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Africa is the world's second-largest and second-most-populous continent. At about 30.2 million km² (11.7 million sq mi) including adjacent islands, it covers six percent of the Earth's total surface area and 20.4 percent of the total land area.[2] With 1.1 billion people as of 2013, it accounts for about 15% of the world's human population.[3] The continent is surrounded by the Mediterranean Sea to the north, both the Suez Canal and the Red Sea along the Sinai Peninsula to the northeast, the Indian Ocean to the southeast, and the Atlantic Ocean to the west. The continent includes Madagascar and various archipelagoes. It has 54 fully recognized sovereign states ("countries"), nine territories and two de facto independent states with limited or no recognition.[4]

Algeria is Africa's largest country by area, and Nigeria is the largest by population. Africa, particularly central Eastern Africa, is widely accepted as the place of origin of humans and the Hominidae clade (great apes), as evidenced by the discovery of the earliest hominids and their ancestors, as well as later ones that have been dated to around seven million years ago, including Sahelanthropus tchadensis, Australopithecus africanus, A. afarensis, Homo erectus, H. habilis and H. ergaster – with the earliest Homo sapiens (modern human) found in Ethiopia being dated to circa 200,000 years ago.[6] Africa straddles the equator and encompasses numerous climate areas; it is the only continent to stretch from the northern temperate to southern temperate zones.[7]

I hear the drums echoing tonight. But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation, She's coming in twelve-thirty flight. Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation. I stopped an old man along the way. Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies. He turned to me as if to say: "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you". It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. The wild dogs cry out in the night. As they grow restless longing for some solitary company. I know that I must do what's right. Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become.

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#35 - randomwanker (05/12/2014) [-]
I got a chance with that girl who likes boys with eyes
I got a chance with that girl who likes boys with eyes
User avatar #344 to #35 - mrrandomness (05/12/2014) [-]
guys say "I like girls that have an ass". Shes just saying she likes boys with nice eyes.
i might be over-thinking and she is a ******* idiot
#194 to #35 - stardustdragonlord (05/12/2014) [-]
Hey baby, just wanted to say that the muscles on my eyes have muscles
Hey baby, just wanted to say that the muscles on my eyes have muscles
#3 - faimbot (05/11/2014) [-]
So about the colour one...   
   
At first i was like BLACK   
but then i realised pedantic 			*****		 would be like, not a colour   
   
Then i was like GRAY   
but realised it can be spelled grey   
   
So i thought more, and realised that porn has all the answers.   
   
Pink and Brown, my two favourite.
So about the colour one...

At first i was like BLACK
but then i realised pedantic ***** would be like, not a colour

Then i was like GRAY
but realised it can be spelled grey

So i thought more, and realised that porn has all the answers.

Pink and Brown, my two favourite.
User avatar #87 to #3 - northleech ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I find it funny that the text asks for a color without the letter E and the text is cyan.
#105 to #3 - yuukoku (05/12/2014) [-]
>porn has all the answers

User avatar #185 to #105 - popnotes (05/12/2014) [-]
dude your image is ******
#294 to #185 - yuukoku (05/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** ! I posted it from my phone and things got weird!
User avatar #298 to #294 - popnotes (05/12/2014) [-]
glitch in the matricks d00d
User avatar #120 to #3 - broswagonist (05/12/2014) [-]
Indigo?
#143 to #3 - gnegg (05/12/2014) [-]
I never understood where people got "black is not a colour from".

Black is a colour, however, it is also something that reflects no colours.

Meaning:
If you have a black crayon, that IS a colour as it is a chemical composition.
If you have a black hole, it is NOT a colour, as this is caused by an absence of light and colour.

This is also why you have two "modern approaches" (chemists vs physicists), where a chemist would say that black is a colour, while white is not, and the physicists the contrary.
User avatar #195 to #143 - mrpotatofudge ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I Googled is black a color here is a good answer
technically your both right and wrong
Yes and no. What we see as black in our everyday world of objects is a pigment (color) that looks black to us because of very little reflected light and the contrast of the surrounding colors. Go to any modern movie theater today and the screen will be silver or white. But when the image is projected the darkest parts of the image will look black as coal. for objects that are black, it is simply a color that reflects very little light.

