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vvardenfell [OP](02/20/2015) [+] (4 replies)
NUMBAH 3 HERE! : funnyjunk.com/Comic+strips+comp+3/funny-pictures/5460593/
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cezand (02/20/2015) [-] If you do not understand the 2nd TF2 one: The Sniper has a bowel problem which means he pisses blood.
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dbBlues (02/20/2015) [-] Yeeee spy. You know exactly where dat milk comes from.
Spy would recognize a drop of dat milk if it were hidden in a gallon of skim.
Spy knows the taste of dat milk better than the back of his hand.
Spy has a Ph.D in the field of dat milk.
Spy would recognize a drop of dat milk if it were hidden in a gallon of skim.
Spy knows the taste of dat milk better than the back of his hand.
Spy has a Ph.D in the field of dat milk.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] Merci mon ami
also i got ze question! I'm very new to TF2 by new i mean i did not touch the game gonna wait to play with my sister, but i saw some about like 15 detailed videos on how to play a espion spy in french like trickstab how to act as a spy like disguise escape..etc..
do you think that makes me rdy to go as spy for my first time with the knowledge i got to how to play as a spy with my walkthrought? videos is by misterpaladin on youtube
cuz a lot of people tell me to not play as spy as first time in tf2 but in my opinion if you play as spy you learn from the mistakes and what not was wondering what your take on that
also is there a way to get free items in tf2..i heard crates that drops if u play minium for 10 hours but i look it up u need to buy keys so is not that free
i also heard of achievement weapons like for spy class is that a upgrade of a weapon or just purely cosmetic
also final question I'm thinking to get the...black rose but the thing is i hear is from a game called valiant heart on steam but it gives u malware is it confirmed that it does? cause i dont wanna risk my computer over a tf2 item
also i got ze question! I'm very new to TF2 by new i mean i did not touch the game gonna wait to play with my sister, but i saw some about like 15 detailed videos on how to play a espion spy in french like trickstab how to act as a spy like disguise escape..etc..
do you think that makes me rdy to go as spy for my first time with the knowledge i got to how to play as a spy with my walkthrought? videos is by misterpaladin on youtube
cuz a lot of people tell me to not play as spy as first time in tf2 but in my opinion if you play as spy you learn from the mistakes and what not was wondering what your take on that
also is there a way to get free items in tf2..i heard crates that drops if u play minium for 10 hours but i look it up u need to buy keys so is not that free
i also heard of achievement weapons like for spy class is that a upgrade of a weapon or just purely cosmetic
also final question I'm thinking to get the...black rose but the thing is i hear is from a game called valiant heart on steam but it gives u malware is it confirmed that it does? cause i dont wanna risk my computer over a tf2 item
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schnitzelwagen (02/21/2015) [-] Weapons drop randomly, so all you need is patience. Crates drop too, but you can send those straight to the garbage unless you want to buy keys and make Gaben even richer than before.
About the spy-thing: I don't think just watching the videos is enough. You have to make experience for yourself, to get a feel for how players behave, how they act when they realize you're there (it's always good to know when it's time to get outta there), what parts on what map you can travel through without encountering too many other people and that you can use to sneak around, and also the parts of the map where you know that players won't pay attention to their backs most of the time.
The weapons you get from the achievements are not cosmetic.
And lastly: Never underestimate the power of the revolver. I see way too many spies running around with their knifes only, and then failing miserably because of that. You can just shoot people with low health instead of running after them while trying to stab them in the face, or when they're too far away to catch up, or pyros that definetly know you're there before they get close.
About the spy-thing: I don't think just watching the videos is enough. You have to make experience for yourself, to get a feel for how players behave, how they act when they realize you're there (it's always good to know when it's time to get outta there), what parts on what map you can travel through without encountering too many other people and that you can use to sneak around, and also the parts of the map where you know that players won't pay attention to their backs most of the time.
The weapons you get from the achievements are not cosmetic.
