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Clients From Hell Comp

 
Clients From Hell Comp. I forgot to put the source on the comp even if its obvious, here it is: clientsfromhell.net/. El] I ET( rall' i. III: VIII.' I ' sum at

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Iwas at the airport, ready to leave for vacation when I got a panicked phone call
from a client. She stated that the video I sent her- part of a large marketing
campaign - was missing the sound. After a lot of shouting and threats on her part, I
agreed to CIC) to her office try and fix it.
After being escorted into her office, I played the video and her
computer' s sound options. Then I unplugged her headphones. Then I billed herfra
my missed flight.
At aam, a website template for a client WIT!) had to have it "by Earn
theirtoys," I sent an email letting her knda that it was finished. The next day I get a
call:
CLIENT: I ddn' t appreciate yde staying out all night when yde should be wdcking on
my project.
ME: I' m sorry? I was wdcking all last night. As yde can see, I sent yde an femail -
CLIENT: I see that. At aam. Do we think it' s okayed party all night and then WEI?
without sleep at aam? It' s very unprofessional and morally reprehensible.
ME: What makes we think I was out partying?
CLIENT: Why else wield we be up at aam?
ME: the gave my 24 hours to do ll? hours . I had to stay up
CLIENT: Dent try to ese math on mel
THE CLIENT IS ALWAYS RIGHT
CLIENT: I' m netted sere about the blue...
ME: Actually, that' s green.
CLIENT: WHO' S the client?
ME: You.
CLIENT: And what color is it?
CLIENT: Right. New let me see what other shades of blue we have.
We settled on "blue."
After sending we invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when
the receipt that they had received it came back.
CLIENT: Why are we calling me?
ME: the habent paid and this is the third invoice We sent.
CLIENT: It' s even more than the last anel
ME: Yes. The contraction signed stated that I wield add a late fee for payment.
CLIENT: the mean I have to actually pay you? I thoughtout .
ME: What on earth made we chinkshit?
CLIENT: Youre a freelancer!
CLIENT: Well, we vvc) . ffyou were supposed to be paid, we' d be called a
pryolancer ' something!
CLIENT: "I ddn' t like the type."
ME: "What ddn' t we like."
CLIENT: "I dent like hdw it gees all to one side."
ME: "the mean ranged left."
CLIENT: "Yes, yes, arranged left."
ME: "HEW do we want it?"
CLIENT: "To be the same on both sides."
ME: "justified?"
CLIENT: "I ddn' t have anything foryou. I dwn the fucking company."
i was hired by a regicides weep do an illustration for their printed brochure. They
mixed if, andl sent them an invoice. We months eatery hadn' t been paid.
i dated them, and their manager said they had prayed God about my in voice,
and He told them ese the money for their Cause instead.
i waited a few minutes and dated him back. i told him that i had prayed God
about if, and He said they should pay me.
They sent me a check.
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