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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility,
and to keep it from getting sunburned,
he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
If you were a gentleman you' d lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
If you weren' t so ugly,
it would lift itself."