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#7 - wiznshady (12/04/2013) [-]
whats the movie called again
User avatar #163 to #7 - anikinskywalker (12/05/2013) [-]
The movie is called Don Jon. I was wanting to see it, but I never got around to it.
User avatar #13 to #7 - thebuttman (12/04/2013) [-]
twilight
User avatar #29 to #7 - royrogersmcfreely (12/04/2013) [-]
Clever bastard
User avatar #32 to #7 - trojanmannn (12/04/2013) [-]
Don John
#17 to #7 - taurusguy (12/04/2013) [-]
Batman and robin www.imdb.com/title/tt0118688/ as in batman wanted him to be robin in the last movie, get it?
User avatar #21 to #7 - theexo ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Hitler: A love story
User avatar #40 to #7 - Denver (12/04/2013) [-]
Top Bob
User avatar #16 to #7 - flashfire (12/04/2013) [-]
Boss Ross
User avatar #20 to #7 - randomathon (12/04/2013) [-]
Chef Jeff
User avatar #22 to #7 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Incest: The Musical
#25 to #22 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (12/04/2013) [-]
didnt laugh at the original post. see your comment. laugh my ass off. well done sir
User avatar #36 to #15 - xplosevdiarrhea (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh god those character names are amazing.
User avatar #52 to #15 - damianblu (12/04/2013) [-]
Still a better story than twilight. No really, it got a 6.0 while twilight only got a 5.2

www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/
User avatar #45 to #15 - hairyjonson (12/04/2013) [-]
"All of you stick your hands into the holy asshole and when it lights up you'll have found the one." most famous quote from the movie
User avatar #101 to #15 - drunkasaurus (12/04/2013) [-]
GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE
For anyone who's interested
User avatar #46 to #15 - admiralen (12/04/2013) [-]
people who liked this also liked Despicable me....
#47 to #15 - applescryatnight ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
of course its from ******* denmark
#147 to #15 - nutellaauthority (12/05/2013) [-]
"People who liked this also liked: Despicable Me" 0_0
#151 to #147 - yisumad ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #7 - vegardwd (12/04/2013) [-]
schindlers list 2
User avatar #113 to #12 - skiskis (12/04/2013) [-]
the schindlering
#81 to #12 - lamarisagoodname (12/04/2013) [-]
that's not funny, people died
User avatar #164 to #12 - nibiru (12/05/2013) [-]
Robot Chicken: At the Movies
User avatar #165 to #164 - nibiru (12/05/2013) [-]
damn, start from 2:40: schindlers list 2
#195 to #12 - retepraamrod (12/05/2013) [-]
Electric Boogaloo
#194 to #12 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
*Schindler's Fist*
#192 to #12 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
actually im prettysure its brinkle brothers
#3 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
But then he bones Julianne Moore and you're just sitting there with the saddest boner.
User avatar #18 to #3 - guandy (12/04/2013) [-]
but... Julianne Moore is hot...
#144 to #18 - BigDoktor (12/04/2013) [-]
You might say there's something wrong with me but I am way more attracted to Julianne Moore than to Scarlett Johansson.
#44 to #18 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Hella to the yeah!
#9 - pappathethird (12/04/2013) [-]
I thought the same before watching it. When you've seen it, it's a lot more innocent.
#106 - perdition (12/04/2013) [-]
Scarlett Johannsson playing Black Widow in The Avengers

according to completelyseriouscomics
#185 to #106 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
u forgot the curves
#70 - weeeeeeeeeeee (12/04/2013) [-]
Sorta unrelated, but this reminds me of jocks who call theater gay. Dude, we literally practice kissing girls and you guys shower together.
Sorta unrelated, but this reminds me of jocks who call theater gay. Dude, we literally practice kissing girls and you guys shower together.
#168 to #70 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah but they **** girls and you don't so you cant really win.
#100 to #70 - azraelthemage (12/04/2013) [-]
If you think about it, all sports considered "Manly" are gay to some degree.    
   
