Cleaning out the pots are next.. I lost my virginity to a llama. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some llamas, goats and sheep there. I was left t tags are a lie
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Cleaning out the pots are next.

Cleaning out the pots are next.. I lost my virginity to a llama. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some llamas, goats and sheep there. I was left t

I lost my virginity to a llama. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some llamas, goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so ******* hot. I tied one of the llamas up in one of the hay barns and ****** it bareback in the ass. It was ******* amazing and I was **** scared in case I got caught.
That was like 8 years ago and since then I've ****** about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that llama. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.

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#34 - sasquatchmaniaman (05/01/2014) [-]
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That description
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (04/30/2014) [-]
Dat description
Dat description
#4 - sardukai (04/30/2014) [-]
that description though.....
#17 - chaoticlaw (05/01/2014) [-]
I love content with descriptions like this.
#10 - xyzlegend (04/30/2014) [-]
desc.
desc.
User avatar #12 - mymommasallama (04/30/2014) [-]
*reads desc.*.........father??
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#9 - ganondork (04/30/2014) [-]
I thumbed up solely for that description.

OP, you glorious winged faggot
#32 - ugoboom ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
LE DESCRIPTION IS FUNNY
#24 - missderpy (05/01/2014) [-]
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#13 - roegath (04/30/2014) [-]
OP's fw 			*******		 anything but llamas
OP's fw ******* anything but llamas
#20 - shadowrated (05/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - cazabrow ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
I love how no one gives a **** about the actual content.
User avatar #11 - pappathethird (04/30/2014) [-]
Caaaaaarlll .... that ruins sex for people the rest of their lives!
#37 to #11 - applesdontpee (05/01/2014) [-]
well, carl would probably would have sex with llamas i got the joke you were making though
#14 - scafoldbich (04/30/2014) [-]
I like how all the comments have nothing to do with LoZ but about that glorious description
#39 - fleetfox (05/01/2014) [-]
Description...dude
Description...dude
#41 to #39 - anon (05/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - reloadedhamster (04/30/2014) [-]
Zelda
#5 - grogovic (04/30/2014) [-]
**grogovic rolled image** MFW description.
User avatar #7 to #5 - theugandanhero (04/30/2014) [-]
non
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