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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
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Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll
Compilation of British Shenanigans. Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.. Erroll

Thanks for the read, I might do another based around certain parts of Britain such as the Jeremy Kyle Show and UKIP.

Erroll retweeting
E British Loge:
16 to have sex
18 to watch porn
My to smoke
18 to buy cigarettes
16 to join the army
18 to play will of duty
Logic of Britain
3, 989 RETWEETS 1818
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User avatar #20 - Denver (08/25/2015) [-]
Forgetting you have tea and then suddenly necking it like some massive, lukewarm shot
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User avatar #23 to #20 - truezen (08/25/2015) [-]
Go Broncos!
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#62 to #23 - Denver (08/25/2015) [-]
Nah mate, just my name
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User avatar #152 to #62 - europeisquitenice (08/25/2015) [-]
Source please?
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User avatar #162 to #152 - steamtrolled (08/25/2015) [-]
Stackenblochen Here you go
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User avatar #65 to #20 - Gandalfthewhite (08/25/2015) [-]
It's a vile moment when you have to do that, all the while grossed out at the cracking skin on top
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#3 - kristovsky (08/24/2015) [-]
"So we've bought him Italy"
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#2 - cezand (08/24/2015) [-]
When people are shocked Americans don't use the same words as us.
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User avatar #102 to #2 - skulldan ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
how can they have NO word for fortnight! its preposterous
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User avatar #125 to #102 - jibb (08/25/2015) [-]
Two weeks.
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#140 to #125 - fillthisspace (08/25/2015) [-]
But that's TWO words
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User avatar #146 to #140 - lype ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
fortnight is two words in one
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User avatar #166 to #146 - Dincorta (08/25/2015) [-]
So is midnight, but we all count that as one word.
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User avatar #141 to #125 - alucardexplain (08/25/2015) [-]
Its not like its any harder to say. Same amount of syllables and all.
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#171 to #102 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Fortnight makes not sense. It implies that it has something to do with nights when it really doesn't.
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User avatar #8 - SirSheepy (08/24/2015) [-]
I think people on twitter are confusing "British problems" with "being awkward" and "talking"
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User avatar #143 to #8 - tweda (08/25/2015) [-]
Very British Problems | Season 1 Episode 1 | FullHD As a british person I can confirm EVERYTHING in this program
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#161 to #143 - magnorph (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm american and all these problems just seem to me as just general problems. Try having these in america where people are over the top happy and fake smiling and all you want is just to stop talking.
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#165 to #161 - tweda (08/25/2015) [-]
ah, but there it is, you are in the minority in america, the common american is friendly and chatty. Meanwhile in England the majority is reserved and prefers those that are chatty and friendly killed.
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#167 to #165 - magnorph (08/25/2015) [-]
I grew up with british friends and moved around a lot to belgium and other european countries growing up so id like to think i picked it up there. But my god do i just want happy smiling people to die. The one thing i connected with more than anything in that video is dont tell me to have a nice day. That is not your job, dont make me feel obligated to have a nice day, **** you.

Anyway, good talk, have a nice 1/4 of an hour
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User avatar #50 to #8 - purelust (08/25/2015) [-]
Being British and being awkward are generally synonymous.
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#57 to #50 - skebaba (08/25/2015) [-]
Git gud, scrubs, hahahahahah. -A Fin.
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#39 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
That girl has a fivehead
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User avatar #151 to #39 - daphats (08/25/2015) [-]
She's a thought
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#45 to #39 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
they all do
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#53 to #39 - blowbags ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Orc faced ladies
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#67 to #53 - herecomesjohnny (08/25/2015) [-]
so british girls?
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#73 to #67 - blowbags ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
*cough* you were saying?...

