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#6
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evilhomer ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-] 
You guys won't believe this, but that's a hand under the table.
#7 to #6
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greghousemd (12/21/2014) [-]
oh god. Accidental thumbed down. Can I un-thumb something? I'm new and this is an issue I've never faced before
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greghousemd (12/21/2014) [-]
dude, I'm sorry. I never intended for this to happen.
Having said that, I applaud you for your strength in this struggling time.
Having said that, I applaud you for your strength in this struggling time.
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anon (12/22/2014) [-] I know he's gonna be on the air still but it was still sad to see The Report go
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lolmanchan (12/22/2014) [-] You guys won't believe this but
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
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brownskin (12/21/2014) [-] You guys won't believe this, but Grohl was the hand under the table.
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ohgodwaitimatheist (12/22/2014) [-] You guys won't believe this, but when nobody is looking I pretend I am frog and leap arround the house on rainy days.
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uchihalover (12/22/2014) [-] this is why his show must have gotten canceled. because of his horrible jokes
#29 to #21
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stonetomcat (12/22/2014) [-] Most *********** go from terrible to great, like PostingLoudly
You, on the other hand, were terrible from the beginning. Then, you became beloved. And now, I see you've sunken down to the pits of uncreative themed *********** once more.
I award you no thumbs, and may God have mercy on your soul.
You, on the other hand, were terrible from the beginning. Then, you became beloved. And now, I see you've sunken down to the pits of uncreative themed *********** once more.
I award you no thumbs, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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divineminx (12/22/2014) [-] I believe they actually discovered organics recently on Mars.
They already knew there was methane in the atmosphere, which they deducted came from organic material (like it does here on earth), but now they have actually found organics with curiosity.
Not a big newsflash but pretty ******* cool.
They already knew there was methane in the atmosphere, which they deducted came from organic material (like it does here on earth), but now they have actually found organics with curiosity.
Not a big newsflash but pretty ******* cool.