And lastly: Never underestimate the power of the revolver. I see way too many spies running around with their knifes only, and then failing miserably because of that. You can just shoot people with low health instead of running after them while trying to stab them in the face, or when they're too far away to catch up, or pyros that definetly know you're there before they get close.
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] Also, black rose is gotten from playing one full game of Alliance of Valiant Arms.
It doesn't give malaware, the item is just a reskin of the default knife. BUT a tradeable version is EXTREMELY expensive and is worth a dick ton. That person you heard it from wanted to "take the blow" I'm guessing and is trying to scam you in game.
And you should always play many games as spy. But learn other classes.
5 Spies help no one. Even if the spies are good.
It doesn't give malaware, the item is just a reskin of the default knife. BUT a tradeable version is EXTREMELY expensive and is worth a dick ton. That person you heard it from wanted to "take the blow" I'm guessing and is trying to scam you in game.
And you should always play many games as spy. But learn other classes.
5 Spies help no one. Even if the spies are good.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] thing is my laptop is ****** by ****** i mean i have to find 90s game so it will work fallout 3 game of the year edition work no problems is a miracle cuz is a ****** awesome game and there is no lag but basically i got a window 7 intel hd graphics with 4 GB memory and i3 so like fancy games like bioshock infinity i cant play it so i wonder if i can even play valliant heart I know nothing of comp spec
also what do you mean by the ''that person you hear it from wanted to take the blow'' part are you referring to the game giving malware? cuz is on every steam review of it,and yes i know is cosmetic but it looks awesome
also what do you mean by the ''that person you hear it from wanted to take the blow'' part are you referring to the game giving malware? cuz is on every steam review of it,and yes i know is cosmetic but it looks awesome
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] A steam review.
Said that the black rose gave Malaware?
Wow.
I have the Black Rose and I have no issues at all.
I thought you heard it from a friend and he was going to offer to take any tradeable black rose you have, to make a massive profit.
AvA is simple enough to run. Do the tutorial and try to play the first bot match and you get your Knife.
Said that the black rose gave Malaware?
Wow.
I have the Black Rose and I have no issues at all.
I thought you heard it from a friend and he was going to offer to take any tradeable black rose you have, to make a massive profit.
AvA is simple enough to run. Do the tutorial and try to play the first bot match and you get your Knife.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] NO NO NO you got it wrong i meant the game valiant heart when u download it on vapor of air get it steam top kek the game install a form of hack check program that gives you malware
also you said black rose is worth a lot is there a form of currency in tf2? cuz from my guides it doesn't say it
also you said black rose is worth a lot is there a form of currency in tf2? cuz from my guides it doesn't say it
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] Tradeable Black Rose was worth 10 keys last time I checked (10 keys being 10 x 2.50$ so 25$.)
But an achievement non-tradeable version is as nonexpensive as any other item.
The Hackshield is to stop you from hacking (And the game is Alliance of Valliant Arms. A game Steam has achievements for. i doubt Valve promotes a game that destroys your PC)
And TF2 currency is "metal"
Scrap metal. Reclaimed Metal and Refined Metal.
Check on backpack.tf for item value. 3 Refined makes a hat.
The value of the currency is following: Scrap, Reclaimed (Rec), Refined (Ref), Keys, Buds (Extremely rare Earbuds made for Mac Players when the game was released on Mac.) You do not get scrap from playing. Use two items in crafting and it makes a scrap.
3 scraps make a Reclaimed, 3 rec make a ref.
And then you use Ref to buy a key off of someone, and use keys to buy buds off of someone.
But an achievement non-tradeable version is as nonexpensive as any other item.
The Hackshield is to stop you from hacking (And the game is Alliance of Valliant Arms. A game Steam has achievements for. i doubt Valve promotes a game that destroys your PC)
And TF2 currency is "metal"
Scrap metal. Reclaimed Metal and Refined Metal.
Check on backpack.tf for item value. 3 Refined makes a hat.
