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User avatar #11 - lavitts (05/12/2014) [-]
Okay everybody!
Time to role for your power!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:Random
User avatar #612 to #11 - ashinylatios ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I think i hit the jackpot: Cartoon Physics! powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics
#608 to #11 - gisuar (05/13/2014) [-]
self combustion
User avatar #591 to #11 - IamKingNothing (05/13/2014) [-]
Light empowerment
#572 to #11 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
elasticity... Oh well, might as well go get mah dick sucked
#567 to #11 - Lordvain (05/13/2014) [-]
The user has access to the power and abilities of the Gods and Goddesses of Norse mythology and Germanic mythology.

**** Yes Iam god incarnate.
#566 to #11 - sienofenda ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation So i can keep living through my young years forever? More fj and internet for me yey
User avatar #556 to #11 - madzombiie ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
i opened one didnt know what it did and opened another, got powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Portal_Creation and powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Materialization pretty badass
User avatar #552 to #11 - blubblub ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Iron sand manipulation

Goddamn useful m8
#562 to #552 - olizandri (05/13/2014) [-]
i couldn't agree more.
User avatar #544 to #11 - hokeymon (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aeromancy


Air future reading. The only thing I can use is my farts.
User avatar #541 to #11 - siq (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Chi_Manipulation

Users are able to control chi that has been tainted by negative energy a.k.a evil. Due to this, they gain access to powerful dark abilities and forces that are able to give the user incredible power. However, the user's force of will, compassion, and sanity are all lost due to being over taken by evil. However, in return for what has been lost, the user becomes a powerful force to reckoned with.

awyiss
User avatar #539 to #11 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (05/13/2014) [-]
adaptive regeneration
everytime i get hurt i heal faster
User avatar #533 to #11 - realreality (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plains_Adaptation ....I am Khal Realreality, I will rape your women, I will make your children my slaves and I will give my son the Iron Chair. As stars as my witness, this is my promise.
#531 to #11 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
************* Image subjrction bitches! unlimited porn of everything!( plus other cool stuff)
User avatar #529 to #11 - iamaniceperson ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Comic Narration
The user can manipulate reality by making comic books. The characters, actions, speech, etc will happen in real life. This can also affect characters that the user has not created. For example, if the user makes a comic of their friends becoming superheroes, their friends will suddenly become superheroes. The user will be affected as well if they draw a comic of themselves.

**** YEAH, I HAVE EVERY POWER!
User avatar #525 to #11 - catchamp (05/13/2014) [-]
I AM ALMOST ALL POWERFUL FEAR ME
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Embodiment
User avatar #514 to #11 - studsper (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quintessence_Force
Users of this ability will be able to generate their own energy instead of always depending on the energy around them. The energy produced can be utilized for a number of uses such as enhancing their own physical or mental attributes to superhuman level or above
Pretty sweet I must say.
User avatar #512 to #11 - northleech ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation
I can manipulate sloth? You guys are soooo under my command.
#511 to #11 - csakat (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Aura   
   
" The power to generate an aura of fear. Sub-power of Fear Manipulation, variation of Emotion Aura. "
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fear_Aura

" The power to generate an aura of fear. Sub-power of Fear Manipulation, variation of Emotion Aura. "
#509 to #11 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Cartoon Materialization.
User avatar #503 to #11 - greenbob (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Creation

The most 'MERICA power ever made.
Oh, the posibilities.
User avatar #502 to #11 - talonhalfstar ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Aura

I can strengthen myself by feeding on the emotions of pride and arrogance I amplify in others within my range of influence.
#564 to #500 - rdobet (05/13/2014) [-]
My first thought on reading that link was honestly the Green Lanterns.
More specifically this.
greenlantern.wikia.com/wiki/Ion_Entity
User avatar #479 to #11 - sonnyboii ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Self combustion
User avatar #475 to #11 - bunt (05/13/2014) [-]
**** yeah I actually got Captain America's powers
#452 to #11 - AZQ (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Embodiment   
   
What's that? I'm up against an omnipotent? Well too bad, becasue I will myself to victory. I can never lose at anything ever. I can prevent you from ever winning.    
   
 also useful for internet arguements
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Embodiment

What's that? I'm up against an omnipotent? Well too bad, becasue I will myself to victory. I can never lose at anything ever. I can prevent you from ever winning.

also useful for internet arguements
User avatar #451 to #11 - bgskamikaze (05/13/2014) [-]
************ Conclusion Dominance
User avatar #450 to #11 - kasperscar (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Creation_Magic

AWWWW SHIEEET.

