Cliched To Thief note. . twice in one month. The first time the tea was stolen was July tth, sometime between 5: 00 and 7: 00 PM. Inspired by my disappointment,
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twice in one month.
The first time the tea was stolen was July tth, sometime between 5: 00 and 7: 00 PM.
Inspired by my disappointment, I set out to teach a lesson, since Sturgeons' s mother
never taught them not to steal. Whomever stole the tea the second time, on July 19th
got more than just tea, they got tea spiked with urine.
To conclude, I hope you enjoyed drinking my pee, we stupid, thieving, ( asshole!
Stealing is wrong!
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Submitted: 07/21/2014
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User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (26 replies)
Why not just put poison in it?
User avatar #4 to #1 - moistnuggests (07/21/2014) [-]
Lets consult the crime chart

Attempted murder/Murder > Theft

Crime chart says trying to kill someone who stole your drink is a bad idea, legally at least.
#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Unless this guy is your neighbor
beating a dead horse
#32 - firesky (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Why just urine? Why not a ******* of laxatives and some melted sugarfree gummy bears?
#20 - ironsoul (07/22/2014) [-]
I would have used a horse sized dose of laxatives.
User avatar #19 - gibroner (07/22/2014) [-]
I would've put so much ****** acid in that **** if i were them
User avatar #16 - nachoiscool ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
jokes on him the robber likes piss
User avatar #23 - allnamesrtaken (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What if the one who stole it was homeless
User avatar #29 to #23 - tosatsu (07/22/2014) [-]
As a homeless, considering he is brewing tea in the open, you could go and politely ask for a cup. He would most probably give anyone a cup for free.
#48 - kristovsky (07/22/2014) [-]
little do you know that was his plan all along
#39 - frodofaggins (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what the **** is sun tea
User avatar #41 to #39 - blopant (07/22/2014) [-]
tea you let sit in the sun to get warm.
It's actually a real bad idea even in normal cases as it breeds all sorts of germs.

www.snopes.com/food/prepare/suntea.asp

User avatar #12 - numbmind (07/22/2014) [-]
If you steal their tea, urine for a bad time.
#9 - nonanonnon (07/22/2014) [-]
I like to imagine if no one stole the tea he'd just absentmindedly drink the piss.
User avatar #56 - confusedwolf ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
meh horse laxative works better
#47 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It probably wasn't stolen. Someone probably threw it away because this asshole was just leaving his **** around everywhere.
User avatar #25 - captainprincess (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Shoulda roofie'd it
#6 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
i think this was a boston tea party on july 4th but idk what happened on 19th
User avatar #15 - propanex (07/22/2014) [-]
I doubt the person who stole it drank it... probably just took it just to take it, just out of spite.
#2 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
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