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#7 - bizengaust (12/27/2013) [-]
I think we are ignoring the real issue....Aprils boobs are way smaller then in the original cartoon
User avatar #72 to #7 - warioteam (12/27/2013) [-]
if they were that size then the artist would receive a lot of flak.
#111 to #72 - jsrf (12/27/2013) [-]
not if we air it in japan......
User avatar #85 to #7 - yourfutureson (12/27/2013) [-]
Then what in the original comic?
#5 - cweepew (12/27/2013) [-]
mfw 18 and 19 year old people are still teenagers
#10 to #5 - bann (12/27/2013) [-]
legally you're an adult at 18 (US) or whatever the law says...I don't think 19 year olds are not considered adults by law anywhere.
#20 to #5 - oxYKellark (12/27/2013) [-]
What on earth are you trying to say here?
#31 to #5 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm from europe and were much bigger sluts so teenagers are mostly llegal
#61 to #5 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
this my face as well sine it only applies to humans
User avatar #96 to #5 - kirkbot (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #5 - lyiat ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Teenage is the period between Puberty and the Age of Majority (which is 18 in most countries). You cease being a teenager, legally, the moment you become a legal adult.
#26 to #24 - badassmcfister (12/27/2013) [-]
noun: teenager; plural noun: teenagers; noun: teen-ager; plural noun: teen-agers

1.a person aged from 13 to 19 years.
User avatar #38 to #26 - lyiat ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Whee. I can do that too.

Adolescence (from Latin adolescere, meaning "to grow up")[ is a transitional stage of physical and psychological human development that generally occurs during the period from puberty to legal adulthood (age of majority). This is also known as the** teenage development period.**
#128 to #38 - badassmcfister (12/29/2013) [-]
Teenage development period... Oh! Like a portion of being a teenager, but not the entirety of your teenage years. So that would mean... teenager in my comment is still correct, and that your definition of teenager is still wrong(as it's the definition of adolescence). So, what point were you trying to make?
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#27 to #24 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
Legally speaking you're never a teenager and you never stop being a teenager because the law never recognizes the word teenager. Rather legally you're a minor and dependent until you're 18 at which point you legally become an adult.
The word teenager is purely used to refer to the ages 13-19 and literally means no more and no less than just that.
However due to 13-19 being the commonly accepted time between when puberty starts and ends it has come to largely refer to a demographic that is just beginning to mature.
#105 to #24 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
>implying you can't be a teenager and an adult
teenager describes age while adult describes maturity, you uneducated ****
#22 to #5 - respectyourmom (12/27/2013) [-]
jesus christ dude i thought i was going to have to point this out to them... thank you for doing so already
#67 to #5 - captainp (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm almost 25 and I still feel like an teenager.
User avatar #60 to #5 - naldibesti (12/27/2013) [-]
i always understood it as this: if your age ends with "teen" then you're still a teenage. That would make eighTEEN and nineTEEN year old people still teenagers
#76 to #60 - jazzyietheferret (12/27/2013) [-]
You know "teen" is 10, don't you?
User avatar #77 to #76 - naldibesti (12/27/2013) [-]
No, I didn't know that, but that is really just irrelevant
#78 to #77 - jazzyietheferret (12/27/2013) [-]
No knowledge is irrelevant.
User avatar #80 to #78 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Somewhere, there are things.
User avatar #79 to #78 - naldibesti (12/27/2013) [-]
in this particular argument it is
#82 to #79 - jazzyietheferret (12/27/2013) [-]
Open your mind, calm your spirit and let's be friends.
User avatar #65 to #60 - guto (12/27/2013) [-]
this make sense
#18 - nighthawxx (12/27/2013) [-]
It looks like mikey left something with her
#11 - kveykva (12/27/2013) [-]
I thought she was Donnie's girl
User avatar #94 to #11 - thesinful (12/27/2013) [-]
Do you have the other 3 versions?
User avatar #124 to #94 - kveykva (12/28/2013) [-]
i do if you'd like them
User avatar #97 to #11 - wonderlandman (12/27/2013) [-]
in the original comics i believe she got with Raphael
User avatar #51 to #11 - deathdiedead (12/27/2013) [-]
Was this supposed to give me a feel?