Football- Bunch of sweaty guys in spandex wrestling for a ball.   
Wrestling- two dudes in spandex grabbing each other.   
Basketball- bunch of people juggling a ball up and down a court.   
Golf-.....Just 			****		 that boring ass game.   
Tennis- Just....close your eyes and listen to the game.   
   
I can name a few others.
If you think about it, all sports considered "Manly" are gay to some degree.

Football- Bunch of sweaty guys in spandex wrestling for a ball.
Wrestling- two dudes in spandex grabbing each other.
Basketball- bunch of people juggling a ball up and down a court.
Golf-.....Just **** that boring ass game.
Tennis- Just....close your eyes and listen to the game.

I can name a few others.
User avatar #103 to #100 - derak (12/04/2013) [-]
Rugby: Football and wrestling combined.

Yer welcome.
User avatar #125 to #100 - wtfduud (12/04/2013) [-]
Sice when do football players wear spandex?
#143 to #70 - cockandballz (12/04/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is you kiss girls fgt?
#209 to #143 - dailydusty (12/29/2013) [-]
something you don't do
User avatar #111 to #70 - lazypaul (12/04/2013) [-]
Athletes train with men and go home and **** women. Theater guys play with women and go home and **** guys.

Also, if you seriously think there is anything gay about showering in the same room as other guys then you have some reserved homosexuality going on.
User avatar #203 to #111 - weeeeeeeeeeee (12/05/2013) [-]
Haha just a joke dude, deep breaths
User avatar #150 - danzoshimura (12/05/2013) [-]
Why is it that every time a hot girl is mentioned someone has to say "am I the only one that doesn't find her attractive?" No. You're not.
User avatar #178 to #150 - calawesome (12/05/2013) [-]
when that girl is Scarlett Johansson, I'm pretty sure you are.
#104 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, she is the one who applied for the job, right?
#171 - deadmuerto (12/05/2013) [-]
I snack at the movies a lot

there's some great stuff on those floors, I tell ya
#177 to #171 - ogbiscuit ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #156 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
he was better as tommy, the alien son on third rock
User avatar #133 - irishhappyposter (12/04/2013) [-]
thumb me up faggots!
User avatar #207 to #159 - irishhappyposter (12/05/2013) [-]
thank you!
#96 - puzekatt (12/04/2013) [-]
lightbulb gets it
#30 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
I really don't think Scarlett Johansson is that attractive. She has big boobs and an okay ass, and that's it.   
   
<FJ's fw.
I really don't think Scarlett Johansson is that attractive. She has big boobs and an okay ass, and that's it.

<FJ's fw.
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#129 to #30 - kernelstack (12/04/2013) [-]
So, your definition of attractive is small boobs and an ass which is not okay?
So, your definition of attractive is small boobs and an ass which is not okay?
User avatar #131 to #129 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes actually, I like small and perky boobs, with a butt that is muscular enough to support itself, without being very large. But the thing that makes her most unattractive to me is her face structure. It's just very strange looking to me.
#190 to #30 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
I agree completely! Why is everyone worshipping her? She's definitely not ugly but not my definition of beautiful either. I don't like her face that much.
#193 to #30 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
"an ok ass"??
There's a scene where she jerks him off with her ass alone.
That's not "ok ass" that's epic skilled ass.
JGL is a fuqin genius!
User avatar #199 to #30 - IamSofaKingdom (12/05/2013) [-]
I actually agree. I don't think she is that attractive and all of her roles constantly zooming in on her face and trying to play up on her looks constantly doesn't help. I used to have a crush on Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston (in Friends) as a kid and I really like Masiela Lusha (but mostly because she loves literature, being pretty helps with the rest). Right now I think Mila Kunis is cute and she likes video games and I like Jennifer Lawrence.
User avatar #201 to #199 - commontroll (12/05/2013) [-]
I'd say all of them are really pretty. Not like goddesses or anything, but just pretty. But everybody has different tastes. I certainly wasn't looking down on others for thinking Johansson is hot, I just don't agree. She's got great eyes though.
#51 to #30 - tedge (12/04/2013) [-]
she gets more credit than deserved, i'll agree. but i would be lying if i denied her ass fills me with glee. i could go on with this poem, i could give you more. But it wouldn't make up for your mother being a whore.
User avatar #34 to #30 - smaaen ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Personal opinion is always nice.

