) [-]
If that's what your cotton swabs look like when you're done using them, you should really go see a doctor.
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#7 - irishjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
Yoink.
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#21 to #7 - jagerhaus (01/03/2016) [-]
Comment Picture
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#15 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
The worst part is that my name is as common as ' Dan Smith '.
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#74 to #15 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Not as common per se, but my name's Jade. Never found anything with my name on it, but there never fails to be a 'Jaden'. I've never even met anyone named Jaden before.
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#29 to #15 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Dude my name is Forest.... You have any idea the **** i go through with this name??? And the never have my name at the souvenir shop! ******* ....
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User avatar #32 to #29 - thelastamerican (01/03/2016) [-]
I was in boyscouts with a dude named Forest. Dude was constantly getting **** during competitions that involved running. Sometimes he wasn't even the dude running.
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#34 to #32 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Kids are ******* mean, man..... This much i know. The movie came out after i was born but before i started school. What worse is i'm originally from southern Mississippi. I came home from my first day of kindergarten gasping for air and dripping with sweat. My dad looked at me and said "Damn son! What happened to you?!" To which little 7 year old Forest could only respond, "Dad, i don't wanna run anymore.... Them kids at school kept tellin' to run...." I had never seen the ******* movie so i didn't know any better at the time
Kids are ******* mean, man..... This much i know. The movie came out after i was born but before i started school. What worse is i'm originally from southern Mississippi. I came home from my first day of kindergarten gasping for air and dripping with sweat. My dad looked at me and said "Damn son! What happened to you?!" To which little 7 year old Forest could only respond, "Dad, i don't wanna run anymore.... Them kids at school kept tellin' to run...." I had never seen the ******* movie so i didn't know any better at the time
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User avatar #79 to #34 - thelastamerican (01/03/2016) [-]
The best thing is that he ran track at school. And he was fast as **** . I guess he took all that rage and bottled it up in running shoes.
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User avatar #43 to #29 - guanyu (01/03/2016) [-]
It's a shame really. You don't get to pick your name until later in life, but until then, you never know what you get until it's too late. like a box of chocolates
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User avatar #9 - shanethedragon (01/03/2016) [-]
is the zayn one true or is this just wikipedia graffiti
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User avatar #13 to #9 - hiukuss (01/03/2016) [-]
it's completely true
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User avatar #17 to #13 - shanethedragon (01/03/2016) [-]
but my sense of humor dictates i listen to you
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#14 to #9 - bann ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
It's not true, but its origin is hilarious. Apparently Huffington post accidentally used his pic in an article about ISIS

hollywoodlife.com/2015/11/20/zayn-malik-isis-muslim-huffington-post-article-apology-tweet/
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User avatar #16 to #14 - shanethedragon (01/03/2016) [-]
reason dictates that i listen to evidence
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#18 to #16 - bann ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
It's pretty funny
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#35 - myjunk (01/03/2016) [-]
Seriously, where ARE his ears?
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User avatar #40 to #35 - novus (01/03/2016) [-]
I imagine it's photoshopped
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#3 - cronusblade (01/02/2016) [-]
**cronusblade used "*roll picture*"**
**cronusblade rolled image**
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User avatar #12 to #3 - crazylance (01/03/2016) [-]
Utsho is Goodsho.
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#57 - lotengo (01/03/2016) [-]
You dont need a condom to go **** yourself OP
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#30 - Funnel (01/03/2016) [-]
My name is Kim and I'm a dude, I have no problem finding things with my name on it but everything is pink and sparkles. FML.
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User avatar #55 to #30 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
You just reminded me of an old buddy named Kim. Forgot all about him
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#39 to #30 - brokentrucker (01/03/2016) [-]
The **** is wrong with pink and sparkles?
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User avatar #41 to #30 - novus (01/03/2016) [-]
They have corrective surgery for that
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User avatar #19 - tellybear (01/03/2016) [-]
So like, on the chair one does it give you a warning or does it just expire and just spear you in the ass?
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User avatar #24 to #19 - twentytwelve (01/03/2016) [-]
And is there a way to use this to our benefit?
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User avatar #26 to #19 - advice ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
probably just spears you, it's for homeless people to not be able to sit on the benches comfortably, while also helping the city become ultra-jews
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User avatar #62 to #26 - mralice (01/03/2016) [-]
Its an art installation in Germany by Fabian Brunsing.
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#66 - elcreepo ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Why does this concept seem so wrong to me?

It keeps homeless from making parks unpleasant places... yet I feel sorry for them. They just wanna sleep off the ground and we have to go and make benches a place only for those with money.

Also if this bench's spikes are on a timer that's one painful way to lose a testicle.
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User avatar #65 - landartheconqueror (01/03/2016) [-]
One of those walruses has a tumblr account
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User avatar #58 to #49 - utburd ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Sticky so it's not buried.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - tonesil [OP](01/03/2016) [-]
I updated the description with it
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User avatar #60 to #59 - utburd ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Righty-o then good stuff
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#1 - deadfed ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Pt 3? Dont disappoint us, these are funny.
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#37 - adplum (01/03/2016) [-]
but where are his ears??
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User avatar #42 to #37 - novus (01/03/2016) [-]
Looks shopped
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User avatar #46 to #37 - trollmobile (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm not even sure that's a head.
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#52 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/03/2016) [-]
''I payed bills!''

******** .
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#70 to #52 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/03/2016) [-]
He actually meant "I paid Bill's" and Bill is truly grateful
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#53 to #52 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/03/2016) [-]
Paid*

Jesus Christ my this cold medicine is some good stuff.
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