because i got one
User avatar #56 to #51 - mrgreatnamess (12/27/2013) [-]
#70 to #56 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
>baseless assumptions
#73 to #70 - mrgreatnamess (12/27/2013) [-]
>stalking anon
User avatar #125 to #51 - kveykva (12/28/2013) [-]
it was the only sad donnie pic i had it was a little overboard tho wasnt it
User avatar #62 to #29 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/27/2013) [-]
For the hundredth time, it's a midget
#69 to #29 - paraigon (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW i realize i watched too much hentai
#104 to #29 - unicornslut (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 to #104 - pwnigator (12/27/2013) [-]
It's a hobbit.
User avatar #110 to #29 - jsrf (12/27/2013) [-]
Is that frodo?
User avatar #8 - pepemex (12/27/2013) [-]
>Sex with a teenager
Actually, for most of mankind's history, THAT was the norm.
#98 to #8 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
I'd support it if people were actually in love with the teenagers and not just sexually attracted to them. Idk call me a moral fag but it just seems wrong having a 14 yr old who just went through puberty legally allowed to **** someone in their 30's. Most teenage girls say they wish they would have waited longer for sex anyway, they felt they weren't ready. Also maybe it's illegal so they'll focus on school and not struggle to get an education because they're busy raising a family.

I don't think a 15 year old (of any gender) should really be responsible enough to care for a child, they can't even get a job.

Posting as anon because I know it's a very unpopular opinion.
#68 to #8 - captainp (12/27/2013) [-]
That's correct, but only because it was safer to impregnate a young girl when she's the "strongest" so both the baby and mother had the best chance to survive. Also if you started early you could have much more children in the future = more chances to get a boy.
That's correct, but only because it was safer to impregnate a young girl when she's the "strongest" so both the baby and mother had the best chance to survive. Also if you started early you could have much more children in the future = more chances to get a boy.
User avatar #93 - kwizzy (12/27/2013) [-]
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#99 to #66 - atomicman (12/27/2013) [-]
is this really still funny ?
is this really still funny ?
#101 to #99 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
It has 24 green thumbs, so that would be a "yes".
It has 24 green thumbs, so that would be a "yes".
#6 - mastercolossus (12/27/2013) [-]
and what cop or judge would believe a report of a woman having sex with a mutant turtle?
#2 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
Pedophilia is strictly prepubescent kids, not teenagers.
Fix your desc
User avatar #4 to #2 - furrysheaperd (12/26/2013) [-]
she cans still go to jail for statutory rape
User avatar #3 to #2 - brobathehutt (12/26/2013) [-]
But we all know lawmakers have IQs of ~50 so they can't be bothered to understand the difference between Ebhepophilia and pedophilia so they just pretend it's the same thing, thus everyone else thinks it's the same thing. (Also under some definitions Ebhepophilia isn't always illegal so that may be why as well)
#9 to #3 - bann (12/27/2013) [-]
Damn ***** I'm tired of saying this, so I apploigize if it's only like 50-60%. It's statutory rape if you have sex with someone under the age of consent because the given district has determined that to be the cut off age in which people have the mental capasity to make the decision to have intercourse with someone above said age. This is because in theory (and often practice) it will discourage those above the legal age from manipulating those younger than them.

As for your candid description of law makers, is that really relevant? Is the age they develop physically really that related to the age where they're capable of making sensible decisions? Of course there are clear differences between 8 and 16 year olds, but do you REALLY want to see people debating them in court? Cases where a 40 year old gets off the hook for having sex with a 14 year old because he was able to prove that she was emotionally/physically capable of giving consent would be a reality. So I ask you, would any good really come of it?
User avatar #12 to #9 - brobathehutt (12/27/2013) [-]
Eh yah I'd like to see a few fixes to statutory rape laws. An 18 year old having sex with a 17 year old doesn't really seem like something that should be illegal to me.
#86 to #12 - bann (12/27/2013) [-]
In most states it's not, there's a 2-3 year grace period. A 19 year old can have sex with a 17 year old for example.
User avatar #25 to #12 - lyiat ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
This is legal in pretty much every state due to the two year law.
User avatar #107 to #3 - disniggahere (12/27/2013) [-]
well, pedophilia isn't illegal either. Acting on it is, however. Besides, anon was asking OP to change the description; lawyers were irrelevant in this case
User avatar #108 to #107 - brobathehutt (12/27/2013) [-]
I was explaining why people mix up Pedophilia and Ebhepophilia. Lawyers are a huge part of that reason.
User avatar #109 to #108 - disniggahere (12/27/2013) [-]
wouldn't you blame the person who doesn't know the definition instead? They should've picked up a dictionary
#75 - PlaystationGuy (12/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#112 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Daily Reminder that April is Casey's Girl

Because Gongolla is New Yorker for "Sex"
User avatar #116 to #112 - kinginyellow (12/27/2013) [-]
Casey was always my favourite
#117 to #116 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
TMNT was great but it had almost no casey.