The value of the currency is following: Scrap, Reclaimed (Rec), Refined (Ref), Keys, Buds (Extremely rare Earbuds made for Mac Players when the game was released on Mac.) You do not get scrap from playing. Use two items in crafting and it makes a scrap.
3 scraps make a Reclaimed, 3 rec make a ref.
And then you use Ref to buy a key off of someone, and use keys to buy buds off of someone.
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] Sidegrades, for example, The Coniviers Kunai gives health on kill, but you start off with less health.
No item is directly better than another. Everything is good or bad depending on your playstyle.
(Which answers your first question, those videos show them how they are good. You are different.)
And items drop. Hats drop rarely.
That person who you heard it from is either ignorant, never played it, or is an asshole.
No item is directly better than another. Everything is good or bad depending on your playstyle.
(Which answers your first question, those videos show them how they are good. You are different.)
And items drop. Hats drop rarely.
That person who you heard it from is either ignorant, never played it, or is an asshole.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] oh the drop thing.......To be honest i heard it from nobody i just googled ''how to get free item in tf2'' then it show up a wiki page of co creates or something
but are you telling me that free items just randomly drop in tf2? like lets say if i want the ..spycicle and L'etranger i can get it for free? cuz that be awesome
also i just had a moment of realization what the point of even buying hats/costume if you can't even see it for yourself? i mean in heroes of the storm (a MOMBA blizzard game) when you buy skins you can see it
but in tf2 if you got hats and like fancy clothes you can't see it only others can so..what the point, buying weapons i can understand that, it gives some effects and it looks different others i don't get it
but are you telling me that free items just randomly drop in tf2? like lets say if i want the ..spycicle and L'etranger i can get it for free? cuz that be awesome
also i just had a moment of realization what the point of even buying hats/costume if you can't even see it for yourself? i mean in heroes of the storm (a MOMBA blizzard game) when you buy skins you can see it
but in tf2 if you got hats and like fancy clothes you can't see it only others can so..what the point, buying weapons i can understand that, it gives some effects and it looks different others i don't get it
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] It makes you fancy.
The community developped a "If you have no hats, get out F2P noob!"
And all that. I presonally like how my characters look.
And some hats are worth more and can get you expensive items like an Australium Rocket Launcher.
And items randomly drop. You will play then "dun duuuuuun" "You have found a new weapon".
But not expensive items Like the above mentioned Australium. Just "unique" (Normal) items.
The community developped a "If you have no hats, get out F2P noob!"
And all that. I presonally like how my characters look.
And some hats are worth more and can get you expensive items like an Australium Rocket Launcher.
And items randomly drop. You will play then "dun duuuuuun" "You have found a new weapon".
But not expensive items Like the above mentioned Australium. Just "unique" (Normal) items.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] I keep hearing from the net intern that like...tf2 is a fun and lighthearted community , is tf2 run by girls who like to go shopping on the mail or something? people gonna judge you by your optional customization...clothes instead of your skill?
that like if people in wow only judge you not by the gear you got but the gear you transmoged
pls tell me the community won't hate me just cuz i don't have hats or costumes nor do i want to buy some
also is there a fj tf2 servers?
that like if people in wow only judge you not by the gear you got but the gear you transmoged
pls tell me the community won't hate me just cuz i don't have hats or costumes nor do i want to buy some
also is there a fj tf2 servers?
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] If you have a hat, any hat, you will be ignored and judged by skill.
Having any of the Achievement hats or no hats at all, people will think you're new and will believe you have no skill.
They are fun once you get a hat.
And the FJ server exists, but it's the same default game modes.
Having any of the Achievement hats or no hats at all, people will think you're new and will believe you have no skill.
They are fun once you get a hat.