Also Called
Construction Magic
Capabilities
The users of this power can utilize powerful spells which can create anything out of certain materials or magical energy. This user can create anything in any shape or form even with any kind of materials or even entities.

Applications
Creation
Beast Creation
Constructs Creation
Elemental Constructs
Elemental Entity Creation
Formulated Blasts
Associations
Magic
Limitations
May not be able to use this magic if their magical energy is depleted.
What the user can create is limited by their magical power.
User avatar #449 to #11 - vortexrain (05/13/2014) [-]
Chastity Inducement.
#446 to #11 - joancod ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Narrative Teleportation   
Yep, that fits with me. Now to Middle Earth bitches.
Narrative Teleportation
Yep, that fits with me. Now to Middle Earth bitches.
#436 to #11 - iamcraig ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Sand Manipulation
Aww yiss
User avatar #420 to #11 - whtkid ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering

I can change reality to whatever I want... I will make a reality where everyone wears only one shoe!!!
#415 to #11 - squeejee ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I got almighty object...
#412 to #11 - unclejungle (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nether_Physiology
So Basically I can be a ******* Lich. **** that **** . I'm going to be a Dark-Honored Undead Paladin.
#402 to #11 - savioranonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insanity_Projection
I'm totally okay with this,
"The user can alter reality by projecting their own insanity into reality. Their madness will come to life, distorting reality in unpredictable ways. The more crazier they are, the more reality is changed. The user can drive others mad as a result."
Just like Sheogorath
User avatar #392 to #11 - asslickingood (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Aura
Madness Aura
The ability to generate a field of madness around the user. Sub-power of Madness Manipulation, variation of Effect Field Projection and Aura Generation. Coll...cool cool cool
#381 to #11 - hewhoepicfails (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption   
I can literally steal anyone's power, including the power of omnipotence, and render the poor bastards into weaklings. So if you have omnipotence or some 						****					, not anymore!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorption
I can literally steal anyone's power, including the power of omnipotence, and render the poor bastards into weaklings. So if you have omnipotence or some **** , not anymore!
#379 to #11 - ironsoul ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Manipulation
The ability to permanently grant or remove powers, age manipulation, and healing? Sign me up!
User avatar #378 to #11 - anonimperiumreturn ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Disease Acceleration?!
User avatar #376 to #11 - theexplodingcheez (05/13/2014) [-]
I think I got the best one.
Society Manipulation
"The user of this power can control different kinds of societies and their belief systems and their cultures. When powerful enough, the user can affect entire countries of society, though they can also control smaller groups such as fan clubs, organizations an such."
Uses:
>Mass Mind Control
>Can manipulate cultures
>Can effect what society sees as right or wrong
I am God.
User avatar #375 to #11 - sadisticsalmon (05/13/2014) [-]
Almighty Link, it basically gives me every power and the ability to take powers away from everyone else, so **** YOU GUYS. I'm taking your powers
User avatar #360 to #11 - ichigoblue (05/13/2014) [-]
Homo Magi Physiology
The power to be a human able to wield Magical powers. A magical variation of Human Physiology. Not bad
User avatar #358 to #11 - psychoticcaleb (05/13/2014) [-]
I got the one above all....SUCK IT
User avatar #357 to #11 - jyggalag (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Generation
so that means I´m a main character in an action movie?
User avatar #354 to #11 - arstya (05/13/2014) [-]
Weather manipulation.

