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I BOBBED SOME FUCK BOYS PHONE... HIS DAD
USED SOME FIND MY PHONE APP SHIT, THEY
FOUND ME AND I BOBBED HIS DAD {PHONE TOO.,
3. Phil
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#11 - krasnogvardiech
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User avatar #30 to #11 - DoktorHax
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nice thumbs fagit. i bet u luv our gorious leaders dick for this
#27 to #11 - brothergrimm
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i choose to believe this story. and whoever OP is, he's intense bodyloveing awesome.
i choose to believe this story. and whoever OP is, he's intense bodyloveing awesome.
User avatar #16 to #11 - perfectcomment
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With every fibre of my being, I really, really hope this is true. I want to believe.
#3 - bakinboy
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maximum admindom
#1 - darkpotato
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**darkpotato rolled image** and this is why we need racism lel
User avatar #24 to #1 - mysweetestpoison
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its like a seat out of ass
User avatar #4 to #1 - mrnaanbread
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That would have been the perfect response if Mrs Envelope up there was black.
User avatar #18 - sparkyfetchest
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this person needs to die
User avatar #21 to #18 - schnizel
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All s*
User avatar #66 to #21 - gigamuffin
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Why? What has Addy done to you? Other than these intense bodyloving filters?
User avatar #69 to #66 - schnizel
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I meant to say **** ers
User avatar #25 to #18 - valyn
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Poppy!
#15 - spoopyskeleton
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Good   
   