And the FJ server exists, but it's the same default game modes.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] what is the fj server? how can i reach it..and what you mean by default game modes
also like you are saying i should get minium a hat so people will show me respect? i feel like is a public highschool the more branded clothes you got the more respect u will get
also do people respect u if u only got 1 hat or u need chest clothing and accessory 2 as well
Also umm you seem like descent person, will you mind if we played tf2 sometimes i never played it waiting for my friend to log on at the same time i want my first time to play with him
also like you are saying i should get minium a hat so people will show me respect? i feel like is a public highschool the more branded clothes you got the more respect u will get
also do people respect u if u only got 1 hat or u need chest clothing and accessory 2 as well
Also umm you seem like descent person, will you mind if we played tf2 sometimes i never played it waiting for my friend to log on at the same time i want my first time to play with him
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dehnoobshow (02/20/2015) [-] Think of it as society.
Wear clothes and they respect you.
Not more expensive items and they respect you even more,
just. Something.
Generally, people shut up and play.
Just saying. You'll stop any possible ******** by paying money to get one hat, or crafting one.
And my Steam username is "Sensual Erotic Shade of Purple" with a picture of a Working Joe from Alien Isolation.
I don't have a working mouse yet though.
And I don't remember the IP. But think of any game mode you can play easily, and that's the modes they play, not special "modded" game modes like Deathrun or Prophunt.
Wear clothes and they respect you.
Not more expensive items and they respect you even more,
just. Something.
Generally, people shut up and play.
Just saying. You'll stop any possible ******** by paying money to get one hat, or crafting one.
And my Steam username is "Sensual Erotic Shade of Purple" with a picture of a Working Joe from Alien Isolation.
I don't have a working mouse yet though.
And I don't remember the IP. But think of any game mode you can play easily, and that's the modes they play, not special "modded" game modes like Deathrun or Prophunt.
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alphagex (02/20/2015) [-] I get it you got a ironic name that represent 50 shade of grey that or you got that weird net vibe,then again I'm used to it by now
Also I don't want to sound like a baby or anything..but could you help me maybe sometimes like some tips how to play or be a better spy, i mean i saw the video but more advice always help You don't have 2 if u don't want 2
also i added you on vapor of air I'm the predator of death with profile pic of orange mask
Also I don't want to sound like a baby or anything..but could you help me maybe sometimes like some tips how to play or be a better spy, i mean i saw the video but more advice always help You don't have 2 if u don't want 2
also i added you on vapor of air I'm the predator of death with profile pic of orange mask
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scandalouszander (02/20/2015) [-] That gif always makes me so sad... I mean look at spy face when he's trying to give him the coffee/hot chocolate its just crushed and he's trying SO DAMN HARD I mean scout is just being a prick
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thejudgingmoose (02/20/2015) [-] In the Chosen Undead's defense, Priscilla is ******* sexy.
She could hunt my life any day, knomasayin'?
She could hunt my life any day, knomasayin'?
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bronyfluttershy (02/20/2015) [-] That jarate throwing sniper better watch out wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b2/Heavy_domination18.wav?t=20110320053124
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evilpapagali (02/20/2015) [-] Well, that only plays when the heavy dominates the sniper, and if you're a sniper being dominated by a heavy, you won't be sending anyone to spawn.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] Re-release of the game is coming out soon I am pretty hype for it. New enemy placements will bring back that first play-through feel to it.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] Yeah I knew that much I just didn't pay attention to the release date. Well **** me I guess I've been under a rock. Just another thing to add to my seemingly endless game list for this year.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] Yeah I'll buy it on the ps4 since all I got is my laptop at the moment. I am going to go ahead and assume it is being sold at full price? If so I have the very real problem of deciding between The Order 1886 and Dark Souls 2 Revisited: Darker Souls.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] Yeah I feel the same way even though I have been keeping up with The Order for a long time. How much did they add that is new mechanically? I am curious I knew they tweaked a few things but I don't have any details on hand.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] No I meant for Dank Souls. Sorry I didn't specify that very well in my previous comment.
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namenotallowed (02/20/2015) [-] Oh well those sound like some pretty decent ones already I'll be sure to do some research of my own. Thanks for the info.
#123
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duvallwhitey (02/20/2015) [-] Because I have a huge breast milk fetish, I give this post.....a thumb