Not bad...I think rain is in the forecast.
User avatar #341 to #11 - flambenobunaga (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh sweet, I guess I'm a firebender...
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Attacks
User avatar #334 to #11 - randomgirrafe (05/13/2014) [-]
Manipulate Flowers

Meh im ok with it.
User avatar #326 to #11 - sweetbutteryjesus ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Reversed vocifery *********** !
The opposite of what I say comes true.
Let me try this out: Admin will not buy every user a pony.
User avatar #321 to #11 - alexthebest (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Inducement

My superhero name will be: The Cock Blocker
#318 to #11 - places (05/13/2014) [-]
I am a ******* magical vampire that will not sparkle in the sunlight bitches. Fear me. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystic_Vampire_Physiology
#314 to #11 - maousama (05/13/2014) [-]
Or could it be because i'm almost a 						*******					 God Mr. Ross   
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul    
Holy 						****					 literally    
Nigh Omnipotence: Wielders will receive multiple, high-level abilities with the power level depending on experience and personal ability.   
Creation: Power to create anything and everything from nothing.   
Destruction: Power to destroy anything and everything.   
Portal Creation: Create portals to almost any destination.   
Psionic Manipulation: User can utilize every single power of the mind including:   
Telekinesis: Possess "Transcendent" level telekinetic abilities that will allow:   
Energy Manipulation: Can generate/manipulate any form of energy.   
Matter Manipulation: Can generate/manipulate any form of matter.   
Space-Time Manipulation: Can control the space-time continuum.   
Resurrection: Revive fallen allies.   
Superpower Manipulation: The power to control and manipulate all extraordinary/supernatural abilities.   
Known Users:   
Zelda (Legend of Zelda:Skyward Sword)   
Kratos (God of War)   
Dovahkiin (Skyrim); has the soul of a dragon, indirectly a son of the dragon god Akatosh
Or could it be because i'm almost a ******* God Mr. Ross
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Soul
Holy **** literally
Nigh Omnipotence: Wielders will receive multiple, high-level abilities with the power level depending on experience and personal ability.
Creation: Power to create anything and everything from nothing.
Destruction: Power to destroy anything and everything.
Portal Creation: Create portals to almost any destination.
Psionic Manipulation: User can utilize every single power of the mind including:
Telekinesis: Possess "Transcendent" level telekinetic abilities that will allow:
Energy Manipulation: Can generate/manipulate any form of energy.
Matter Manipulation: Can generate/manipulate any form of matter.
Space-Time Manipulation: Can control the space-time continuum.
Resurrection: Revive fallen allies.
Superpower Manipulation: The power to control and manipulate all extraordinary/supernatural abilities.
Known Users:
Zelda (Legend of Zelda:Skyward Sword)
Kratos (God of War)
Dovahkiin (Skyrim); has the soul of a dragon, indirectly a son of the dragon god Akatosh
#305 to #11 - werfingflammen (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hellcat_Physiology
I can turn into a giant flaming tiger straight out of hell who can control Ice and Fire.
#324 to #313 - werfingflammen (05/13/2014) [-]
We'd make one hell of a team.
We'd make one hell of a team.
User avatar #325 to #324 - cmilanes (05/13/2014) [-]
could seriously make a movie or anime about it.
#304 to #11 - obxgamer (05/13/2014) [-]
I will take it. Earth Bending sounds awesome!!!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Manipulation
#301 to #11 - mrfop (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

Well, I posses total control of the universe. If you'd all kindly **** off to a different one, that'd be great guys.
User avatar #299 to #11 - cmilanes (05/13/2014) [-]
mine's pretty cool. I get to turn into all-powerful demon and back into a human whenever i want. I would use my evil to rid the world of other evil; but it slowly consumes me... unless someone is there to pull me out of the darkness :o
#297 to #11 - oneupforme ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Come one, come all. I shall make your weapons. They will be great. They will be sharp. They will be overpriced. But that's okay, because you will have a sword.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geokinetic_Blade_Construction
The ability to create bladed weapons of any type of earthen material. Variation of Elemental Blade Construction and Terrakinetic Constructs.
#290 to #11 - suckmyfunnyjunk (05/13/2014) [-]
>Pain detection   
   
Oh boy, now I can tell when someone is hurt   
   
Yippee!   
   
 What happened to your knee, did you fall over?
>Pain detection

Oh boy, now I can tell when someone is hurt

Yippee!