******* disgusting Casey is the embodiment of adventure.
#118 to #117 - kinginyellow (12/27/2013) [-]
The first episode I saw was of this Casey, and he was ******* awesome.
User avatar #59 - enemyoftrn (12/27/2013) [-]
Err, guys, I just realized something. This is for those who watch the new CGI made TMNT on Nick.
You realize, if Leornado and Kirei dates, and if things goes smoothly, go to "town" have sex , those two would be committing incest?
Think about it, Leornado was a turtle imbued with the canister thing and got the human DNA from Master Splinter, thus, not only making him and his brothers blood son of Splinter, but also younger blood brothers of Kirei.
User avatar #102 to #59 - schneidend ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
*Karai is Shredder's kid, isn't she?
User avatar #123 to #102 - enemyoftrn (12/28/2013) [-]
Shredder kidnap Kirei from Splinter when they had their duel in Japan. In the confusion and the fire, Splinter thought Shredder kill everything and everyone. Splinter thought his wife and daughter died in that fire.
Thing is, Splinter knows this fact now. But he didn't know that Leonardo fancy Kirei.
#74 to #59 - jazzyietheferret (12/27/2013) [-]
Who cares, still counts.
#1 - peyko (12/26/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Nice facts ** Mfw she is going to jail
User avatar #30 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
tfw legal age is 16 here
User avatar #103 to #30 - mysticana (12/27/2013) [-]
13 in Spain

I think
User avatar #126 to #103 - wolviewolverine (12/28/2013) [-]
Actually no it's not. No European country has lover than 14.
Also as for the discussion on Mexico below - it is 14 as well, not 12.
User avatar #32 to #30 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
14 where I live.
#40 to #32 - kaboomz (12/27/2013) [-]
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where do you live?
User avatar #43 to #40 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/27/2013) [-]
leegal ayge im allah-bama iz also foretean
#44 to #43 - kaboomz (12/27/2013) [-]
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allah-bama yu likie red thub evrybod?
User avatar #46 to #44 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/27/2013) [-]
ha! i gotz'd u agen!
#47 to #46 - kaboomz (12/27/2013) [-]
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ahh! i alkd rit ito tath on!

ad agen!
yu got me gud
User avatar #49 to #47 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/27/2013) [-]
Eye fun gotz'd u wunst agen!

u all rite hoss!

u wunna da gud'uns..
User avatar #42 to #40 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 to #32 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
ok, that's really paedo, dude
Also even though the age is so low, after you reach, say 20+ years, anyone below 18/19 seems incredibly shallow and dumb. I honestly think people who are after little girls suffer from enormous inferiority complex, because women their own age refuse them.
#71 to #34 - nelliel ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
its 12 in mexico
User avatar #81 to #71 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
oh my god.. that seems really young. That's a f**g 5th grader.
#83 to #81 - nelliel ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
its actually about 7th grade
or loli-age
User avatar #114 to #83 - dubslao (12/27/2013) [-]
really minor, but around my town/state I guess, 12 is usually 6th grade and 7th if you are born in a certain month
User avatar #84 to #83 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
That's still crazy low. Then again in Taiwan or somewhere those parts it's 12 as well.

ok, wahtever the governments feel is better.
User avatar #35 to #34 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, if we are accurate, pedophilia is the sexual desire of humans BEFORE puberty, with 14 you are allready in puberty, so not pedo, actually. But I would not want a 14 year old girl either.
User avatar #37 to #35 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
Puberty is not bound to numbers.
Also law sets the legal age to approximate puberty, therefore in that particular territory making any adult desiring a partner below the law set limit is a paedo. Only through law set limits we can actually interpret the term "pedophile".
But as you correctly tried to say law set limits do not always reflect the real life situation, therefore countries setting unnaturally low limits, for example 12 or 14, could be called pedophilia friendly.
If we set the age limit when approximately most children have hit puberty, then it is a normal limit. When the limit is set when naturally only some, say 20% of children have reched puberty, the limit is too low. (then again the limit may be higher than average natural, even where children mature naturally faster (In most Mid Africa for example) due to economic reasons - countries trying to push children to educate and be more productive economically, before hitting the economical dead zone when starting a family and getting pregnant)
User avatar #41 to #37 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/27/2013) [-]
implyin mowst peepil hav-ent allreddi hitt p'yewbertea by foreteen

dam bouy u a dumm sum'bitch..
User avatar #45 to #35 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
I see someone extremely butthurt is thumbing everything down I know it's probably not you. But anyways. Buthuuuurt people
User avatar #48 to #45 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
It's gagapeepapcuyler, he thumbing every comment down for some reason.
#50 to #35 - alimais (12/27/2013) [-]
Lolibernds werden irgendwie immer mehr
User avatar #39 to #34 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
oh no. An angry *********** have thumbed meh down. nuuuuuuuuu
#53 to #34 - kanedam (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah cause a 18yo girl doesnt seem dumb and hollow if you're over 30...
User avatar #54 to #53 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, I'll tell you, when I get to 30.
#55 to #54 - kanedam (12/27/2013) [-]
i think age doesnt matter if both fit together.

