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Tags: Sports | girlfriend

I (ett 3 nudes starters% astound the house earlier I' M my ,
The? Said "WI", "you" and "tittel
Thart keep heathly I with spats,
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Submitted:	07/03/2014

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#3 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]

After you're done with sports, make a note that says "blow"

#12 to #3 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]

But that still gives her a choice. do you think she would pick "yes" after that stunt ?

#35 to #12 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]

Im pretty sure that if she doesnt have a choice it is rape

#15 to #12 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]

Not if you told her, but why on earth would you?

#18 to #15 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]

Unless the girlfriend is a retarted or a mental patient, I think she would put 2 and 2 together and realise that you put those cards in the household and those cards make up a question and questions are made to be awnsered

#20 to #18 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]

I never said she wouldn't figure it out

I just said not to tell her.

#33 to #20 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]

Wouldn't that make things worse ?

-3

#5 to #3 - lildo (07/04/2014) [-]

You will blow me

+18

#6 to #5 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]

+262

#2 - historia (07/04/2014) [-]

#32 to #2 - kebabman (07/04/2014) [-]

+11

#34 to #32 - fuckingdumbass (07/04/2014) [-]

+69

#10 - coopdawg (07/04/2014) [-]

Plot twist: she has a friend named Will.

#40 to #10 - reekballs (07/04/2014) [-]

Always better with a caption

+32

#8 - diedede (07/04/2014) [-]

How sweet <3

#19 to #8 - betesta (07/04/2014) [-]

Ignorent slut, the seal is proposing and she starts making out with a dude

#21 to #19 - sagen (07/04/2014) [-]

Seal...
seal....

#22 to #21 - newtamalego (07/04/2014) [-]

It did look like a seal at first

#30 to #19 - sociocat (07/04/2014) [-]

jeeze people are more buthurt about him calling it a seal then actually reading his comment

#1 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]

**anonymous rolled image** what he wants her to do

#4 to #1 - nanako (07/04/2014) [-]

bend over in the garden. sounds like a fun time

#14 - LassieIsCool (07/04/2014) [-]

My BF gave me a ring after 6 months, I was cool with it and now were both just like: "yeah we'll get married eventually" Neither of us see the big hype about it. There's been no big announcement or me screaming and getting excited and such, I think it'll be the same as it it now. Its been 2.5 years now.

#27 to #14 - dangler (07/04/2014) [-]

+12

#16 to #14 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]

Say that in 7 years

#9 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]

threesome with will smith?

#31 - Obsessed (07/04/2014) [-]

Apperently he is

#7 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]

The man wouldn't have to do this is the girl wasn't such an annoying greedy bitch. It's obvious that she's annoying or else he wouldn't need to resort to this.

#13 to #7 - Kairyuka (07/04/2014) [-]

Dear diary: Today anon was a pretty sensible guy

#24 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/04/2014) [-]

HFW she finds the 3 notes and comes to you saying: "I didn't evenbothered to to find the 4th piece, because I would never marry a jerk like you! By the way, i'm breaking up with you."