But an absence of light will appear black to us. In that regard it is not a color. The black in a light-less room or or the night sky is the black of the absence of color. So whether the black we experience is a color or the absence of color depends on the source of the blackness.
#198 to #195 - gnegg (05/12/2014) [-]
Soooo... You googled about the topic, said I was right and wrong at the same time, then proceeded to write basically exact the same thing as I did?
#200 to #198 - mrpotatofudge ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Don't you question my actions
User avatar #219 to #3 - dsgbiohazard (05/12/2014) [-]
The same people who say black isn't a color will also say pink isn't a color.

Though I do love the color brown.
#339 to #3 - havockwzy ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I came up with azul... which is blue in portuguese so technically im sort of correct
I came up with azul... which is blue in portuguese so technically im sort of correct
User avatar #96 to #3 - asmodeu (05/12/2014) [-]
There are so many you can barely count them.
There's #ffcc00 , and there's #354d7c and of course there is always #dadbaf for those who like more washed out colors.
User avatar #362 to #96 - thinegame (05/12/2014) [-]
#31fa5e
... ****
#117 to #3 - frankwest (05/12/2014) [-]
I thought of Mahogany. I like Mahogany.
User avatar #182 to #117 - lamadrama (05/12/2014) [-]
CUZ U MAHOGAY!!
User avatar #321 to #117 - faimbot (05/12/2014) [-]
Because my porn answer gave you wood?
User avatar #187 to #117 - popnotes (05/12/2014) [-]
Mahogany is a wood. Not a color.
#158 to #3 - mrbjaecon (05/12/2014) [-]
what about cyan?
User avatar #159 to #3 - makomirocket (05/12/2014) [-]
cyan, the colour its written in
User avatar #337 to #159 - faimbot (05/12/2014) [-]
***** i just seen an opportunity for a sex joke, i aint tryna be all detective up in this bitch.
User avatar #313 to #3 - froggets (05/12/2014) [-]
I hope you're then talking about the skin color brown, because if there is any other type of brown in your porn, you might be watching some ****** weird ****
#10 to #3 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
Opal? Fuchsia? Ruby? Gold?
#16 to #10 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
We're talking basic colors. When you start getting into the more specific shades of color, it's a slippery slope from Fuschia to things like Midnight Orangutan
#33 to #16 - gemleonn (05/12/2014) [-]
I've been laughing at 'Midnight Orangutan' for wayyy longer than I'd like to admit
I've been laughing at 'Midnight Orangutan' for wayyy longer than I'd like to admit
User avatar #34 to #33 - misticalz (05/12/2014) [-]
You just admitted it ******
#153 to #34 - nosensephenom (05/12/2014) [-]
And he didn't like having to do that.
User avatar #223 to #16 - pyromanicturtlez (05/12/2014) [-]
Would you count indigo as a basic colour?