Looks like meats' back on the menu boooys
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User avatar #76 to #73 - Koreawontletmefap (08/25/2015) [-]
**** this cunt
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#77 to #76 - blowbags ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I just typed in ugly british girl or chav girl and it came up - I realise who it is now. And yes I'd chemically blind her.
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User avatar #168 to #75 - herecomesjohnny (08/25/2015) [-]
but those are some pretty sexy balloons in the back if it makes you feel better
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#28 - chilloutdude (08/25/2015) [-]
As an american, I can confirm the opposite is also true.
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#58 to #28 - skebaba (08/25/2015) [-]
"100% of Britons mind losing at tennis, 0% of Britons mind losing tennis to the USA."?
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User avatar #135 to #58 - wraithguard (08/25/2015) [-]
Switch the countries instead.
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#22 - leifbunny (08/25/2015) [-]
Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me. Everyone's looking at me.
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#16 - jellyroller (08/25/2015) [-]
Wait its illegal to watch porn in Britain through your teens?
No wonder there are so many chavs getting knocked up.
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#148 to #16 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm not sure about Britain, but here in Poland it's legal from 15 years, exactly like sex. However, dumb idiots go to redtube or any other American porn website and see that they need to be 18 years old, and even many local sites do this, due to ignorance.
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#176 to #148 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Pole here too! Swell with piwo i bezrobocie!
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User avatar #21 to #16 - ideletedmyotherone (08/25/2015) [-]
It's illegal to watch porn before you're 18 years old everywhere, but it's not like anyone cares.
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User avatar #25 to #21 - seras (08/25/2015) [-]
Not Germany. It is illegal to sell porn to underaged people, there is no law against watching it under 18. It depends on what your parents. When they are okay with it, it's fine.
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User avatar #100 to #27 - ericarthurblair (08/25/2015) [-]
its funny how few people actually know where that pic is from
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User avatar #105 to #100 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
it's sad funny that I know what it's from
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User avatar #103 to #100 - cleateater (08/25/2015) [-]
whats it from?
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User avatar #113 to #103 - ericarthurblair (08/25/2015) [-]
it's from a visual novel about a neet from krautchan finally getting a job and him finding out interesting things about the village his new job is located at also it includes the toggleable option to have sex with little girls and the non toggleable option to also have sex with their mum
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User avatar #160 to #113 - dubscausedthis (08/25/2015) [-]
whats the name of it for science of course.
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User avatar #170 to #160 - ericarthurblair (08/25/2015) [-]
Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach and to save you the effort of searching: unteralterbach.net/index.en.html
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User avatar #175 to #170 - dubscausedthis (08/25/2015) [-]
You're the best.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - seras (08/25/2015) [-]
*what your parents say. Why do I always miss words in my comments?
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User avatar #59 to #21 - munchlord (08/25/2015) [-]
Not in Denmark. It's legal to sell porn to people who are old enough to give legal consent to sex (15 years old). It is, however, illegal to record pornography of someone below the age of 18 or to solicit a prostitude below the age of 18. I believe the reason for this is to protect 16-18 year olds from getting taken advantage of by related industries.
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User avatar #87 to #21 - frutus (08/25/2015) [-]
Hahahaha no it ******* isn't.
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User avatar #44 to #21 - gonzta ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
No it isn't. In fact it's legal in Finland to buy porn magazines when you're 15.
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#127 - theite (08/25/2015) [-]
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
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#1 - crispykingpin (08/24/2015) [-]
I loved this for some reason.
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#31 - donfailed ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I thought 30% wore this
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#46 to #31 - hotpiss (08/25/2015) [-]
That's because you don't know anything about the UK
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User avatar #85 to #46 - paradoxofnight (08/25/2015) [-]
Or maybe it's because he was making a joke
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#94 to #85 - hotpiss (08/25/2015) [-]
jokes are funny
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#42 to #31 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
don't get all your info from Fox
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User avatar #117 to #31 - destroymen ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
that's luton m8
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User avatar #61 to #31 - geneeeeeric ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
From the UK, can confirm. Actually it's rather rare to see this in the area i live at
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User avatar #80 to #61 - Koreawontletmefap (08/25/2015) [-]
Or the slovaks wearing stonewashed jeans and an adidas jacket.
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User avatar #64 to #31 - Gandalfthewhite (08/25/2015) [-]
you'll only really see them in East London and Bradford. maybe a few strays made it elsewhere
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User avatar #122 to #64 - chimpaflimp (08/25/2015) [-]
Ever been to Leicester before? You can't walk 30 feet in any direction without seeing what appears to be a troop of the Emperor's Royal Guard heading your way.
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#10 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]
USA:
21 to drink
18 to join the army
prostitution is illegal
pornografy is not
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User avatar #19 to #10 - isaiahh (08/25/2015) [-]
You forgot the most important thing FREEDOM
*eagle screeches in the distance*
ssskkkkkrrreeeeeeeeeeee
