Comeback burn. . A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A wom
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Comeback burn

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility,
and to keep it from getting sunburned,
he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
If you were a gentleman you' d lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
If you weren' t so ugly,
it would lift itself."
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Submitted: 10/16/2013
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User avatar #1 - Lintutu (10/16/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well that was rather rude on his end. She obviously wanted the D
#8 - inuyuru (10/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He then went on to create this drink.
#12 - anonymous (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
She asked him to show her his penis, why the **** did he respond like that?
User avatar #13 to #12 - HardyUndertook (10/17/2013) [-]
apparently she was ugly
#16 - bertyhell (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The woman wasn't satisfied and kept around
the man fell asleep because of the hot sun
when he woke up he was in the hospital
The woman was next to him sitting in a chair
"what happened" he asked
well i really wanted to see what was under the hat
it was a little bird sleeping in its nest
i started to stroke it, and it woke up and spit in my face
so it set its nest on fire.
#20 to #16 - Keoul (10/17/2013) [-]
"So it set its nest on fire"   
Does this man ejaculate fire or some 			****		?
"So it set its nest on fire"
Does this man ejaculate fire or some **** ?
#5 - nuclearderp (10/17/2013) [-]
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#2 - jabone (10/16/2013) [-]
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#30 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
I think we all know what happened next in the real world.

Ugly whale calls the police and reports indecent exposure and sexual harassment. Sues for 100,000 dollars in damages.
#24 - commandershit (10/17/2013) [-]
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#14 - altairtheassassin (10/17/2013) [-]
**altairtheassassin rolled a random image posted in comment #100511 at Brony board **

WHat she looked like
#19 - thedaringdingo (10/17/2013) [-]
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