So here is mine: Scarlett in The Island (with Ewan McGreggor) - ******* hell she is attractive/sexy there.
#53 to #30 - PlagueDoctor (12/04/2013) [-]
Salma Hayek and Olivia Wilde are Hollywood's hottest gals atm
Salma Hayek and Olivia Wilde are Hollywood's hottest gals atm
#202 to #53 - swagbot (12/05/2013) [-]
+1 for that ridiculously hilarious gif.
User avatar #148 to #53 - yisumad ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up.
Is that...Malfoy?
User avatar #172 to #148 - themassivefail (12/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, in Get Him To The Greek... I think... ??
#116 to #30 - theincrediblegoose (12/04/2013) [-]
An OKAY ass????
User avatar #118 to #116 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah. An okay ass. I'm sorry, am I not allowed to have different tastes than you, Sir Bonesalot?
User avatar #119 to #118 - theincrediblegoose (12/04/2013) [-]
Sure ya are, buddy! Just like I'm totally allowed to ridicule you for it!
User avatar #122 to #119 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
I mean, you are, but do you really want to?
User avatar #120 to #119 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
You're allowed to ridicule me for preferring girls with more ample butts than her?
User avatar #123 to #120 - theincrediblegoose (12/04/2013) [-]
Well I don't want to anymore. I just did it a few minutes ago.
User avatar #124 to #123 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
I honestly don't see anywhere that you ridicule me. Which is fine I guess. I see you disagreeing, and that's perfectly valid.
User avatar #128 to #124 - theincrediblegoose (12/04/2013) [-]
True. I guess I didn't really ridicule you. I'll guess.. Uh. "Hey faggot ur gay for not likin that bootay."

I guess in the end it doesn't matter to me at all. You could have a thing for muskrats in dresses for all I care.
User avatar #130 to #128 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, who doesn't have a thing for muskrats in dresses? But yeah, to each their own. I can see why people find her attractive, it's just she don't do it for me.
#58 to #30 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Everybody commenting saying other girls are hotter... you won't get green thumbs!
Everybody commenting saying other girls are hotter... you won't get green thumbs!
User avatar #31 to #30 - adunsaveme (12/04/2013) [-]
She's okay. Jenna Coleman is better.
#48 to #31 - iphraem (12/04/2013) [-]
I think every Whovian thinks that
User avatar #49 to #48 - adunsaveme (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not a Whovian, she's just beautiful
User avatar #50 to #49 - iphraem (12/04/2013) [-]
and you are absolutely right
#149 to #48 - lordmoldywart (12/05/2013) [-]
Shame she's hooked up with Rob Stark
User avatar #55 to #31 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
You're god damn right.
#42 to #30 - paparoachgirl (12/04/2013) [-]
it's alright, I don't think she's as attractive as people give her credit for. I mean she's beautiful but I think there are so many other women I find sexier. Aka Amber heard.
it's alright, I don't think she's as attractive as people give her credit for. I mean she's beautiful but I think there are so many other women I find sexier. Aka Amber heard.
#115 to #42 - Kadzait (12/04/2013) [-]
it's alright, I don't think she's as attractive as people give her credit for. I mean she's beautiful but I think there are so many other women I find sexier. Aka Kate Nash.
ftfy
#204 to #115 - paparoachgirl (12/05/2013) [-]
I agree that Kate Nash is pure sexiness. I love, love, love her voice too. I wish I could make sweet love to her music.
#138 to #42 - bigmanblue ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
thats not fair though
i mean its amber heard
how is that fair to anyone you compare her to
#59 to #30 - izaya (12/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #59 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Still not doin' it for me.
User avatar #67 to #30 - hotschurl (12/04/2013) [-]
I used to think like you, then i saw a movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona where she played a character i absolutely loved and ever since then i find her smoking hot.
User avatar #54 to #30 - uhidk (12/04/2013) [-]
none of these women are attractive.
User avatar #60 to #30 - zombifier (12/04/2013) [-]
her tits are small, she had a breast reduction years ago
#33 to #30 - islandofpen (12/04/2013) [-]
shut ur whore mouth
User avatar #56 to #33 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
Look, that face is just ugly looking to me. Granted, she looked great in Avengers, with short red hair, but long blonde doesn't really... help her look great.
User avatar #79 to #56 - jakekel (12/04/2013) [-]
Funny junk really does have some high ******* standards.
User avatar #117 to #79 - commontroll (12/04/2013) [-]
She just isn't my preference is all. I'm not saying she's the most hideous thing to walk the earth, just that I can't find her face attractive. Too angular and all. Like, to me, in that she looks more alien than human. And I'm not trying to be rude about that, it just does.

