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Clever solution

I put. some
I was doing
science on the
ct, of Ebola can
Stee forward if it
ONE you clouds wag yolu " T can
Sorry, That was me,
I t, tal know who’:
been eating E. verger:: .
else’: lunches.
There is my
cure For E bola,
You are to did
For war crimes.
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#1 - tealcanaan (04/06/2014) [+] (41 replies)
God, that would be horrible. Ebola literally liquidizes you organs and causes you to bleed from all your orifices, it is by far the worst of all the hemorrhagic fevers.
#11 - mankey (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But we're not letting Ebola have all the fun!
But we're not letting Ebola have all the fun!
#64 - HarvietheDinkle (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#62 - megaducktoaster (04/06/2014) [-]
if anyone wants
#6 - include (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#91 - hopporto (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #99 to #91 - sabcy (04/06/2014) [-]
**sabcy rolls 33** sorry, I rolled them.
#28 - ellina (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #10 - enjoyablepretzels (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
who puts a biohazard in a fridge with food, idiots.

Follow the protocol bro
#77 - pagastan (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The Ebola virus spreads through bodily fluids (blood, saliva). There is no cure. It begins when small blood clots begin to appear in the bloodstream, which get stuck in the capillaries. This shuts off the blood supply to various parts of the body, causing dead spots to appear in the brain, liver, kidneys, lungs, intestines, testicles, and all through the skin. The skin develops red spots, which are hemorrhages under the skin. Collagen (the chief constituent protein of the tissue that holds the organs together) in the body turns to mush, and the under-layers of the skin die and liquefy. The skin bubbles up into a sea of tiny white blisters mixed with red spots, similar in texture to tapioca pudding. Spontaneous rips appear in the skin, and hemorrhagic blood pours from the rips. The red spots on the skin grow and spread and merge to become huge, spontaneous bruises, and the skin goes soft and pulpy, and can tear off if it is touched with any kind of pressure. Your mouth bleeds, and you bleed around your teeth, and you may have hemorrhages from the salivary glands -- literally every opening in the body bleeds, no matter how small. The surface of the tongue sloughs off as you vomit. Your heart bleeds into itself; the heart muscle softens and has hemorrhages into its chambers, and blood squeezes out of the heart muscle as the heart beats, and it floods the chest cavity. The brain becomes clogged with dead blood cells. Ebola attacks the lining of the eyeball, and the eyeballs may fill up with blood: you may go blind. You may have a hemispherical stroke, in which one whole side of the body is paralyzed, which is fatal in a case of Ebola. While the body's internal organs are becoming plugged with coagulated blood the blood streams out of the body. If you put the runny Ebola blood in a test tube and look at it, you see that the blood is destroyed. Its red cells are broken and dead. The blood looks as if it has been buzzed in an electric blender.
User avatar #81 - popperz (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
When I was about 8 and my sister was 4, I remember getting into the fudge in the fridge.
My stepdad came in and asked if we had eaten it.
We both declined.
He called us into the living room like five minutes later.
"Popz, and sister, did you guys eat the fudge?"
"No." "No."
"Guys, I really need you to tell me if you did because there was poison in those."
We both start immediately crying and begging not to die.
Stepdad grins and says, "Telling the truth will save you."
"We ate the fudge. We ate the fudge."
Looking back on it, that was brilliant parenting on my stepfather's part.
#9 - demonfish (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#89 - prontoon (04/06/2014) [-]
i just googled ebola and this came up under images.
#58 - kcwsooners (04/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #26 - lolollo (04/06/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I don't even understand what sort of logic would lead someone to take someone else's food. "I forgot my own!" Well for one, that's your own ******* fault. Two, just order something from a place that delivers. Three, there's plenty of ******* propaganda out there that tells you people a) know you're doing it (how would they not?) b) don't like it and c) can/will actively retaliate in intricate/horrible ways that you will have absolutely no moral ground to complain about. It's not like you can bully them into not doing anything since revenge is just as hidden as you stealing their food.

I mean, do people REALLY still do this?
User avatar #30 - aherorising (04/06/2014) [-]
goddamnit I was just done reading a manga and read it from right to left.
It didn't make sense at all and I got horribly confused
#111 - kurd (04/07/2014) [-]
**kurd rolled image** HFW he finds out theres no cure.
User avatar #102 - lurg (04/06/2014) [-]
Ebola is a terrifying virus but i hope that i can study it some day. Funny thing is it dosnt even have the highest mortality rate of any virus.
#61 - emberstar (04/06/2014) [-]
This might be useful
#85 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Amusingly, he would get fired for plotting murder(In case someone eats the food).
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