Coca-Cola. . did you know? There are only 2 people alive who know the Tempe’ of .. and they aren' t allowed to travel on the same plane in case it crashes.. secret coke formula: water lots of sugar bubbles some brown Coca-Cola did you know? There are only 2 people alive who know the Tempe’ of and they aren' t allowed to travel on same plane in case it crashes secret coke formula: water lots sugar bubbles some brown
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #13 - itumblr
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the reason only 2 people know it is because they are a greedy as **** mega corporation, and would rather preserve their money than save animals in the wild
#14 to #13 - catzor
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Yea, cause sharing the recipe will save the animals!
Congratulationz! That must be the most retarded comment of the year!
User avatar #34 to #13 - friedgreenpomatoes
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Yes, because The Coca-Cola Company uses animal products in Coca-Cola.

Totally.
User avatar #69 to #34 - listerthepessimist
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yeah man there's pig's blood in it
User avatar #36 to #13 - icollectraresbro
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Your bait has failed and you are receiving thumbs
Now why do you want to receive the red thumb?
What is your goal?
This goal has been achieved already by orrisic
Now please, stop.
We can tell you are bait with that username of yours
User avatar #39 to #13 - thebaseballexpert
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******* what? the have a huge campaign every winter to save polar bears

7/10 bait, made me reply
#52 to #13 - insaneflame
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Kind of expect this from someone called itumblr.

Probably uses Ifunny too
Very likely.
#56 to #13 - anon id: 86577faa
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>Save animals.
>In the wild.

Pick one.
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#93 to #13 - Hiago
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User avatar #117 to #13 - thedungeonmaster
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I thumbed you up so you go away. Your attempts are sub par at best.
#15 to #13 - catzor
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Holy... I fell for your bait.. GG
#143 to #13 - hairydawg
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They keep it as a trade secret because if they come out with a patent they'd eventually have to give the recipe up for public use according to intellectual property laws.
They keep it as a trade secret because if they come out with a patent they'd eventually have to give the recipe up for public use according to intellectual property laws.
#21 to #13 - azteh
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Congratulations on your prize
#17 to #13 - listerthepessimist
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User avatar #45 - wacemindu
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secret coke formula:


water
lots of sugar
bubbles
some brown



User avatar #157 to #45 - commontroll
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Don't forget the cocaine.
#103 to #45 - meebobear
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#134 to #45 - tenouttaten
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Instructions unclear

Ended up with this
#159 to #134 - wacemindu
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Comment Picture
User avatar #79 to #45 - fkelly
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So who's the other dude who knows it.
#71 to #45 - unyunpeel
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"Some Brown" thanks, man.
#12 - learmy
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Comment Picture
#67 to #12 - anon id: 7bdc26e8
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this is still my favorite gif
#76 to #12 - scandaldog
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that face at the end
that face at the end
User avatar #101 to #12 - mrpotatofudge
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interesting how he used this same gif and got -180 thumbs but here hes in the top 3
User avatar #137 to #101 - plasticcup
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It's the time and place you use everything,

same incident occurred to me.

FJ's community is also bipolar as ****
#152 to #137 - anon id: 4d35fa5e
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More like kneejerk as ****
User avatar #4 - tomahawkkit
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isnt it more common to die in the same car than same plane
#6 to #4 - anon id: 1e1ceda6
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its america and they are super paranoid about planes cus muh 9/11
User avatar #50 to #6 - freakyorange
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Wait, you're saying that it's only America who is super paranoid about planes? I have been to many other countries, and I can confirm that in ALL of them security was just as tight. Also, It's better to be safe than sorry.
#63 to #50 - redbannerman
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"Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither"-Some Dead Guy.


Benjamin Franklin
#114 to #63 - akkere
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Benjamin Franklin wrote that statement in a letter in protest to the idea of taxing lands for raising a security force against the Natives that were surrounding, not to any statement regarding an increase of police force at the sacrifice of individual liberties.

The full quote is simply -
"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
franklinpapers.org/franklin/framedVolumes.jsp?vol=6&page=238a

Not only are you using the fallacy of "Dead smart guy said it so it's gold", you're actually partaking in the butchering of his words.
#150 to #114 - tomahawkkit
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In fine, we have the most sensible Concern for the poor distressed Inhabitants of the Frontiers. We have taken every Step in our Power, consistent with the just Rights of the Freemen of Pennsylvania, for their Relief, and we have Reason to believe, that in the Midst of their Distresses they themselves do not wish us to go farther. Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Such as were inclined to defend themselves, but unable to purchase Arms and Ammunition, have, as we are informed, been supplied with both, as far as Arms could be procured, out of Monies given by the last Assembly for the King’s Use; and the large Supply of Money offered by this Bill, might enable the Governor to do every Thing else that should be judged necessary for their farther Security, if he shall think fit to accept it.



