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User avatar #540 to #2 - thedarkestrogue (05/13/2014) [-]
to be honest, solar powered night vision would be really useful. It would charge all day and you'd have night vision at night.
Do people not realize solar panels and **** store the energy before use?
User avatar #585 to #540 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/13/2014) [-]
but I never go outside how will I charge?
User avatar #586 to #585 - thedarkestrogue (05/13/2014) [-]
get a friend who's superpower is emanating light rays at low intensities.
#390 to #2 - hewhoepicfails ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
The ability to eat anything, but everything will taste like **** and **** will taste like dark chocolate.
User avatar #362 to #2 - ipartywithpedobear (05/13/2014) [-]
the ability to answer any question related to gender studies.

User avatar #345 to #2 - pickstar (05/13/2014) [-]
The power to replicate powers with blood as a medium.
So if I eat or touch or be near your blood I get your power.

Get omnipotence, erase original omnipotent dude, make myself king
User avatar #588 to #345 - penileburglar (05/13/2014) [-]
You've completely missed the point of 'useless' super powers.
#333 to #2 - CIS White Male (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #203 to #2 - thatonesouthernkid (05/13/2014) [-]
a healing factor, but it only heals small cuts and bruises and i can't regrow lost limbs. BUT, my hair can grow back almost immediately after it's been cut.
User avatar #204 to #203 - thatonesouthernkid (05/13/2014) [-]
as well as my fingernails.
#79 to #2 - pootismang (05/12/2014) [-]
Shooting hot dogs out of your eyeballs could solve world hunger.... 0/10 not useless enough.
User avatar #19 to #2 - captainrattrap (05/12/2014) [-]
The ability to see only OC on funnyjunk but only after it's been reposted or posted for the first time.
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