Going after a smelly monkey requires more skill and time   
   
Rushing one means it will just rob you again   
   
You need to get it in it's sleep
Good

Going after a smelly monkey requires more skill and time

Rushing one means it will just rob you again

You need to get it in it's sleep
#50 to #15 - anon id: 6650ec0f
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its
#52 - docvolto
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Phone rob get back story:
>Have girl-anon friend who's dad is cop
>cop dad is pretty quite and nice but he can get the job done
>One day girl sets her phone down in a store and turns her back for a second
>realizes what shes done and turns to see to beaner kids (boy/girl) running out of the store with her phone
>well ****
>stays calm, knows she cant keep up with them but knows shell get it back somehow
>gets home, explains situation to dad
>cop dad says "mm hmm, lets go to the movies"
>wut
>"you've had a long day, you've earned it"
>so they go to the movies and get settled in
>dad gets up to go get popcorn
>a few minutes pass and cop dad returns with not only a bucket of popcorn, but the two kids who stole her phone
>one of them hands girl her phone and mumbles sorry
>they sit next to cop-dad through the entire film not moving
>after movie he takes them home and explains to their parents what they've done
>turns out parents are bros and punish beaners
>when they get home girl ask how the **** he pulled it off
>dad explains
>he had a gps built into girls phone in case of emergency
>he saw it go to a house in the deep ghetto, then to the movie theater
>when he got up he found the boy with his daughters phone in the bathroom and verbally beat the **** out of him ei; "What the **** is wrong with you?" "I can have you arrested on 17 different charges" ect.
>convinces kid to find his sister and makes them wait with them through the movie or he'll arrest them
TL;DR Girl gets her phone stolen, ends up watching movie with thefts and gets phone back because of cop-dad
#53 to #52 - anon id: 7f66d73a
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#54 to #53 - docvolto
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#67 to #52 - chaosascendingx
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>be me and friend   
>be tipsy af   
>walking around high school at 3 am, we do it often to talk and blow off steam   
>car pulls up beside us   
>two black as **** ******* walk out   
>"Give us what you got'   
>******* reach into our pockets and take our phones   
>One ****** punches my friend in the face   
>They drive off   
>Run to our car and drive to the police station   
>Tell cops what happened   
>We know cars and identify their vehicle and color   
>1 hour later   
>"We got 'em"   
>Get in back of police car and confirm that they have the *******   
>get our phones back   
>go home   
>******* are both in prison on charges of assault, theft and possesion   
>Turns out they were high on drugs too   
mfw their car is easily identifiable and only 1 of 2 in the town   
mfw the cops called our phones and they rang in their pockets   
mfw one of them has a kid and is in jail for 5 years
>be me and friend
>be tipsy af
>walking around high school at 3 am, we do it often to talk and blow off steam
>car pulls up beside us
>two black as **** ******* walk out
>"Give us what you got'
>******* reach into our pockets and take our phones
>One ****** punches my friend in the face
>They drive off
>Run to our car and drive to the police station
>Tell cops what happened
>We know cars and identify their vehicle and color
>1 hour later
>"We got 'em"
>Get in back of police car and confirm that they have the *******
>get our phones back
>go home
>******* are both in prison on charges of assault, theft and possesion
>Turns out they were high on drugs too
mfw their car is easily identifiable and only 1 of 2 in the town
mfw the cops called our phones and they rang in their pockets
mfw one of them has a kid and is in jail for 5 years
#10 - glacerose
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intense bodyloveing admins
#20 to #10 - alexas
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funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga
post ur anime digestive end product here pls i dont wanna see this on my funnyjunk
User avatar #12 to #10 - skrimus
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What the intense bodylove is bodyloveing
User avatar #14 to #12 - kevinator
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f. u. c. k.
User avatar #13 to #12 - skrimus
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God damnit my big tittied mommy
#29 to #10 - fregler
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#2 - include
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#31 - gtfomylawnbish
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We have a society that refuses to look at a real problem. Black people commit a large portion of the crime but we have to pretend like race doesn't matter. Live in an all black neighborhood and see if race doesn't matter.
#38 to #31 - Harkonnen
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Actually, most crime in the US is committed by white people. It's just that police target blacks so they are more likely to be incarcerated
#40 to #38 - gtfomylawnbish
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So white people are just being over looked? Alright, sounds logical. So a woman is raped by a white guy and she calls the police and just says it's a negbro just for the hell of it. Neat.
#45 to #40 - tehoriginalposter
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Insanely that's not to far from the truth. There's a criminological concept called perpetrator bias, in which when a victim isn't sure of the race of the perpetrator or it's ambiguous they are more likely to reconstruct the memory of the event with the perpetrator being a stereotypical offender e.g Black, male, Adolescent. As such they might unintentionally give bias testimony to the police.
User avatar #42 to #40 - Harkonnen
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You dumb bro? Racial profiling against blacks by the police isn't exactly a new idea
#43 to #42 - isonig
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Neither is providing sources.
#57 to #38 - dubator
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User avatar #32 to #31 - respawnhydra
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are we sure this person is black?
#33 to #32 - gtfomylawnbish
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Oh look, found the funny. ^^
User avatar #34 to #31 - Crusader
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SKin colour doesn't matter. Culture that you are raised in does, raise a white kid in the same situation as a black kid and it doesn't matter.

Raise a kid of any race in a poor area where gangs and crime are prevalent, and they will see them as acceptable parts of life.
User avatar #37 to #34 - geffunplz
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It's not the skin colour, it's the cult/tribe/society of that individual
User avatar #47 to #37 - Crusader
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Exactly.

It's nurture that creates crime, not nature.
#35 to #34 - gtfomylawnbish
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I grew up in an all black neighborhood, you have no clue at all what you're talking about. At all.
User avatar #36 to #35 - spearpwi
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Actually try to comprehend what he's saying instead of acting like a victimized little girl. The culture that they are bought up in, which goes back to times when black people were properly discriminated against, is what causes them to be violent and intolerant. Your argument makes no sense what so ever in any other context. Gypsies, for example, are the scourge of my village, they're constantly starting fights, stealing **** and bullying the locals, but the fact they're white isn't the problem. It's their culture. I have loads of black people living around my area as well and all they do is play rugby and act like bros.
#39 to #36 - gtfomylawnbish
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So you've never lived by any "African Americans" in an impoverished neighborhood?
User avatar #46 to #39 - Crusader
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No, I have.

Just like I have lived near white people in impoverished neighbourhoods, and latinos.

And they act the same, just like white, black, latino and asian people in upstanding neighbourhoods.