What happened to your knee, did you fall over?
User avatar #283 to #11 - chaosbob (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Manipulation
TFW same power as girl in the comic
User avatar #281 to #11 - kotos ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Serqekinetic Entity Creation I make acid monsters

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serqekinetic_Entity_Creation
#268 to #11 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #266 to #11 - leafonthewind ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
event negation bitches
I can make things unhappen
I could unspill all that chocolate milk
#253 to #11 - niketheassassin (05/13/2014) [-]
Holy-Fire Embodiment 						****					 yeah
Holy-Fire Embodiment **** yeah
User avatar #248 to #11 - greycatmon ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Pollution Breath. I really should brush my teeth more often.
User avatar #246 to #11 - williamhowardtaft (05/13/2014) [-]
Party inducement. That's actually pretty dope.
User avatar #224 to #11 - camerel (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Physiology I dont really like being undead... i guess its cool, but im a zombie..
User avatar #214 to #11 - oxymoronking (05/13/2014) [-]
ENERGY ATTACKS ************
User avatar #212 to #11 - talosknight (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Mastery

"The user can create any form of life (human, animal, plant, supernatural monsters, so on) and control them to do their bidding, when the creatures are no longer useful, the user can annihilate them instantly. They can also revive extinct creatures (Dinosaurs, etc), give life to fictional ones (Dragons, Werewolves, etc.), and potentially create whole armies."



Yussss
#200 to #11 - ieatsand (05/13/2014) [-]
Omnimalevolence.... I like it
#198 to #11 - tehcashew (05/13/2014) [-]
Clown Physiology. Y'all ****** now
#197 to #11 - liamdurf ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I am now a dark lord. I shall be known as: LORD MOLDYBUTT!
#194 to #11 - dbBlues (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking   
WHAT THE 						****					 IS THIS NONSENSE?!    
						*****					 I ALREADY HAVE THAT GODDAMN POWER!   
I don't even want to go outside.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking
WHAT THE **** IS THIS NONSENSE?!
***** I ALREADY HAVE THAT GODDAMN POWER!
I don't even want to go outside.
#193 to #11 - arkanios (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Embodiment


"The user acts as the physical manifestation or personification of a reality and possesses absolute dominion over it, allowing any and all desires to be achieved. A common method of becoming the embodiment of reality is by fusing with it._"

I become God itself and control any and everything. **** , it even goddamn says that if I'm destroyed, all of reality may collapse with me.
#192 to #11 - elreydenada (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ink_Manipulation

Oh, God, no. Not like this guy on my left... Although it also seems rather cool. I like anything that is "manipulation".
#191 to #11 - homodachi (05/13/2014) [-]
milk transmutation   
i have the power to turn everything into milk   
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Transmutation
milk transmutation
i have the power to turn everything into milk
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Transmutation
#553 to #191 - lastsamurai (05/13/2014) [-]
look like he's saying "wat da **** "
#609 to #553 - mutantunicorn (05/13/2014) [-]
more like inhale daaa ****
User avatar #184 to #11 - lavitts (05/13/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ!
I go to get groceries and come back to 70 ******* replies.
User avatar #164 to #11 - giantdad (05/13/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2 - Walking in the Air Air walking, nothing new to me
User avatar #161 to #11 - thisiskevinhanian (05/13/2014) [-]
Blood armor
User avatar #159 to #11 - ZalgotheImminent (05/12/2014) [-]
Aura Mimicry.

Oh.
User avatar #149 to #11 - drakevil (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_Embodiment
The ability to become the embodiment of contagion.
_
"Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer."_
User avatar #144 to #11 - articulate ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
"Enhanced Bite"
User avatar #141 to #11 - thewickedgoose (05/12/2014) [-]
healing waters,
but it could be worse
#139 to #11 - agentdoubleohio (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Merging "The ability to utilize Supernatural Powers and Abilities in combination of physical combat." do you know what this means
User avatar #137 to #11 - shumdek ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Mother. ******* . Shadow Magic. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Magic

Awww yeah
User avatar #131 to #11 - Darianvincent (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity So I'm basically The one above all. Neat
#130 to #11 - nuclearnacho (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leaf_Projection

I feel like this would be surprisingly useful in everyday life.
User avatar #127 to #11 - maxdoom (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
"The power to form an allegiance willingly or not with one or more companions. "

Companion Allegiance! Now I can finally have friends by forcing people!
#115 to #11 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Magical Entity Physiology

Not really sure but I think this is awesome?

