Cola Can Genie. . Dayumm Another hard I i' Greetings Master) I am day in hood. Wish ' the Cola Can Genie. You mah life was as use as 5'; seemed have kicked my d
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Cola Can Genie

Dayumm Another hard I i' Greetings Master) I am
day in hood. Wish ' the Cola Can Genie. You
mah life was as use as 5'; seemed have kicked my
dem white folk *sigh* canned prison hard
enough to summon me. I
can grant we one wish.
Also raping, touching and
wishing for sex with me is
distally off limits.
I Well in dat case. I wanna
be white and surrounded by
marginal
...
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User avatar #184 - megatheman (02/09/2014) [-]
wish for a woman identical to her to be your sex-slave. done.
User avatar #166 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
sanguinesolitude they don't have any orange Julius in florida. or at least anyone i know of we ran out of reply space on that last thread
User avatar #167 to #166 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
***** yes you do. It's in every dairy queen now as well as their stand alone stores. there are over 150 locations in florida
User avatar #168 to #167 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
***** only tourists hit up dairy queen! i joke but i did notice living up north that people there loved their dairy queens
User avatar #169 to #168 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
it's pretty tasty, but i havent been to one in years. I guess they are pretty popular up here, but oh well.

Orange julius kinda has lost popularity but it used to be in every mall.
User avatar #170 to #169 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
They were thriving when the west was getting mall ****** in the 90's and early 2000's but yea i think they strive down here from tourism
User avatar #171 to #170 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
well besides tourists, snowbirds, cubans, and retirees, there are only about 12 people living in Florida.
User avatar #172 to #171 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
You have no idea how many old people live here
User avatar #173 to #172 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
oh i do. why else would you live in florida? I mean besides the nice weather.
User avatar #174 to #173 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
No income state tax, disney, babes. it has its perks
User avatar #175 to #174 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
fair enough. Beaches and the lack of winter are what would do it for me.
User avatar #176 to #175 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
flat out lack of seasons. it's 90 outside today
User avatar #177 to #176 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
it's 2 degrees here... i rescind my skepticism and request permission to come sleep on your couch.
User avatar #178 to #177 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Be that as it may, we are still trying to figure out our feeling about you down here. Also were still upset about justin beiber
User avatar #179 to #178 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
No i am American, from Minnesota.
User avatar #180 to #179 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
I know, but were just not ready for relation ships right now.
#181 to #180 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
i understand
i understand
#182 to #181 - butteryweiner (02/05/2014) [-]
Damn it why'd you bring up that movie. I tired to repress that moment
Damn it why'd you bring up that movie. I tired to repress that moment
#183 to #182 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
it's ok
it's ok
#158 - payseht ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Instead, someone uses him as a boner hiding apparatus and he still ends up being black/brown
User avatar #162 to #158 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
oh **** i forgot about that and am laughing histerically again. +1
#156 - thegreatgp (02/05/2014) [-]
You better choose wisely what to wish for, because it might become true
You better choose wisely what to wish for, because it might become true
User avatar #155 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/05/2014) [-]
"I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes."
*makes exact copy of genie and proceeds to rape her&
User avatar #152 - jokexplain (02/05/2014) [-]
stolen joke.
irwincardozo, you're better than that.
User avatar #154 to #152 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/05/2014) [-]
Is he?
Is he really?
#138 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
**wetpantshaha rolls 28**
#141 to #138 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/05/2014) [-]
#133 - Warzonebeta (02/05/2014) [-]
Make a wish...
User avatar #159 to #133 - fagnut ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled a random comment #150 posted by fuzzysixx at Tumblr Comp Part 3 ** :
It is 2 months old, but sums up everything. Currently we are pretty much best friends.
i wish
User avatar #160 to #159 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
My comment was surprisingly relevant to this.
#157 to #133 - payseht ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I wish you never existed
User avatar #153 to #133 - vissova (02/05/2014) [-]
I wish for a clone of you that will allow me to not only have unlimited wishes, but to allow me to sex it.
#146 to #133 - hopporto (02/05/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolled a random comment #661038 posted by zoopityzop at Friendly ** :
Dark Souls Remix - E.S. Gwyn REMIXES YOU SAY?!
All i have ever wanted in life.
User avatar #145 to #133 - sackit ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random comment #81 posted by Conquistador at Canada 2 ** :
Should be "Oh canada, our home ON native land".


That is my true wish
User avatar #144 to #133 - luckyspirit (02/05/2014) [-]
**luckyspirit rolled user darlingdo **

I WANT THIS GUY TO HAVE TASTE BUDS IN HIS *******
#142 to #133 - jvd (02/05/2014) [-]
I wish this wish not to come treu
#137 to #133 - micekill (02/05/2014) [-]
i want to be a tampon
don't judge me
User avatar #134 to #133 - sabcy ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I want an unlimited supply of raman in all the different flavors.
User avatar #132 - superva (02/05/2014) [-]
I will kick every discarded soda can I find as hard as I can.

For the rest of my life.

Until I forget about this entirely. My guess is next Tuesday.
#130 - okaymayun (02/05/2014) [-]
Poor Tyrone. Hes always been getting owned.
Poor Tyrone. Hes always been getting owned.
#129 - frets (02/05/2014) [-]
Why not just wish for a copy of her that will obey your every command and those points there she just said don't apply to her, and that she will also have unlimited wishes?   
   
and maybe be nude all the time?
Why not just wish for a copy of her that will obey your every command and those points there she just said don't apply to her, and that she will also have unlimited wishes?

and maybe be nude all the time?
#127 - mytwocents (02/05/2014) [-]
fixed.

this time tyrone finaly got his **** together.
#122 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
i wouldnt mind being a white girls' tampon.


sorry im not sorry
User avatar #163 to #122 - sanguinesolitude (02/05/2014) [-]
bled on for a day then thrown away?
User avatar #119 - ogvind (02/05/2014) [-]
"I wish for that i COULD wish for having sex with you"

Or you know, just .. rape her...
#97 - chinkzombie (02/05/2014) [-]
I see funnyjunk is getting ready for black history month.
#91 - keybladewarrior (02/05/2014) [-]
Well, it's better than struggling in the hood.
#82 - chiefecho (02/05/2014) [-]
**chiefecho rolls 16** check em
#78 - gustaviaable ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
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