Clifford the Big Red Dog. . sisters row. stormcloack Gifford the Big Red [Egg by Sankara OH MY GOD Can we have live action movie? Not movie either. Like, Emily
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Clifford the Big Red Dog

sisters row.
stormcloack
Gifford the Big Red [Egg by Sankara
OH MY GOD
Can we have live action movie? Not movie either.
Like, Emily Elizabeth' s parents are working tor a government agency
developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and
they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing
better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog-
Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project
shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives
birth and they bring one of the puppies home tor their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an
incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so- They
are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit
one they weren' t expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side-
Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their
project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately,
the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to
retrieve Gifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily
Elizabeth' s parents are killed trying to help her and Gifford escape-
Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the
movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Gifford are on the run and
we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed
into a survivalist expert She and Gifford roam the backwoods,
constantly in tear of being captured On one of her rare trips into town
one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple
hostages. She calls Gifford and the two of them save the lives of the
hostages but wreck the bank in the process- The local news capture
footage of Gifford and it isn' t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants nojust run away again, but she sees that the military is
destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying
property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and Mes
Gifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a
huge truck arrives. A general [who was her parent' s superior officer)
gets out and smirks- He tells Emily Elizabeth that Gifford' s mother
wasn' t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after
receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a
massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free,
immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring
them. Emily is and orders Gifford to attack.
What is the dramatic battle between Gifford and the mutant
cat. Gifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like
Gifford is down tor the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that
Gifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long
enough tor him to finish the beast off tor good
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of
them, and Emily and Gifford Me on into the night once more. But the
legend of the big tee dog has already started. Arie Emily Elizabeth
knows that the day will come when she and Gifford will need to Me
into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black tor a moment- The sound of
waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white-
The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a
rainy day. The camera pans down to tint) Gifford and Emily gazing out
to sea A massive object hangs in the air on the coast, obscured in
the clouds- A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself
into an advanced helicopter that silently down the shore
from them. Gifford lets out a low growl but Emily duets him with a
hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his
arms around himself to tight off the cold.
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He
wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a
threat to the two.
Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, ''I
worked with your parents. It' s taken us a while to tint) you, after the
Island incident-"
And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Gifford have a lot
in common, actually." He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. ''I
was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He' s fairly
excited to talk with you-"
You still haven' t answered my question. Who are you and who do you
work tor?"
The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I' m hear to talk to you
about the Avengers Initiative"
...
+1046
Views: 45645
Favorited: 367
Submitted: 01/13/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to kahley E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(178):

[ 178 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - ClockTank (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"My name is Banner, and I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

Lost my **** .

And my sides.

Also my appetizers.
#2 - capncrunchcapn ONLINE (01/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - megamonsterman (01/13/2014) [-]
you should its really worth the time
#11 - kojinus (01/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
what about turbo-man?
why cant he be in the avengers?
#15 - danilawleit (01/13/2014) [-]
The ending really got me.
The ending really got me.
User avatar #6 - lolollo (01/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Having a Dog kill a Cat on screen is just going to cause an outrage between pet owners. It'd be a lot better if instead of a tabby, it were another, bigger dog. Less risk of the cat owning parts of the world blaming dog owners for trying to brainwash people into hating cats.
#16 - tartwolfblack (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Im happy that there arent any extra unnecessary tumb1r comments.
Im happy that there arent any extra unnecessary tumb1r comments.
#13 - kaslin (01/13/2014) [-]
It would be a glorious production.
#33 - masterofanon (01/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That ending
That ending
#22 - beefniblets (01/13/2014) [-]
WHY CANT THIS BE REAL
#107 - russianbro (01/14/2014) [-]
That was the greatest tumblr post ive ever seen.
User avatar #80 - dehnoobshow (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What would they distract the cat with? A lazer pointer?
User avatar #44 - commontroll (01/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It would be much more interesting if instead of a cat, it was a wolf. Then it's showing the stark contrast between the canines loyal to man and helping man, and the canines against mankind.

Plus, a battle between a giant red hound and a giant wolf would be epic. Whereas a cat, it's just silly looking.
User avatar #12 - shadowfireball ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
whoa that gave me goosebumps, i would love to have this happen
i would pay so much to watch it
#21 - zafara ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
The Ending.
The Ending.
#164 - dehfurk (01/14/2014) [-]
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat wavy. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt with what appears to be a red shirt underneath. He seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.

"Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I worked with your parents. It took me quite some time to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident."

It became apparently difficult to keep her attention on him as if everything around him was pulling her away. "And who exactly are you?" she responded, eyes narrowing suspiciously.

Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually. Red suits him quite nicely." He smiles awkwardly, then presses on. "Your family trusted me as your guardian. To keep you safe, to keep you hidden. I will stake my name on it."

"You still haven't answered my question. Who are you?"

The man smiles. Reaching into his jacket for his business card only to reveal a subtle white stripe before Emily's focus was almost completely lost. "Have you ever heard the phrase, 'Where's Waldo?'"
#138 - eatinpizza (01/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Captain Underpants should be in The Avengers too.
#67 - sirbonzaiatak (01/13/2014) [-]
at first sounded like rise of the planet of the apes/
#84 - siimonnx (01/14/2014) [-]
Dat ending. Oh lawd
[ 178 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)