#112 to #11 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
I got this, and i gotta say its pretty ******* overpowered.
Seriously i can do absolutely anything, someone is immortal? I can just say ''that guy is immortal'' and bam hes not immortal anymore, then i just say ''that guy is alive'' and BOOM hes dead!
#114 to #112 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Actually **** that, i could just say someone has a power and they suddenly don't have it anymore, i am literally invincible.
#110 to #11 - novicem (05/12/2014) [-]
Elemental Manipulation so I am pretty rare. THis makes me like the avatar or a jedi but to a much better extent.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Manipulation
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User avatar #106 to #11 - TIMsAyWhAt (05/12/2014) [-]
this one is pretty cool i guess powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Reversal
User avatar #102 to #11 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Omniverse Manipulation
#97 to #11 - AbcDenny ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absorbing_Replication

Awesome, I can work with this!
#77 to #11 - bohemianblasphemy (05/12/2014) [-]
Animal Magic

Time to live my childhood
User avatar #76 to #11 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
Cosmological Force Manipulation: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation

Not bad. Not bad at all.
#71 to #11 - akranosh ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Divine Combat
Kneel before me!
User avatar #70 to #11 - daringdestiny (05/12/2014) [-]
Energy State
The ability to enter a state via natural energy or through another force, which allows the user to access a new-found level of power and allows the user to channel that power into vast levels of cosmic energy. So i have the avatar state
User avatar #69 to #11 - letmetouchyourboob (05/12/2014) [-]
i can use powers of any Maya god/goddess.
i am totally okay whit this.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mayan_Deity_Physiology
User avatar #67 to #11 - happycrazyperson (05/12/2014) [-]
huh, mine is sort of what I guess her is
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_World_Manipulation
"Users can control the darkest areas of the mystical world and every aspects of the shadow world from elements to mythical beasts. Darkest areas that hold ancient secrets, mysterious creatures, legendary powers that no one of the mortal planes can comprehend. " sounds pretty cool :o
#66 to #11 - tomthehippie (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Troll_Physiology   
   
so... I can kinda hulk out, but stay in control?   
   
not bad.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Troll_Physiology

so... I can kinda hulk out, but stay in control?

not bad.
User avatar #65 to #11 - stratt (05/12/2014) [-]
Precognitive dreaming
dont people already kinda do that?
User avatar #64 to #11 - crimzonsoulreaper (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Prime

Ey, 100 years old and the stamina of a 20 year old? Awesome!
#63 to #11 - lellone (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Punishment   
prepare for the shrekoning
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Punishment
prepare for the shrekoning
#59 to #11 - megafranco (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plane_Physiology

you know for how long I wished to have this power
#54 to #11 - mrsiggesu (05/12/2014) [-]
GOt an angel soul, wut
#53 to #11 - kalimah ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Breath
Somehow i feel like this would fit me
< my catch phrase
User avatar #50 to #11 - kloudianorici (05/12/2014) [-]
I have destroyed everything in the Universe with my power.
I bring the Apocalypse.
I win.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over
User avatar #40 to #11 - ScottP (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

So basically I'm unstoppable unless someone has the Absolute Defense. I shall call myself "Newton's Third Law"
User avatar #39 to #11 - necroticperson (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Whip_Generation

I can live with this. It's even slightly relevant.
User avatar #35 to #11 - hyeroshi (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal

Jesus Christ this power is awesome. It might not work on skeletons and super human mollusk people, but at least I can debone chicken wings and ribs with ease.
User avatar #34 to #11 - uwbymannen (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity
I just got a power which I already have and will never have a use of.
User avatar #32 to #11 - meganinja (05/12/2014) [-]
Omni Negation.

"The user is able of negate and nullify every concepts, powers, universal definitions, laws and boundaries making the user to be immune to everything and anything. Advanced users can also induce or give others the ability to be immune to some things."

