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#3 - grimfuck (01/07/2016) [-]
Uber driver did this to me the other night even though he has the gps thing on and in front of him.

I was too drunk to communicate "make a right at the light, im at the end of the block"
So I just said, "Heres good" and stumbled out of the car.
User avatar #20 to #3 - carlonord (01/08/2016) [-]
I hope you understand that Uber is basically Kidnapping: The App.
User avatar #23 to #20 - grimfuck (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm not worth it. They just charge my card and drop me off at the location as if it was a taxi ride.
User avatar #26 to #23 - carlonord (01/08/2016) [-]
Yes, that's how it is supposed to be used, but you know what? It could also be used to take someone VERY VERY easily.
User avatar #27 to #26 - grimfuck (01/08/2016) [-]
Especialy if you get people who dont check the licence plate number and ask drivers name.
They see the uber sticker in the window as it pulls up and jump on in.

I'm not sure how hard it is to sign up as a driver either, but I asume its easy as I get a million emails from them asking me to sign up.
User avatar #29 to #27 - carlonord (01/08/2016) [-]
It is easy, honestly I like the idea of the app, but we all know that there will be people who abuse it as its way too easy to abuse.
User avatar #5 - mrwalkerfour (01/08/2016) [-]
the accordian one doesnt work if you stick a photo of a ******* accordian behind it
User avatar #32 to #5 - runescapewasgood (01/08/2016) [-]
accordion to you at least
User avatar #10 to #5 - iqequalzero (01/08/2016) [-]
Did for me. Probably helps that its the very first word so you havent gotten into what the text means yet.
User avatar #6 to #5 - bobthecrop (01/08/2016) [-]
I still didn't notice it until I read it twice.
User avatar #7 - beastkenten ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
B-but I always put nexflix on when a bro comes over.
User avatar #30 to #7 - deroderpderp ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I knew a guy who always said he wanted to netflix and chill with his boyfriend.
The best part is: He didn't know what that meant, and his boyfriend ******* hated sex jokes and **** like that.
#14 to #9 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
>Not Neflix-and-Chilling with your best bro
>Not accepting the brotein
User avatar #15 to #14 - brotein (01/08/2016) [-]
It's always a good snack in between binge watching
User avatar #16 to #15 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Plus, it helps your gains.

If that guy had a bro, he'd know.
User avatar #17 to #16 - brotein (01/08/2016) [-]
Ya. Sometime I have four or five bros over and they all share their brotein with just me. It's great
#12 - joemand (01/08/2016) [-]
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**joemand rolled image** mfw at "tentacle beast"
#24 to #12 - luderix (01/08/2016) [-]
Sweet roll dude..
User avatar #2 to #1 - crixuz [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
I wish I could **** a banana...
#18 - leirontorch (01/08/2016) [-]
Why not 6 miliion sins?
User avatar #19 - captainkilljoy (01/08/2016) [-]
Why does everyone on Tumblr want to cry?
User avatar #21 to #19 - goldendarknessx (01/08/2016) [-]
Because they use Tumblr.
User avatar #22 to #19 - lotengo (01/08/2016) [-]
Because they are dying
User avatar #25 to #19 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Same reason nobody on Fj has sides anymore
#11 - masteroffj (01/08/2016) [-]
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**masteroffj rolled image**Actually if you repent number of sins is irrelevant nice try satan.
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#4 - borderlandsexplain ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
WHY ARE THUMBS FALLING ON MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!
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