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User avatar #1 - pebar
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Fun fact: bankruptcy doesn't relieve you of your student loans.
User avatar #8 to #1 - tealcanaan
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Well ya, since half of them are from the government and all, as well as them giving out more, the government isn't going to let you default.
#103 to #1 - anon id: db7841c4
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It actually is possible for forgiveness of student loans but HIGHLY unlikely...
User avatar #156 to #1 - godtherapist
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In Canada it does.

You can wait 7 years and then file and it automatically is removed. Or if you can prove that paying is a severe financial burden they will forgive it right away.
User avatar #98 to #1 - SirFail
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At least in England we don't have to pay anything back until we earn over 21 grand roughly 25-30K dollarish? and even then we only pay 9% of what we earn over that 21k eg 21100 pounds a year = 9 pounds payment a year and if the debt isn't paid back after 30 years it is wiped and it does not affect your family, only you (also if you die its wiped too). The only problem with our uni system is that you get very little in the terms of loans for rent. Meaning unless you come for a well off family or an incredibly poor one (You get more loan the poorer your parents) then rent is a pain in the ass and you'll need a part time job.
User avatar #7 to #1 - PubLandlord
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Only in the US , in the UK it does
User avatar #2 to #1 - huszti
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that fact wasn't really fun.
#4 to #2 - itscometothis
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I enjoyed it.
User avatar #74 to #4 - assassindash
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You would make a great mean old lady.


"Grandma, the world is going to end from a sun explosion in 75 years."