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User avatar #88 to #10 - mariox (08/25/2015) [-]
Legally you can't watch porn till you're 18.
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User avatar #32 to #10 - yugiohkris (08/25/2015) [-]
Nevada
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#118 - fazbear (08/25/2015) [-]
Get the **** out of England and question why I was there in the first place
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#92 - reican (08/25/2015) [-]
slap the beer out of his hand
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User avatar #115 to #92 - punisherswar (08/25/2015) [-]
Magic man outside, one hand has the beer the other his sunglasses....so I am just going to assume he was reflexes that break the speed of light when he slapped my Girlfriends aaaarrrse
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User avatar #54 - anotherhaloguy (08/25/2015) [-]
Then theres trying to invite people to do things; "Well if you're free, and it's no trouble but if you can't it's alright but hopefully if you can we'll see you there if thats okay with you?"
******* being so polite is hard fecking work
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#41 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #4 - vorarephilia (08/24/2015) [-]
also tv licences.
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User avatar #83 to #4 - Koreawontletmefap (08/25/2015) [-]
Yea **** that noise. I was in my room at uni and the police were coming round to check people's tv licenses. They come into my room like "Have you got a license to use that television?" Im like...the only thing it's connected to is a ****** 20 year old N64.
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#144 to #83 - fillthisspace (08/25/2015) [-]
You don't need a TV licence unless you want to watch or record live TV.
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User avatar #145 to #144 - Koreawontletmefap (08/25/2015) [-]
Correct. This is the point I was making.
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User avatar #60 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
What? Do other people in the U.S. not use fortnight? I'd say I use it all the time, but it's not something often needed.
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User avatar #150 to #60 - spoopyskeleton ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm from Scotland. Nobody says fortnight really. But we know if it's existence. Mostly used by older people.
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User avatar #106 to #60 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
There's two types of people who say fortnight: people from 300 years ago and people who want to sound smart and sophisticated
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User avatar #123 to #106 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
It's the correct word to use. Why spend more time saying something that takes more time to say?
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User avatar #126 to #123 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
It's not 'correct'. "Two weeks" is just as correct as fortnight. I would never imagine a moment where in casual conversation you would say fortnight seriously in the USA.
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User avatar #128 to #126 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
It is correct. Just because something else is correct also doesn't make the other incorrect. It's the difference between "very mad" and "furious". There are reasons we have more than just the very basic words to describe things.
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User avatar #137 to #128 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
'Two weeks' is correct, also. Both are are two syllables so you're really not spending more time saying 'two weeks' over 'fortnight'. The only difference is that 99% of the population doesn't say fortnight anymore. "Very mad" has multiple meanings while "furious" is explicitly describing anger. "Fortnight" and "two weeks" literally mean the same thing, except fortnight is archaic and not commonplace in North America.
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User avatar #139 to #137 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
Fine, "very angry" then. There is no reason to not use fortnight.
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User avatar #147 to #139 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
There is no reason to use fortnight.
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User avatar #157 to #147 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
There's no reason not to use it, therefore it should be used.
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User avatar #164 to #157 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
If you ever say fortnight I will find you and get you.
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User avatar #173 to #164 - meganinja (08/25/2015) [-]
I like the word.
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#153 to #147 - remsaman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Fortnight and fortnightly are commonly used words in the English-speaking world, where some wages, salaries and social security benefits are paid on a fortnightly basis,[3] except North America, where it is rare outside of some Canadian regions and insular traditional communities (e.g. Amish) in the United States. American and Canadian payroll systems may use the term biweekly in reference to pay periods every two weeks. Neither term should be confused with semimonthly (in one year there are 26 fortnightly or biweekly versus 24 semimonthly pay periods).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortnight
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User avatar #158 to #153 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
"except North America, where it is rare outside of some Canadian regions and insular traditional communities (e.g. Amish) in the United States."

No one uses it in day to day conversation here, I assume England does but the USA certainly doesn't.
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User avatar #159 to #106 - lennybrown (08/25/2015) [-]
I always thought fortnight was an English slang like when something happened every 2 weeks normally you should say "Biweekly" however we say "Once a fortnight".
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User avatar #163 to #159 - elpsycongroo (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm from America so everything I've said doesn't really apply to England
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#142 - nancyboy (08/25/2015) [-]
I completely agree that the smoking and army laws are just dumb but I kind of understand the porn one. Porn isn't a guide or handbook for having sex, actually lots of what it shows just gives people really unrealistic expectations of how things work. Obviously people are going to watch softcore stuff underage and that's not really a problem but I think the law is in place to try and stop people stumbling across the really weird **** that might mislead or disturb them
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