thats the full quote entirly coped and pasted from that link
#154 to #150 - akkere
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Good use of copy-paste, now you can explain how this runs in correlation with the misguided belief that more security = more liberty. Franklin never protested and even believed the interests of liberty and security were well aligned, just not in the event that taxation would cause the people to be unable to afford the means for their own personal security, especially when that taxation was governed by forces that weren't within the state itself (i.e. The Assembly).
User avatar #126 to #114 - freakyorange
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I read your comment in the voice of Yahtzee Croshaw (The guy who makes the picture you and him used for a thing called Zero Punctuation)
User avatar #87 to #63 - rokkarokkaali
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A famous guy said it so it must be true
#132 to #87 - hattheifbatman
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**hattheifbatman rolled image**'Nonsense is nonsense even when spoken by famous scientists'
- John Lennox
User avatar #53 to #50 - hydraetis
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What? The TSA is far worse than the security of any other country I've been to.
User avatar #54 to #53 - freakyorange
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Personally, I've never had any problems with the TSA. If you follow their rules, they don't bother you. They normally won't make you throw away a sealed bottle of water if you ask them nicely. They're more reasonable than the media makes them out to be.
#151 to #6 - anon id: 646965b5
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dont you wish you didnt hit that checkmark on "post as anonymous"
#68 to #6 - jdizzleoffthehizzl
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Because in Frankfurt I totally didn't get randomly selected for extra screening
User avatar #16 to #6 - satanisrealgod
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Not what he asked you kike
#30 to #16 - anon id: 5aba433a
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What is a rhetorical question
User avatar #74 to #30 - satanisrealgod
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ur mum
User avatar #72 to #4 - capslockftw
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It is more common to die dringing the same drink.
User avatar #112 to #4 - catpisseverdeen
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Not unless you're flying to/away from Malaysia.
User avatar #128 to #4 - IamSofaKingdom
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Maybe you don't drop it 99 out of 100 times, but that one time you do, you will be glad they weren't all together.
User avatar #136 to #4 - uzbekistan
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They aren't allowed to be in the same car either.
User avatar #11 - angelious
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so...find the two guys.kill them and put coca cola out of business then?
User avatar #18 to #11 - gragasvlad
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I'm pretty sure that there is a recipe in a vault somewhere
User avatar #20 to #18 - angelious
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find the vault destroy it. job done.
User avatar #22 to #20 - gragasvlad
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if it is idd in a vault that vault is most likley pretty well hidden and gaurded.
User avatar #23 to #22 - angelious
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torture every person who works for coca cola company to discover the location of the vault

job.done
User avatar #26 to #23 - gragasvlad
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your kill 2 people plan has evolved into full blown torture and death spree.
#28 to #26 - angelious
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......we might need to make few adjustments to our plan....
User avatar #31 to #28 - gragasvlad
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I like how I am now included in your plan... I'm not saying I'm unhappy about it... but would destroying it realy be the most profitable path
User avatar #33 to #31 - angelious
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im sure pepsi would be happy about it...
User avatar #38 to #33 - ianchrist
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we could just read the side of the can. Has all the ingredients and stuff.
User avatar #41 to #38 - angelious
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that would be cheating.



also the order of which you put the ingredients in affects the end product greatly so it would not work
User avatar #43 to #41 - ianchrist
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dang I just bought some cans. I could use the cans as torture equipment.
User avatar #44 to #43 - angelious
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hmm...im sure we can cook something up with them
User avatar #46 to #44 - ianchrist
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once you put cocacola out of business...whats step 2?
User avatar #49 to #46 - angelious
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i dont know.you are the mastermind here....
User avatar #105 to #49 - meebobear
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i think i like you.
User avatar #131 to #46 - thetruemexcalibur
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Profit?
#89 to #44 - thehornedking
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User avatar #9 - trollzoll
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I thought the recipe was leaked.
#42 to #9 - ieatapples
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The recipe got leaked in some norwegian newspaper years ago
#84 to #42 - anon id: e6256899
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wasn't it one of those make your own cola kinda thing?
#158 to #84 - ieatapples
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Nope, the real recipe.
It was tested and tasted, and it was really the real recipe
User avatar #104 to #9 - charagrin
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The recipe could be leaked by anyone with a basic science experiment kit, or any one of a million scientists bored in a lab at any time. I am sure someone, somewhere, took some Coke and analyzed it, even if just for fun.
#19 to #9 - umppis
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Don't quote me on this, but I think that the dude who found it out tried to sell it to Pepsi, who instead of buying it reported it to coca-cola and the police
#75 - kanpai
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It is only a matter of time before people find out about the secret list of ingredients on the back of the bottles
#40 - nthmetal
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The ingredients are on the can you retard. Everyone knows the ingredients.
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#58 to #57 - nthmetal
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I can't believe no one gets this.

I mean this rage face isn't even that old.
#60 to #58 - twentyseconds
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User avatar #90 to #60 - threeeighteen
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The picture he used on his comment makes it obvious that it's sarcasm.
#66 to #58 - anon id: e9378b88
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Nice save
#62 to #58 - anon id: e9378b88
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rage face?
User avatar #61 to #58 - rdangerdash
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I wouldn't bother trying to joke on here. It will just go over everyones head.
#64 - cdmin
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yeah, the only 2 who know how it works. and all the factorys producing coca cola right now just magically generate cola without knowing what to put into the ******* bottles.
#109 to #64 - anon id: f95164db
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THE ORIGNAL PICTURE OF THIS WOMEN IS HER HUGGING A COCK needed to be said
#120 to #109 - klaes
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Wow, no one knew that! Thanks for pointing it out
User avatar #139 to #64 - plasticcup
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You can't post that picture without giving us sauce of the original!

GIVE US THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE!
User avatar #141 to #139 - plasticcup
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Not gonna lie to you ***** but this took a while to find.

i.imgur.com/zAfabyj.jpg i can't find no video yet

but i will.
User avatar #70 to #64 - malkotay
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generate cola
User avatar #115 to #64 - disies
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I happen to need sauce on the origninal. I'm doing a experiment.
#140 - darkangelmeanya
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