Can't touch dis
User avatar #36 to #32 - meganinja (05/12/2014) [-]
So basically I'm invincible, and I can also negate laws of physics, such as Newton's laws, and cause massive destruction.
#30 to #11 - samxdaxman (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation
So basically, I can undo all y'all ******* superpowers. Or just become a god of sorts and watch **** go down in my own little world.
#578 to #28 - instalation (05/13/2014) [-]
I got that one too.
I got that one too.
User avatar #24 to #11 - thinkwithportals ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
i got enhanced instincts
#23 to #11 - deathofnight (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_Physiology   
Awww yea son, Imma create a whole planet full of kittens that stay young forever.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Entity_Physiology
Awww yea son, Imma create a whole planet full of kittens that stay young forever.
User avatar #78 to #22 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
son of a BITCH. I wanted that. That is ten times better than this: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation
User avatar #80 to #78 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
your **** looks pretty cool too man. but its just me and meiverona now
User avatar #81 to #80 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm willing to be your guys' Lieutenant General or some **** .
User avatar #82 to #81 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
hell im up for that. if there are no objections to it by meiverona then welcome aboard
User avatar #83 to #82 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
We better hope no one gets the planet destruction power.
User avatar #84 to #83 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
we can deal with them easily before we have a problem
User avatar #86 to #84 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
What about Cosmic Entities? They can just ******* go, "No, **** you, you're a part of my being. Imma **** your **** up."
User avatar #87 to #86 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
well wait. if they are cosmic entities then they have the whole ******* cosmos under their control. im sure we can strike a deal with them so that we can own earth
User avatar #88 to #87 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
True. There's also the possibility of them saying no. But then again, we got ************* Cthulhu on our side. Just call the Old Gods, they're almost cosmic entities. All of them should be able to destroy a cosmic entity.
User avatar #89 to #88 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
hell yes. we shall conquer these cosmos one planet at a time
User avatar #90 to #89 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
And then, one universe at a time! CTHULHU RIL'YEH. ******* love Cthulhu and H.P. Lovecraft.
User avatar #92 to #90 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
i was describing hp lovecraft to this girl in class and she started reading some passages online and she flipped **** cause she had some dream that it reminded her of.
User avatar #94 to #92 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
She's probably a chosen one. Organize an orgy to praise the great Old Ones.
User avatar #95 to #94 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
not a bad idea actually. shes pretty good looking
User avatar #98 to #95 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
Listen to this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j893OnQrd6w&feature=kp
it's a good song.
User avatar #99 to #98 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
i shall have my minions transcribe this into a war song
User avatar #101 to #99 - dragonicangel (05/12/2014) [-]
Just listen to the album that song is from. The album is, "The Cthonic Chronicles".
User avatar #124 to #101 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
oh i will
User avatar #167 to #124 - meiverona (05/13/2014) [-]
Late to the convo, but hell to the yeah dragonicangel can be a General.

Gods always need righthand minions!
User avatar #43 to #22 - meiverona (05/12/2014) [-]
Time to team up at take everything by storm?

This is a calling!!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
User avatar #108 to #43 - asumfuck (05/12/2014) [-]
I got you bro don't worry about it powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Erasure
User avatar #169 to #108 - meiverona (05/13/2014) [-]
Side with us, and reap the rewards!
User avatar #170 to #169 - asumfuck (05/13/2014) [-]
$20 and you got a deal.
User avatar #171 to #170 - meiverona (05/13/2014) [-]
$15 and a shiny badge
#176 to #173 - meiverona (05/13/2014) [-]
The badge will be made of a collection of nipples dipped in glitter.
User avatar #46 to #43 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
damn im kinda jealous. but **** yes. ill take them by sea you take them by land. we own this world now
#48 to #46 - meiverona (05/12/2014) [-]
ONWARDS!! TO VICTORY!!!
User avatar #113 to #57 - legolego (05/12/2014) [-]
love me some good questionable content
User avatar #123 to #113 - bigfootluke (05/12/2014) [-]
god i love qc
User avatar #17 to #11 - amata (05/12/2014) [-]
I got preemptive adaptation, which is the ability to predict threats and develop powers to defend against them before they occur. These all seem really OP, even for superpowers.
#16 to #11 - meitemark ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
freckin Omnipotence
The user is beyond causality, logic and reason, and can achieve absolutely anything without any limit or condition, including the conceptually impossible, like "bigger than infinity," "smaller than zero," or even both at the same time.
Get on my level
#519 to #16 - adamks ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Make a rock so big that you can't move it?
User avatar #387 to #16 - britexplain ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I'm like you, but better!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Manipulation

Capabilities
The user can achieve fundamentally impossible feats on a whim, and freely redefine what's possible and impossible. This ability may be either derived from some highly transcendent powers, or simply exist without much of a cause. With it, the user can shape reality, metaphysics and causation with but a thought, and ignore all rules like they didn't exist at all.