Saying "blacks commit all the crime" is a statistical bias. In reality, it's that poor people commit most of the crime, and it just so happens that there are a lot of black people in poorer areas.

If black people did commit crimes because of their race, you would have rich and successful black people doing it too, but that's not true.
User avatar #49 to #46 - MrDeadiron
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He never said only or all black people commit crimes.
User avatar #64 to #46 - thatoneiranianguy
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I know I'm a little late to the game but he never said they commit all crime, and I think it's ironic you call that a statistic bias when clearly you have your own bias involved - which resulted in you putting words into his mouth.
#59 to #46 - gtfomylawnbish
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I didn't say all. Now you're just making it up as you go along to fit your agenda. I didn't say whites don't commit crime, again making it up to fit your agenda. I said " Black people commit a large portion of the crime but we have to pretend like race doesn't matter."

I lived in Indy in project housing as a child. In that neighborhood, like every single major US city the black neighborhoods produced most of the crime in the city. Most of the murders, most of the robberies, most of the crime period. 13% of the population makes up 70% of the crime here and in most major US cities its very much the same.

the police started patrolling that neighborhood, frisking everyone and doing random stops. Crime dropped quickly. But the ACLU threatened to sue my city for racial profiling . the city stopped, crime went up again.


Why? Back to my original statement.

" Black people commit a large portion of the crime but we have to pretend like race doesn't matter."


User avatar #68 to #59 - Crusader
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Because race doesn't matter.

If you slowly, over a period of a few generations started weeding the black people out and put white people in their place, the same things would happen.

It's not black neighbourhoods that create the crime, it's poor neighbourhoods. There is a poor neighbourhood near where I live, and police are there just as often as all the other poor neighbourhoods, the only difference? that neighbourhood is almost all white people as compared to the other neighbourhoods that are mixed race or predominantly black.
#70 to #68 - gtfomylawnbish
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Wait, what city. Help me understand how you can come to this conclusion. What city did you live in an all black neighborhood and what white city is just as bad?
User avatar #71 to #70 - Crusader
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Cambridge Ontario.

My grandmother lives at the edge of a low income neighbourhood, that is largely all white people (Portuguese, English, etc) the police are there just as often as the low income neighbourhood near the highschool I attended, which is largely black and arab people.

That tells me one of two things.

Either
A - I happen to live in the one city that goes against your hypothesis, being a rare exclusion.
B - Race doesn't matter, but the environment you grow up in does when it comes to whether or not you commit a crime or not.
#73 to #71 - gtfomylawnbish
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C. you've never dealt with American blacks.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Crusader
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From what I have seen, there isn't much difference between Canadian Blacks and American Blacks.
#75 to #74 - gtfomylawnbish
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that makes sense then. You have no clue at all what you're talking about.
User avatar #76 to #75 - Crusader
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Why not? I've seen American Black people, I've been to the states.
User avatar #61 to #31 - nintendolover
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I've personally always looked at this as a cultural issue. Blacks were spun under different circumstances throughout history and it hasn't been as long as it seems since they gained the rights they have today. It'll even itself out eventually.
#62 to #61 - gtfomylawnbish
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Absolutely, I agree it's a cultural issue. Black skin doesn't make someone a criminal. But part of the culture in the "black community" is a lack of self control and taking what you want. Blacks are not built any different than we are, but the culture that you're not allowed to question is built much, much differently.
User avatar #72 to #62 - Crusader
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But that's not inherently black culture, that's just poor culture.

A black man that's successful doesn't do that kind of stuff, while white people that are poor commit crimes as well.
User avatar #63 to #62 - thatoneiranianguy
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I'm going to be "that guy", but they technically are "built" differently if you want to get down to genetics and bone structure. People are of course all Homo-Sapien, but sub-groups do exist among races. That being said, I agree with you - the race isn't a problem, it's the culture they live under. I've always believed it was a culture problem that coincides with an education problem aswell.
#8 - haseotakaeda
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**haseotakaeda rolled image**

tfw terminal ******** has been reached