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Clients From Hell Comp

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Iwas at the airport, ready to leave for vacation when I got a panicked phone call
from a client. She stated that the video I sent her- part of a large marketing
campaign - was missing the sound. After a lot of shouting and threats on her part, I
agreed to CIC) to her office try and fix it.
After being escorted into her office, I played the video and her
computer' s sound options. Then I unplugged her headphones. Then I billed herfra
my missed flight.
At aam, a website template for a client WIT!) had to have it "by Earn
theirtoys," I sent an email letting her knda that it was finished. The next day I get a
CLIENT: I ddn' t appreciate yde staying out all night when yde should be wdcking on
my project.
ME: I' m sorry? I was wdcking all last night. As yde can see, I sent yde an femail -
CLIENT: I see that. At aam. Do we think it' s okayed party all night and then WEI?
without sleep at aam? It' s very unprofessional and morally reprehensible.
ME: What makes we think I was out partying?
CLIENT: Why else wield we be up at aam?
ME: the gave my 24 hours to do ll? hours . I had to stay up
CLIENT: Dent try to ese math on mel
CLIENT: I' m netted sere about the blue...
ME: Actually, that' s green.
CLIENT: WHO' S the client?
ME: You.
CLIENT: And what color is it?
CLIENT: Right. New let me see what other shades of blue we have.
We settled on "blue."
After sending we invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when
the receipt that they had received it came back.
CLIENT: Why are we calling me?
ME: the habent paid and this is the third invoice We sent.
CLIENT: It' s even more than the last anel
ME: Yes. The contraction signed stated that I wield add a late fee for payment.
CLIENT: the mean I have to actually pay you? I thoughtout .
ME: What on earth made we ********* ?
CLIENT: Youre a freelancer!
CLIENT: Well, we vvc) . ffyou were supposed to be paid, we' d be called a
pryolancer ' something!
CLIENT: "I ddn' t like the type."
ME: "What ddn' t we like."
CLIENT: "I dent like hdw it gees all to one side."
ME: "the mean ranged left."
CLIENT: "Yes, yes, arranged left."
ME: "HEW do we want it?"
CLIENT: "To be the same on both sides."
ME: "justified?"
CLIENT: "I ddn' t have anything foryou. I dwn the ******* company."
i was hired by a regicides weep do an illustration for their printed brochure. They
mixed if, andl sent them an invoice. We months eatery hadn' t been paid.
i dated them, and their manager said they had prayed God about my in voice,
and He told them ese the money for their Cause instead.
i waited a few minutes and dated him back. i told him that i had prayed God
about if, and He said they should pay me.
They sent me a check.
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#1 - thedecodedgamer (07/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #3 - Lambda (07/03/2014) [-]
I am so glad that my boss rejects the "customer is always right" philosophy in favor of "the customer is usually retarded".
The way we do things is, the customer NEEDS us. We do not NEED them. People are lined up to have us work on their systems. There are plenty of customers, only one of us. So if the customer is gonna be a dick, **** em, we don't work for assholes.
User avatar #40 to #3 - jukuku (07/03/2014) [-]
The luxury of a saturated market.
User avatar #29 to #3 - haydentheviking (07/03/2014) [-]
I had that with a guy i worked with we where having lunch and he was telling the story of this guy who wanted a kitchen fitted and he wanted this and that the guy says "thats not possible"

The customer goes "but i really would like it done"

The guy "do you think i have a ******* speech impediment? it wont bloody work"
The customer was shocked as but in the end the hired work is all ways right especially in building and electrics
User avatar #6 to #3 - commissarcrunch (07/03/2014) [-]
what is your line of work?
User avatar #60 to #6 - Lambda (07/03/2014) [-]
Marine systems engineer. Ever look at a big yacht and see all the antennas and radars and satellite domes on top? I do **** like that.
User avatar #9 to #3 - Maroon (07/03/2014) [-]
Are you hiring?
#10 to #3 - angelusprimus (07/03/2014) [-]
Same with my company.
My favorite situation was last month. A year before customer made insane demands and The Boss told them its not going to happen. They told him they will hire a company who will do what they want, and will charge less then we do.
The Boss told them fine and even let them off the hook for early cancellation part of the contract. He told us "Don't worry, just wait."
month ago client came back. Their brilliant idea and the amazing execution by the cheap company got them in trouble with IRS. So we got rehired (they had to pay a new hire fee) they had to pay for complete project reconstruction on top of regular payments ( ******** of money) and they are paying almost twice as much for the regular service.
User avatar #23 to #10 - mrsaytan (07/03/2014) [-]
There's no better satisfaction than to hear these kind of stories.
#28 - awesomedewd (07/03/2014) [-]
I have a nice story from my uncle who does everything that has to do with IT in the company he works in.

