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#2 - xXCorpitoXx
Reply +132
(05/12/2014) [-]
#540 to #2 - thedarkestrogue
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(05/13/2014) [-]
to be honest, solar powered night vision would be really useful. It would charge all day and you'd have night vision at night.
Do people not realize solar panels and **** store the energy before use?
#585 to #540 - becauseoprahsaidso
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(05/13/2014) [-]
but I never go outside how will I charge?
#586 to #585 - thedarkestrogue
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(05/13/2014) [-]
get a friend who's superpower is emanating light rays at low intensities.
#390 to #2 - hewhoepicfails
Reply +13
(05/13/2014) [-]
The ability to eat anything, but everything will taste like **** and **** will taste like dark chocolate.
#362 to #2 - ipartywithpedobear
Reply +1
(05/13/2014) [-]
the ability to answer any question related to gender studies.

#345 to #2 - pickstar
Reply -4
(05/13/2014) [-]
The power to replicate powers with blood as a medium.
So if I eat or touch or be near your blood I get your power.

Get omnipotence, erase original omnipotent dude, make myself king
#588 to #345 - penileburglar
Reply 0
(05/13/2014) [-]
You've completely missed the point of 'useless' super powers.
#333 to #2 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
#203 to #2 - thatonesouthernkid
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(05/13/2014) [-]
a healing factor, but it only heals small cuts and bruises and i can't regrow lost limbs. BUT, my hair can grow back almost immediately after it's been cut.
#204 to #203 - thatonesouthernkid
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(05/13/2014) [-]
as well as my fingernails.
#79 to #2 - pootismang
Reply +21
(05/12/2014) [-]
Shooting hot dogs out of your eyeballs could solve world hunger.... 0/10 not useless enough.
#19 to #2 - captainrattrap
Reply +28
(05/12/2014) [-]
The ability to see only OC on funnyjunk but only after it's been reposted or posted for the first time.