I mean it's recognised as one of the actual colours of the rainbow.
Also **** this goddamned U.S Dictionary, I can spell colour and recognised however the **** I want.
User avatar #340 to #223 - dawdawdwa (05/12/2014) [-]
seeing as I had to google what the 'indigo' color looks like, I would go with a resounding no on that.
#20 to #16 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
Fine, then how about Brown?
#141 to #20 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
Read comment #3 again
#82 to #10 - xxmemosxx (05/12/2014) [-]
Cyan
User avatar #61 to #10 - brrigg ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
***** you gay.
#29 to #3 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
Gray v grey debate go.
User avatar #45 to #29 - Ruspanic (05/12/2014) [-]
grAy in America, grEy in England (and other English-speaking countries)
User avatar #18 to #3 - Lintutu (05/12/2014) [-]
maroon came to my mind
User avatar #357 to #3 - pocoloco (05/12/2014) [-]
i thought of khaki
#113 to #3 - accountforstripey ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
My first thought was "green".
Needless to say, I feel super smart right now.
#52 - gabemczombie (05/12/2014) [-]
I once saw a girl on facebook gloat about her star wars boxers while making the... Uh. The handsign Spook does. A dude commented about how that was from Star Trek to which she replied that they were the same thing.
I once saw a girl on facebook gloat about her star wars boxers while making the... Uh. The handsign Spook does. A dude commented about how that was from Star Trek to which she replied that they were the same thing.
#364 to #52 - splitalterego (05/12/2014) [-]
Use the force Kirk.
User avatar #269 to #52 - Tirex (05/12/2014) [-]
Set phasers to spook.
User avatar #78 to #52 - dharkmoswen (05/12/2014) [-]
Spock* and it's the Vulcan salute.
#145 to #52 - kampi ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
> "Spook"
#137 - envinite (05/12/2014) [-]
Boys with eyes<33333
#231 to #170 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
#110 - klick ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Some of these I can attribute to brain farts ie Morning Sunset  But some of these....people had time to THINK and RESPOND.
Some of these I can attribute to brain farts ie Morning Sunset But some of these....people had time to THINK and RESPOND.
#277 to #110 - techjoker (05/12/2014) [-]
"brain farts" - my new favorite phrase.
User avatar #327 to #277 - jsereturns (05/12/2014) [-]
I ****** hate that phrase.
#53 - uselessstories (05/12/2014) [-]
RIP in peace bread race.
RIP in peace bread race.
User avatar #370 to #53 - wtfduud (05/12/2014) [-]
Does anyone have the disgusted buckteeth face?
#118 to #53 - anon (05/12/2014) [-]
U mean ROT in peace?

Get ready to be part of the contents. [spoiler] RIP = Rest In Peace. [/spoiler]
#47 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
okay for someone who is less than *briefly counts on fingers* 13 years old. this is an reasonable thing to consider.

9/11 inquiry, would give gold star
User avatar #54 to #47 - kustomforce (05/12/2014) [-]
i actually don't know if that's the reason the number for ther police is 911
User avatar #67 to #54 - garin (05/12/2014) [-]
Simplicity to dial. On older phones where you had to turn the dial I would say 9 was so you defiantly wanted to dial and the 1's for speed.
User avatar #379 to #67 - defiantly (05/15/2014) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely."
User avatar #380 to #379 - garin (05/15/2014) [-]
I did indeed, but if you want to defiantly turn the dial, you can do that as well. Thanks for the correction.
User avatar #280 to #67 - buttinspecter ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Good point. Along with 911, there's 411 for information and 611 for phone repair.
User avatar #307 to #280 - Mushinoiki (05/12/2014) [-]
Broken phone? Better use my broken phone to call a repair man.
User avatar #97 to #67 - daentraya (05/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. It had bothered me that it couldn't have been 9/11 but the whole number similarity has been bugging me.
I also don't know **** about american history, as all i have ever picked up on it has been bits and pieces outside of school. It makes me feel a lil dumb when these posts come around
User avatar #122 to #97 - broswagonist (05/12/2014) [-]
It was the other way around. The date 9/11 was picked to match the number, for irony. Because terrorists have a sense of humour.
User avatar #98 to #97 - garin (05/12/2014) [-]
Don't worry mate, it happens.
User avatar #62 to #54 - nyxeos (05/12/2014) [-]
*hint* The number has been 911 in the US since 1968, and was used universally across the U.S. and Canada mostly by the 1970s, and definitely by the 1980s. Bonus fact: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada was the first to use an emergency number in North America in 1959, although they adopted the British 999 before later converting to 911.
User avatar #252 to #47 - edgecutter ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm more concerned about the fact that you have 13 fingers.
#121 - Stan Marsh (05/12/2014) [-]
How do penises fit into each other lol
How do penises fit into each other lol
#214 to #121 - thewulfman (05/12/2014) [-]
Some guy in **** posted a video of two guys actually doing that. I could only watch about 30 seconds of it. To anyone who thinks the idea might be hot, it's not. It looked so wrong...
#279 to #214 - Stan Marsh (05/12/2014) [-]
That image you put into my head. oh god
That image you put into my head. oh god
User avatar #146 to #121 - NoXV ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
But seriously, how do gay people know whose penis will open up to accept the other's?
User avatar #148 to #146 - Stan Marsh (05/12/2014) [-]
They sword fight with their members and the losers penis opens up for them.
User avatar #335 to #148 - homoexplain (05/12/2014) [-]
yes this is tru I can confirm
User avatar #375 to #335 - Stan Marsh (05/13/2014) [-]
I believe this phenomenon is known as a whoreoff
#127 - BraindeadBuddha (05/12/2014) [-]
Chill out, she's estimatingg.