And have you seen her without make up? No thanks. I'll stick to my now-ex.
#145 to #117 - ennemi (12/04/2013) [-]
what kind of girls do you find attractive ?
User avatar #146 to #145 - commontroll (12/05/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't really have any set type, though the face type that Jenna Coleman (below) has is very attractive to me.
User avatar #90 to #56 - puut (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah... yeah... dyed red heads are so much joy to see.
#108 to #33 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Man, we can't even have preferences these days.   
   
Gif related. It's someone better than Scarlett Johansson in every way.
Man, we can't even have preferences these days.

Gif related. It's someone better than Scarlett Johansson in every way.
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User avatar #6 to #1 - cycloneshow (12/04/2013) [-]
you annoy me
#10 to #6 - fisterfight (12/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - realbaddude (12/04/2013) [-]
I heard betty white turned the role down
#24 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
The movie name is: Don Jon
User avatar #23 - splinfinity ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Having looked through the comments: WHAT THE **** IS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE?
#26 to #23 - anon (12/04/2013) [-]
Don Jon
#136 - iamthecancer (12/04/2013) [-]
Hello Fellow FJ'ers! I have just formulated a bucket list and on it is to get to lv. 400. I understand this is a difficult task and quite a feat, and instead of being funny for the likes, I would like to request it kindly. So, if you wouldn't mind taking 0.2 seconds out of your (im sure) busy lives, could you please thumb this comment up? Thanks
Hello Fellow FJ'ers! I have just formulated a bucket list and on it is to get to lv. 400. I understand this is a difficult task and quite a feat, and instead of being funny for the likes, I would like to request it kindly. So, if you wouldn't mind taking 0.2 seconds out of your (im sure) busy lives, could you please thumb this comment up? Thanks
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User avatar #137 to #136 - spateeter (12/04/2013) [-]
be funny first
#141 to #137 - iamthecancer (12/04/2013) [-]
but.... funny = thumbs and i want the opposite of that you stupid ****
#183 to #141 - swagmasterj (12/05/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #208 to #183 - unlithe ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
he thinks the pink name thing is still up.
#140 to #136 - youarenotspecial (12/04/2013) [-]
You really need a more exciting bucket list.
You really need a more exciting bucket list.
#62 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
Hello Fellow FJ'ers! I have just formulated a bucket list and on it is to get to lv. 400. I understand this is a difficult task and quite a feat, and instead of being funny for the likes, I would like to request it kindly. So, if you wouldn't mind taking 0.2 seconds out of your (im sure) busy lives, could you please thumb this comment up? Thanks
Hello Fellow FJ'ers! I have just formulated a bucket list and on it is to get to lv. 400. I understand this is a difficult task and quite a feat, and instead of being funny for the likes, I would like to request it kindly. So, if you wouldn't mind taking 0.2 seconds out of your (im sure) busy lives, could you please thumb this comment up? Thanks
#170 to #139 - anon (12/05/2013) [-]
nice ******** . thx.
User avatar #105 to #62 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
Just to make sure you don't get to lvl -400 either, I'll thumb you up since you're negative
User avatar #107 to #105 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
lolponyfaglickmutnutsimsoruseful
User avatar #109 to #107 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
You should try to be a bit less obvious if you want red thumbs.
User avatar #110 to #109 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
who said I wanted red thumbs fgt
