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Cockcity

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File: I E_ igg (74 KB, 41 3x600)
we me
mmc) m has collection of dildos under her bed
sseriously, there was like 12 ofthem
met bored ene day
was cleaning underlie bed
tthat was her EXCUSE anyway and I hope to god it' s true
scarfy find her dildos, all ofthem gene
constantly knows I am upto something
sshe was tee late, my art was done
running outside and to the sandbox, where I was
tthe dildos were new buildings
kl made a city of cocks
leaning against the fence and watching
mmc) m destroys the city and sprints inside with arms full of cocks
sstill proud ofthe city I built to this day
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Submitted: 06/09/2014
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#1 - nurgleking (06/09/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Hmm... best joke I can come up with is:

'Destroys Cockcity, would that make her Cockzilla?' but it seems a little... I dunno, anyone want to help refine that?
User avatar #9 to #1 - jukuku (06/09/2014) [-]
You could say that he erected quite the city!
#3 - ramzinso (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Neighbor's FW
#4 - makhan ONLINE (06/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
<Neighbor fw
#16 - theblackcrow (06/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
A city full of dicks... Sounds like something out of Florida.
#6 - bonnierock (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i thought this was the origin story for Bangcock
i thought this was the origin story for Bangcock
#24 - ironsoul (06/09/2014) [-]
That must have been one big sandbox...
#54 - rustlingthejimmys (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This just brings back some bad memories.
Then i was young like around 11 or 12 my step dad used to take away my console or gameboy for some trivial problem like eating an apple in the lounge room when i was supposed to eat it at the table. He would put it in this safe where my parents put all there paperwork in.

And one day my mum left me and my brother home with her keys which had the safe key with it so me and my brother got excited so we can play our games again after their 2 week sentence in the box. I go up to the safe happy to be reunited with my old friends, i unlocked the safe open the first top draw nothing but paper work an then i open the bottom draw i found my console but i had also found a mountain of dildos, sex toys, lube and dvds of pornos. I was the most ****** thing I'd seen when i was that age.

TLR my mum had a safe full of dildos like 15-20
#55 to #54 - lucina (06/09/2014) [-]
Sure it was your moms?
#18 - PlagueDoctor (06/09/2014) [-]
when we went skiing this year a chick brought here mini vibrator thing and one night, after heavy drinking, we put tabasco on it.    
mfw we didnt see that bitch on the slope for two days
when we went skiing this year a chick brought here mini vibrator thing and one night, after heavy drinking, we put tabasco on it.
mfw we didnt see that bitch on the slope for two days
#40 - mydogpikachu (06/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
me doing your mom
me doing your mom
#87 - ghostyogurt (06/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Moms face when destroying cocktropolis
Moms face when destroying cocktropolis
#46 - rectalranger (06/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Instantly reminded me of the greatest 4chan story ever told. (Quite long but definitely worth the read!)
#52 - snaresinger (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You... you touched... your mom's dildos...
You... you touched... your mom's dildos...
#13 - knightfinch ONLINE (06/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Neighbors' fw
Neighbors' fw
#98 - trapt (06/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I want this to be taken completely out of context
#42 - squidgy (06/09/2014) [-]
So you could say he built the city out of cock-blocks?
So you could say he built the city out of cock-blocks?
User avatar #62 - sunnyday (06/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Plenty of imaginary buildings were erected that day.
#44 - jjcoffee (06/09/2014) [-]
neighbour's face when
neighbour's face when
#10 - popcorndolphin (06/09/2014) [-]
<---- someone mention a Cockcity!?
#37 - elastoplast (06/09/2014) [-]
We built this city! We built this city with moms dildos!
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