Applications (general)
Omnipotence
Omnipresence
Omniscience
User avatar #168 to #16 - veryevilmen ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I can't get on your level but i can bring you down to mine. I'm hoping power deactivation would make you a retard. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Deactivation
User avatar #143 to #16 - dsendz (05/12/2014) [-]
jackpot
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Bolt_Projection
now, where can I find a coin
User avatar #128 to #16 - Maroon ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Protogenoi_Physiology

You know everything, I AM everything. Suck my diiiiick.
User avatar #255 to #128 - evilpapagali (05/13/2014) [-]
What you're talking about is omniscience, not omnipotence. Also, your power is nothing compared to mine.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation
User avatar #312 to #255 - Maroon ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
The more people reply to this thread the more I realize all the powers on that wiki are retarded and stupidly OP
#132 to #128 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
''You are everything''
You're nothing.
User avatar #133 to #132 - Maroon ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Well, the second statement undid your first. And I'm pretty sure if you made someone with the power I rolled not exist, it would erase all of existence.
#135 to #133 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
So i can destroy aboslutely everything? Cool.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Maroon ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
And now you can't. Suck my diiiiiiiick part deux
User avatar #154 to #136 - jiboia (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Luck#comm-151677
You faggots talking about your ****** powers, with my luck i might take your powers for myself then amplify them.
User avatar #155 to #154 - Maroon ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can't luck into becoming the fabric of the universe bud. That seems more like a "can do anything that's physically possible" type of power.
User avatar #157 to #155 - jiboia (05/12/2014) [-]
''Users are special existences, blessed with luck so great it bends the very structures of reality, constantly rearranging them to their advantage. This allows users amazing success in all activities and aspects of life, to surpass the most impossible odds and defeat the most unbeatable opponents.''
U wot?
User avatar #158 to #157 - Maroon ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I dunno, I feel like luck needs to have some kind of context otherwise it's just stupid. I don't see how it makes sense for the fabric of the universe to be completely destroyed and recreated because it's slightly convenient for one asshole.
User avatar #160 to #158 - jiboia (05/12/2014) [-]
It is stupid, whoever designed that power has no idea what the the word overpowered means.
User avatar #162 to #160 - Maroon ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Plus it's like the laziest power ever. Since everything just works out for the hero, there's never any real conflict or effort required from him.
User avatar #165 to #162 - jiboia (05/13/2014) [-]
True, i could do absolutely anything with no consequences.
#138 to #136 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Why not?
All i did was type something on a computer, i never said anything.
#126 to #16 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery   
''You are omnipotent''   
Get 						*******					 rekt m8
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
''You are omnipotent''
Get ******* rekt m8
#606 to #126 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
#569 to #554 - meitemark ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
thx bro
thx bro
User avatar #555 to #554 - ponieskilledmyacc (05/13/2014) [-]
Also known as Buzzkilling.
User avatar #443 to #126 - sadisticsalmon (05/13/2014) [-]
I have the most awesome one of all time, called almighty link, I have everypower and can link to others powers, even take them away
User avatar #374 to #126 - jpv (05/13/2014) [-]
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
It is a sub power of omnipotence, therefore he is truly invincible and unchangeable by others, unless he desires it not to be.
User avatar #125 to #16 - bjornkrage (05/12/2014) [-]
well, i think that beats having auxillary organs.
#13 to #11 - siriuslygrim (05/12/2014) [-]
Atomic Manipulation 						************					. I am confirmed OP!
Atomic Manipulation ************ . I am confirmed OP!
User avatar #14 to #13 - lavitts (05/12/2014) [-]
But that means you're also a faget.
#12 to #11 - sirpostie (05/12/2014) [-]
Well, I'm happy
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