Man, that comp. was a good laugh all the way through.
#314 - bugsyblitzkreig (05/12/2014) [-]
Boys with eyes
#116 - thelizardlord ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
People please, take the educated perk
#367 to #116 - disembodiedlord (05/12/2014) [-]
TFW level 4 is required for the Educated perk.
#41 - seanbeanaway (05/12/2014) [-]
How is a comma gonna help that grandpa one? Only uses I could think of: And yes I am going to include the bad grammar

"at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him, ****** a man tonite is gonna suck"
"at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him ****** a man, tonite is gonna suck"
"at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him ****** , a man tonite is gonna suck"

Okay I get that he should have divided the sentence in some way, but it would still be about his grandpa or himself having to have sex with a man and not feeling great about it.
#46 to #41 - FiddySpense (05/12/2014) [-]
" ****** a, man tonight is gonna suck"

****** a > ****** ass > ****** wack.

#48 to #41 - paranoidweazle (05/12/2014) [-]
"at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him, ****** a man, tonite is gonna suck"

some people like to say " ****** a" (pronounced "eey")
User avatar #64 to #48 - nyxeos (05/12/2014) [-]
This is why us Canadians spell it "eh"
User avatar #81 to #41 - braddlesxp (05/12/2014) [-]
its the first one, but when it says " ****** a man" "it means " ****** ahh man."
Like ahh mannn.. ****
User avatar #134 to #41 - Tyfighter (05/12/2014) [-]
It should read like this "At the hospital and my grandpa is still sick and I have to watch him. ******** , man! Tonight is gonna suck.
#183 - quintonsword (05/12/2014) [-]
I can relate.
I can relate.
#173 - Deavas (05/12/2014) [-]
how do the penises fit into each other   
what a great question   
care to answer that for us, zahnrad?
how do the penises fit into each other
what a great question
care to answer that for us, zahnrad?
User avatar #180 to #179 - Deavas (05/12/2014) [-]
im being sarcastic mot
clearly you dont know who zahn is
User avatar #174 to #173 - zahnrad (05/12/2014) [-]
Docking.
#175 to #174 - Deavas (05/12/2014) [-]
indeed
indeed
User avatar #5 - roguetrooper (05/11/2014) [-]
Ehhh, the Ben Franklin thing's not too bad, seeing as he's on money with a bunch of presidents.
#272 - senorfrog (05/12/2014) [-]
Failed calc by a couple of points today, felt retarded, then I read this. I'm gonna be just fine now.
Failed calc by a couple of points today, felt retarded, then I read this. I'm gonna be just fine now.
User avatar #322 to #272 - spceinvdr (05/12/2014) [-]
I failed spanish, and will be failing piano tomorrow because of a recital. Im a senior
#289 to #272 - Orc (05/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** I nearly failed speech.
User avatar #40 - ragingbrony (05/12/2014) [-]
Depending on how old the person is, I could understand thinking that the police line 911 was made because if the event. It was a pretty iconic even that had a huge part in the overall increase of attempted security, and being that it was 13 years ago now, some people will have grown up with 9/11 being before they were even born.
#323 to #40 - AresX (05/12/2014) [-]
Oh 			****		.
Oh **** .
User avatar #275 - DeathKnight (05/12/2014) [-]
TBH the Ben Franklin one isn't THAT far-fetched...to be fair, he IS on our currency where every other person HAS been a president, so I can see why that confusion could take place.

Everything else though......heeughhh...
User avatar #302 to #275 - repostforlife (05/12/2014) [-]
the one with cookies&cream icecream took so long for me to notice the mistype, and to be honest I felt it wasn't THAT bad. that icecream is the creation of god after all
#199 - drunkengnome (05/12/2014) [-]
>Boys with eyes
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