thats the way it is...
and most about the legal age and **** is just fantasy without any scientific reasons after all (sorry, shouldnt sound pedo-like, i am just a man of science and i havent gotten a single good scientific argument for the whole age setting... for example where i am from its 14 too, and in parts of the usa its 16 and in others its 18.... so you cane asily tell there is no fact they go after but just subjective reasoning)
User avatar #121 to #55 - kinginyellow (12/27/2013) [-]
Then there's pressuring the person, or the older person turning it into a controlling relationship, which is damaging to the child.
#122 to #121 - kanedam (12/27/2013) [-]
all of these points are also happening with relationships between people with age gaps (20yo and 40yo partner, etc) and people with the same age.
the same goes to spur of the moment decisions that **** up your life...
User avatar #127 to #122 - kinginyellow (12/28/2013) [-]
Didn't say that it was nonexistent past age 18, I'm saying that someone who isn't emotionally mature and prone to base decisions on hormones should have some kind of shielding to deter predators who would attack that. Ya some people don't grow up, but a 20 year old is past the stage of a 13 year old in terms of emotional stability and maturity on average. For a man of science, you don't use it at all.
User avatar #119 to #55 - kinginyellow (12/27/2013) [-]
There is a point where the kid shouldn't make a choice about sex though, because a quick "spur of the moment" could really screw them up. At least with some legal ages they can grow up and mature before making this choice or being pressured.
User avatar #57 to #55 - wolviewolverine (12/27/2013) [-]
No, pedophiles are disgusting inferiority complex victims.
A 20+man wanting to **** 12 year olds is not ok.
#58 to #57 - kanedam (12/27/2013) [-]
it seems you completely missed the point of my argument...
#106 to #32 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
Some US states 14 is legal if under the age of 18 and 16 is legal if over the age of 16.
User avatar #87 to #32 - sackit (12/27/2013) [-]
Where do you live i need it for study stuff and things and reasons im going to study grammar after that thing
User avatar #88 to #87 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 to #88 - sackit (12/27/2013) [-]
Well i still find it awfull tought
do it even fit?XD
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User avatar #90 to #89 - seras (12/27/2013) [-]
Don't know, never ****** a 14 year old.
User avatar #13 - konradkurze (12/27/2013) [-]
in most places age of consent is 14-15
User avatar #14 to #13 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/27/2013) [-]
Well in America where the setting is for the series, its usually somewhere between 16 and 18. Now a days no state has any under 16. And I believe the setting is Brooklyn which is 17. So As long as Michangelo is 17 no one should care.
User avatar #23 to #14 - lyiat ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Age of Consent doesn't work like that. We also have a thing called a 'two year' law. If you are in excess of two years older than someone under the age of eighteen, you may not date them nor have a physical relationship with them. While a 16 year old could have sex with a 18 year old, a 19 year old could not have sex with someone of that age.
User avatar #33 to #23 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/27/2013) [-]
I understand that, but I didn't want to get into it since I don't live in New York so I didn't want to learn all their laws. In most states its like that. And the more you go south the lower the age of consent. In Tennessee you can bang a 16 year old as long as she is less then 4 years your younger. So every state is different.
User avatar #15 to #14 - konradkurze (12/27/2013) [-]

though technically they first appeared in 1984, even if say they were 14 then, theyd all be 43 now
User avatar #16 to #15 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/27/2013) [-]
I guess they are the middle-aged miserable turtles now
User avatar #17 to #16 - konradkurze (12/27/2013) [-]
how could mikey be sad when hes ******* april?
User avatar #19 to #17 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/27/2013) [-]
if he's 43. how old is she?
User avatar #21 to #19 - konradkurze (12/27/2013) [-]
i think in the series she mentioned she was now she'd be 57

User avatar #113 - mrgoodlove (12/27/2013) [-]
But... he's mature for his age.
#100 - minekiller (12/27/2013) [-]
I really liked it.
I really liked it.
User avatar #28 - enemyoftrn (12/27/2013) [-]
Wait, this is the classic series right? From the 80s. I never seen that cartoon before, so I could never tell; which turtle is April O'neil is closes to?
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