He once made a little script that updates a few things, so that he didn't have to do it all over again on every single pc.
He even made a little presentation, it's not a big company, to show everyone what will be done and changed.
They only had to start the file, wait till it's done and continue working.

nonetheless... he got a call.
> client: "It's not working for me"
> uncle goes to check what's wrong
> uncle: "show me what you were doing"
> client clicks file
> window for the script opens, pic related
> client clicks on the "x" to close the just opened window to close
> uncle: "Why did you do that?"
> client: "I don't need it."
#62 to #28 - rothingham (07/03/2014) [-]
#35 - oceloy (07/03/2014) [-]
#34 - oceloy (07/03/2014) [-]
"Don't try to use math on me!"
User avatar #8 to #7 - guiguito (07/03/2014) [-]
I am concerned about your username.
#32 to #8 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
It's a dude who likes vore. What's wrong with that?
User avatar #45 to #32 - popnotes (07/03/2014) [-]
I frequent F-List and I can safely say that vore is tame compared to what I've seen
User avatar #47 to #45 - guiguito (07/03/2014) [-]
But still...
#46 to #32 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
he will eat you
User avatar #12 - forbesydemon (07/03/2014) [-]
I can relate to the first one. Sometimes when you're tired you overlook simple things.
Half greentext storytime
>Spend ages installing Assassin's Creed 3
>Dick around for quite a while getting it to work
>Turns out to be Russian version with written language hacked into English. No idea how this happened, but I blame Ubisoft.
>No sound
>Update sound driver
>Completely remove then re-install game, still doesn't work
>Spend an hour searching the net for the sound files by themselves, can't find anything legit enough to trust
>About to give up, look at time in bottom right of screen
>2am, started at 11pm
Notice speakers have been muted THE WHOLE ******* TIME.
>Piss myself with angry laughter
>Pretty sure I woke up the whole house
>Go to bed victorious
User avatar #5 - usamajime (07/03/2014) [-]
It makes me feel good that while although I'm not terribly smart with computers, I'll never be this stupid.
#44 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
just the idea that someone could be so moronic as to not understand the term 'freelancer' fills me with the rage of a billion suns

just the idea that someone could be so moronic as to not understand the term 'freelancer' fills me with the rage of a billion suns
#26 - butiloveu (07/03/2014) [-]
This comp...
User avatar #24 - englishteapot (07/03/2014) [-]
these don't make me laugh, they make me angry
#43 - fragman ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
#39 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Pay your damn bill dude, don't Jew him out of his hard earned money. There's a reason I've still got that one Hebrew guy wandering the earth. That'll teach him to shortchange Jesus ******* Christ for a goddamn Falafel.
User avatar #15 - tehpoonages (07/03/2014) [-]
The one about blue was obviously just messin around.
User avatar #16 to #15 - TheHutchie (07/03/2014) [-]
That or he was a self-justified asshole who happened to be colour-blind.
User avatar #17 to #16 - tehpoonages (07/03/2014) [-]
no one mixes up blue and green at that age, even if they are color blind.
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheHutchie (07/03/2014) [-]
At what age? For all we know, the guy could be 18 and has inherited the company from a relative or something. We don't have enough specifications to go on in order to know for sure.

The more assumptions we make, the more wrong we get.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tehpoonages (07/03/2014) [-]
whatever dude, dont always look on the dark side.
User avatar #20 to #19 - TheHutchie (07/03/2014) [-]
I look on every side.

Keep positive; keep ignorant.
#51 - mrfartypants (07/03/2014) [-]
>be men when i was about 13 maybe 14
>love playing runescape play all i can
>play on our family's old cheap ass computer at night because only time i can use it
>computer starts ******* up one day
>dad says i runescape is putting vviruses on the computer and says i cant play it anymore
>feels bad man.. dont play it for a long time
>about a week later decide to attempt to look something up and see someone has been looking up lesiban porn and ass porn and every other kind of porn you can thing of.
>find out dad had been the one that had put the viruses and still wasnt aloud to play runescape.
>i hate my dad.
User avatar #30 - asmodeu ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
The paidlancer one made me feel the fury of 10 000 suns with the equivalent feeling of cancer provided by 10 000 suns.
#55 - finalfantasymaster (07/03/2014) [-]
"it's a wireless printer why would it have to be pluged in?!"   
"you are a freelancer if you had to get paid you would be a paidlancer or something!"   
these two made my rage boil my blood
"it's a wireless printer why would it have to be pluged in?!"
"you are a freelancer if you had to get paid you would be a paidlancer or something!"
these two made my rage boil my blood
User avatar #25 - Einsty ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
>be me, 3 years ago
>be at uncle's
>cousin is a cool dude
>needs help with computer
>can't connect to wi-fi
>I do a routine check
>check the laptop all around
>find a wireless indicator
>glows orange
>turns out it's a button
>press it, turns blue
>all works
>deity in charge of silicon and copper be praised
#57 - imnotkickthecat (07/03/2014) [-]
It aint easy being blue.
User avatar #11 - cuntism (07/03/2014) [-]
My god some of these are infuriating, especially the one saying what he can and can't do in his spare time.

It's stuff like this is why I never went into computers as a career
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