User avatar #112 to #110 - hates (12/04/2013) [-]
It looks like you're a fag trying way too hard to say stuff to get you red thumbed
User avatar #114 to #112 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
you don't know my life
#63 to #62 - boblou (12/04/2013) [-]
go **** yourself. if you want thumbs, be funny.
User avatar #64 to #63 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
suck me dry, homo
User avatar #65 to #64 - speedysteve (12/04/2013) [-]
homophobia isn't funny.
Dick.
User avatar #66 to #65 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
neither is ur mum
mcfaggatron9001
#68 to #66 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
mcfaggatron9001 is ohp
User avatar #69 to #68 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
u talkin **** m8?
#71 to #69 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
U WANNA TAKE DIS OUTSIDE? BLOODY WANKER
User avatar #72 to #71 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
WOW I DONT EVEN NEED 2 LEAF MY CHAIR CUNTBAG. ILL FKIN SEND MY GOONS @ U. IM FKIN KING OF THE UNDERGROUND
#73 to #72 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
U STARTIN AGAIN!! ILL FUK U UP, A FORK UP YOUR ARSE SON, U WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A MONTH. CUM FITE ME IRL BRAHN!
User avatar #75 to #73 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
ILL FKIN KNOCK OUT ALL YOUR TEETH CEPT UR FRONT 2 AND HOOK EM TO MY 2013 KIA SORENTO AND DRAG U ROUND TOWN TILL UR BALLS FALL OFF
#77 to #75 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
ITS ON FGIT, ILL KNOCK U IN2 DE NEXT MILLENIA. ILL CUNT SMASH U M8: U CANT SEE WATS NEXT FKER; ILL RIP YOUR YARDBALLS OUT WANKER!
User avatar #82 to #77 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
listen m8 idont thik u fully understand how calm i am. i will peaceufll y walk to ur ouse and ring the doorbell and ask 4 ur mother. then shell be all like ohhhhhh heeeeeeeeey bb were u been and ill be like fkin ur mum ******* then ill knock her outand find u jacking it in ur roomto furry **** ad ill knock u over with my fat cock ad ******** u into submission k homo?
#85 to #82 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
ok, me mum pepsi *turn it around*, so u can suk mi dek instad fin.
User avatar #92 to #85 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
ew no das gey
#97 to #92 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
pls no
User avatar #78 to #77 - newsuperyoshi (12/04/2013) [-]
ladies, ladies, your both pretty.
User avatar #83 to #78 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
yo dats gey man
User avatar #84 to #83 - newsuperyoshi (12/04/2013) [-]
Calling a bisexual gay doesn't really work all that well...
#86 to #84 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
"bisexual" you don't really know that until you get anything
User avatar #88 to #86 - newsuperyoshi (12/04/2013) [-]
If you don't think so, then it's not so for you.
#91 to #88 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
well a finger up your bum doesn't make you a "bisexual" it just make you normal.
User avatar #95 to #91 - newsuperyoshi (12/04/2013) [-]
Nor did I ever say it did.
User avatar #87 to #84 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
fill me up, buttercup
User avatar #89 to #87 - newsuperyoshi (12/04/2013) [-]
-zip-
User avatar #94 to #89 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
cum until u bleed
#80 to #78 - rasmusdum (12/04/2013) [-]
you think so *blush* ~~desu desu~~
#181 to #63 - kievbutcher (12/05/2013) [-]
I don't think this is a thumbwhore. I think its an advanced troll who knows asking for green thumbs gets you negative thumbs and hes going for negative levels
User avatar #196 to #181 - fantasma (12/05/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#152 to #63 - jetech (12/05/2013) [-]
cmon honestly u think being funny is how people get thumbs on this site? try being a sad sack of **** . this mother ****** almost had it right, the post was just too long
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