"HAHA! Ill be dead by then you little ****, enjoy life!"
#6 - leadstriker
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my student loan
#38 - Ulmer
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#11 to #9 - anon id: 03008099
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Why don't I strap on my scholarship helmet and squeeze down into a scholarship cannon and fire off into scholarship-land where scholarships grow on scholarshippies.
User avatar #23 to #11 - rubydude
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but seriously, just put in some effort and look for any and all scholarships that apply to you, theres some weird ones out there, like $100 for being left-handed, $150 for being a girl taller than 6 feet. Ten $100 scholarships is just as good as the one big $1,000 scholarship.
User avatar #145 to #23 - alicorn
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Free money for being a lefty? Thank you based god
#36 to #23 - anon id: 03008099
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Thanks. Same anon here.
#147 to #11 - anon id: 21dfebe4
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i literally got three scholarships after applying no effort to get any scholarships, they just appeared out of nowhere it was awesome
User avatar #50 to #11 - djChives
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What episode was this?
#12 to #11 - LtMcG
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User avatar #55 to #9 - bubbabrent
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There's also Financial Aid, if you don't get a scholarship. I think it's BS how a lot of people go to high schools and present about Scholarships and say that many of them aren't awarded because not many people apply, I applied to so many I lost count and in the end I got $0 for scholarship money.
#104 to #9 - anon id: 806df0f1
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Even if you got hella scholarships and financial aid, you might still be in debt after the higher education. It's not cheap to go to college and it's becoming less affordable every year. There is tuition which is pretty expensive as it is, then there are things you need to attend a certain class, books and maybe even housing. It's pretty bull honky.
User avatar #89 to #9 - enigmaticspirit
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>3.8 gpa
>30 ACT
>2000 SAT
>Varsity sport
Got ******* jack **** scholarships. I was and am ******* pissed. A dude I used to be friends with had much weaker gpa and got a full ride just because he got a few more points on the psat, and I mean only a few. He wasn't in any clubs or anything.
User avatar #126 to #89 - synthane
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If any of that is actually true, which I'm really doubting, then you didn't really look very hard for any scholarships. I got about the same as you grades and tests, but I wasn't in any sports or clubs, and I'm coming out of it with a free college education at just about any college in the country. You've got to actually look for the scholarships is the thing. They don't just get sent to you.
User avatar #153 to #126 - enigmaticspirit
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Yeah, it is true, and I took a ******** of AP courses as well (did very well on tests too). I applied for a reasonable amount of scholarships but just got ****** over by the major ones for no reason. My friend got one of the ones I applied for despite having less and lower everything minus the psat and now has many thousands more a year. But yeah, doubt me, because God forbid a white kid not get a scholarship and have to depend on student loans.
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User avatar #99 to #89 - fuckingtrolls
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K
#132 to #9 - thelastelephant
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>Be me in high school at graduation   
>"We have three hundred scholarships that each and every one of you are eligible for! You're guaranteed to get at least one!"   
>Flip through manual   
>50% are for women, 25% are for minority students   
>I live in a ************* rural town   
>Apply for the ten that I am actually eligible for   
>checkmywhiteprivilege.jpg   
>Don't even get a reply from the places I applied to.   
>MFW
>Be me in high school at graduation
>"We have three hundred scholarships that each and every one of you are eligible for! You're guaranteed to get at least one!"
>Flip through manual
>50% are for women, 25% are for minority students
>I live in a ************* rural town
>Apply for the ten that I am actually eligible for
>checkmywhiteprivilege.jpg
>Don't even get a reply from the places I applied to.
>MFW
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckingtrolls
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Tfw white straight middle class male
User avatar #27 to #10 - captainstinkypinky
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Im a white, straight, middle class male and I got one (actually I received a few, but could only accept one). Just apply for as many as possible, you're going to get something
User avatar #16 to #10 - waitingformydeath
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Seriously, they're handed out like black orphans. I got one just for caddying one summer.
#20 to #16 - anon id: f5921d61
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You sure you didn't do anything else ?
User avatar #158 to #20 - waitingformydeath
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Yes I am you pretentious little ass
#35 to #10 - anon id: 97e6ac0c
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oh no, you have no obstacles holding you back due to your skin colour, sexuality, class or sex! how terrible that you don't get help.
#37 to #35 - Jeff C
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Actually, it's holding me back from getting some ******* help with my education
#105 to #35 - anon id: 806df0f1
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Getting into a good college is actually pretty difficult if you are white, straight and a middle class male. It's bad PR for the college if they only accepted white, straight males even if they happen to be better than the other options, however if a college only accepted a minority group it would be bad PR. Even white people are hating on white people.
User avatar #25 - kouzan
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**kouzan rolls 69** Dubs and everyone gets into college free.
#80 to #25 - sedativechunk
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**sedativechunk rolled image** Still counts.
**sedativechunk rolled image** Still counts.
#84 to #80 - kouzan
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**kouzan rolled image** Since I'm clearly a master at rolling dice, lets try rolling an image.
#121 to #84 - sedativechunk
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**sedativechunk rolls 872** I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my dice rolling trips.
#68 to #25 - afrogeist
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You had one job m8
You had one job m8
User avatar #58 to #25 - digitalfruit
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The lives of desperate poor people were in your hands kouzan
User avatar #69 to #58 - kouzan
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And I got dubs. Just flip one number upside down.
User avatar #71 to #69 - digitalfruit
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good point
#111 to #25 - rustybutttickler
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Guess who just got trips!
User avatar #113 to #111 - kouzan
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**kouzan rolls 049** Not you.
User avatar #114 to #113 - kouzan
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Every bloody time.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kouzan
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Close enough.
#15 - abject
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Pretty ****** up **** for a kid's show.
Pretty ****** up **** for a kid's show.
#34 to #15 - Digitalphear
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Spongebob did a lot of things that pushed boundaries and that's why I love it so much.
#41 to #34 - plumpbooty
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Then you never watched Ren and Stimpy. This doesn't even scratch the surface. Spongebob is hardly original in gross-out closeups.
Then you never watched Ren and Stimpy. This doesn't even scratch the surface. Spongebob is hardly original in gross-out closeups.
#19 to #15 - DeathclawRulez
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Comment Picture
#21 to #19 - thrashtildeath
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That is the greatest face ever. ******* saved. Thank you.
#66 to #19 - whyisitlikethis
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what episode is this from?
User avatar #67 to #66 - DeathclawRulez
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Clams
#57 - catburglarpenis
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University of the people, anyone?

Also, Feels. After returning from 4 years active duty, I've been through a bankruptcy, deportation, foreclosure and a broken engagement as well as being disowned by my whole family. I ended up crawling back to the military battered, beaten and homeless.

Thankfully I had been using my G.I. Bill the whole time so I was close to a degree so... ROTC helped me out and I'll be re-entering as a Army officer for a pretty significant raise.

Awesome to the max.
#115 to #57 - envinite
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At least you know what to do.
#116 to #57 - iatedub
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Butter bar? Hopefully you can read a goddamn map correctly.

Protip, don't act like you know every goddamn thing when/if you get deployed they will haze the ever living **** out of you, mock you, and never listen to a goddamn thing you say.
User avatar #152 to #116 - catburglarpenis
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I don't plan on being a know-it-all. I plan on being a "servant leader". I'm just happy to be back in.

