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#3 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]
After you're done with sports, make a note that says "blow"
User avatar #12 to #3 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]
But that still gives her a choice. do you think she would pick "yes" after that stunt ?
#35 to #12 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure that if she doesnt have a choice it is rape
User avatar #15 to #12 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]
Not if you told her, but why on earth would you?
User avatar #18 to #15 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]
Unless the girlfriend is a retarted or a mental patient, I think she would put 2 and 2 together and realise that you put those cards in the household and those cards make up a question and questions are made to be awnsered
User avatar #20 to #18 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]
I never said she wouldn't figure it out

I just said not to tell her.
User avatar #33 to #20 - murphyslawtesties (07/04/2014) [-]
Wouldn't that make things worse ?
#5 to #3 - lildo (07/04/2014) [-]
You will blow me
#10 - coopdawg (07/04/2014) [-]
Plot twist: she has a friend named Will.
#40 to #10 - reekballs (07/04/2014) [-]
Always better with a caption
#8 - diedede (07/04/2014) [-]
How sweet <3
#19 to #8 - betesta (07/04/2014) [-]
Ignorent slut, the seal is proposing and she starts making out with a dude
#21 to #19 - sagen (07/04/2014) [-]
Seal...
seal....
User avatar #22 to #21 - newtamalego (07/04/2014) [-]
It did look like a seal at first
User avatar #30 to #19 - sociocat (07/04/2014) [-]
jeeze people are more buthurt about him calling it a seal then actually reading his comment
#1 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** what he wants her to do
User avatar #4 to #1 - nanako (07/04/2014) [-]
bend over in the garden. sounds like a fun time
#14 - LassieIsCool (07/04/2014) [-]
My BF gave me a ring after 6 months, I was cool with it and now were both just like: &quot;yeah we'll get married eventually&quot; Neither of us see the big hype about it. There's been no big announcement or me screaming and getting excited and such, I think it'll be the same as it it now. Its been 2.5 years now.
My BF gave me a ring after 6 months, I was cool with it and now were both just like: "yeah we'll get married eventually" Neither of us see the big hype about it. There's been no big announcement or me screaming and getting excited and such, I think it'll be the same as it it now. Its been 2.5 years now.
#27 to #14 - dangler (07/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #14 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [-]
Say that in 7 years
#9 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
threesome with will smith?
#31 - Obsessed (07/04/2014) [-]
Apperently he is
#7 - anon (07/04/2014) [-]
The man wouldn't have to do this is the girl wasn't such an annoying greedy bitch. It's obvious that she's annoying or else he wouldn't need to resort to this.
User avatar #13 to #7 - Kairyuka (07/04/2014) [-]
Dear diary: Today anon was a pretty sensible guy
#24 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/04/2014) [-]
HFW she finds the 3 notes and comes to you saying: "I didn't evenbothered to to find the 4th piece, because I would never marry a jerk like you! By the way, i'm breaking up with you."
#39 - Jabberwocky (07/04/2014) [-]
Then she makes a note saying "marry" in your handwriting.
User avatar #29 - sociocat (07/04/2014) [-]
>gf
>watches sports
never happened OP
User avatar #26 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
>Tumblr user
>watching sports
I call BS.
#11 - usernameisuser (07/04/2014) [-]
>"whilst"
>"girlfriend"
>MFW
User avatar #28 - sociocat (07/04/2014) [-]
he should put two that says "give" and "a blowjob"
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