What's going to be funny is them sending me back through Army boot on my request as an extracurricular, because I've been scoring close to 300 on their physical fitness tests and I'm probably going to get 300 before I go. When I'm smoking kids half my age in Army boot looking scary ripped from my homeless days + Army muscle, they're gonna be like "You used to be Navy?!"
#124 to #116 - anon id: 97ac8d1c
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Found the E-1
#133 to #124 - iatedub
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Nope, was going to join, but got injured. Was going to try and complete RASP to become a 75th Army Ranger.. But just never panned out for me. Have a ****** up back now. Father, uncle as well as many cousins are however have served, or are currently serving in multiple branches of the Military, I was going to be following in my father and uncles footsteps to become a Ranger.
User avatar #135 to #116 - alucord
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I ******* hate land nav.
User avatar #136 to #135 - iatedub
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So that means you should automatically thumb me down for making a joke that is common in the US Military?
User avatar #137 to #136 - alucord
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OH NO, SOMEONE MEAN ON THE INTERNET GAVE ME NEGATIVE ELECTRONIC MEANINGLESS CURRENCY!
User avatar #138 to #137 - iatedub
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STOP HURTING MY FEELINZ YOURE TRIGGERIN ME

But seriously, are you in the military?
User avatar #139 to #138 - alucord
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working on it.
User avatar #140 to #139 - iatedub
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What branch and MOS?
User avatar #141 to #140 - alucord
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Army, haven't had to choose yet.
#142 to #141 - iatedub
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You in good shape? If you want to put your body through hell and come out a better man, go in on a 11x option 40.

User avatar #157 to #142 - alucord
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I'm a bit like you actually.I have lots of family, some of which are rangers.
I got in the military but skimmed past some medical issues.
I'd like the Ranger qualify at some point, but not so much infantry.
#85 to #57 - dronenortle
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#123 to #117 - dronenortle
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I'm not going to be that guy who thinks because he is a certain rank i'm going to **** on others, I am however going to kick back, do what I got to do and be good at it and get paid double while I'm at it.
#39 - mikepetru
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What an honor to get my content reposted by one of the most famous faggots on this site.

www.funnyjunk.com/College+in+a+nutshell/funny-pictures/5005951/
#45 to #39 - economicfreedom
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User avatar #18 - lemoron
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I pay 0$ for tuition and only half my room and board, rest is covered by FAFSA loan... I got lucky
User avatar #56 to #18 - bubbabrent
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SCREWQ loans, you have to give money back PLUS interest. GRANTS are what you want.
User avatar #59 to #56 - lemoron
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yeah, I'm using the full FAFSA grant as well, also, I'm taking the loans for the sole purpose of building credit, I'll have less than 20 grand to pay back at the end of my bachelors
User avatar #28 to #18 - capinsquiggles
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You do know that "loan" means lending, you have to pay it back
User avatar #29 to #28 - lemoron
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yes, I know... common sense, I just don't have to pay it NOW as it's subsidized
User avatar #31 to #29 - capinsquiggles
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Not really paying $0 for tuition though
User avatar #32 to #31 - lemoron
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yes, I have a full four year scholarship, tuition paid for
User avatar #30 to #29 - lemoron
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well, interest doesn't accrue anyway, and I still don't have to pay it now either way
User avatar #43 to #30 - trolljunkusa
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you're going to have to pay it, and in this job market, you're gonna have fun doing so. Hope you picked a good degree!
User avatar #44 to #43 - lemoron
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yep sure am, doing astrophysics, and I'm paying less than 20 grand after the 4 years
User avatar #46 to #44 - trolljunkusa
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Have fun with that job market lololol
User avatar #47 to #46 - lemoron
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don't care about money, I'll be doing what I want
User avatar #72 to #47 - capinsquiggles
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I've lived below the poverty line my entire life, and now I'm going to be adding university debt on top of that to try to dig myself out, doing what you want or not, you will learn to give a **** about money if you want to do anything in this society
User avatar #48 to #47 - trolljunkusa
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You say that now, but then life takes a fun twist.
#64 to #48 - anon id: f5466d99
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What a pathetic comment
User avatar #49 to #48 - lemoron
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probably, but I'll be fine, always have been
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#63 to #61 - spazzin
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>26k
***** I'm only getting 5k
User avatar #62 to #61 - TheFixer
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shut up you ******* leech