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#1 - Elk (01/09/2016) [-]
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**Elk rolled image** HFW
#74 to #1 - erble (01/10/2016) [-]
> joshlol
> someones bf
I still love you joshlol
User avatar #35 to #1 - sirclydeth (01/10/2016) [-]
Thumbed content specifically in hopes that more people will lay their eyes on this awesome roll
#51 to #1 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
#66 to #1 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
THE MOTHER OF ALL THE SWEET ROLLS
User avatar #7 to #1 - soliniumpulse (01/10/2016) [-]
God-tier roll
User avatar #3 to #1 - slayerdog ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Got em.
User avatar #45 to #1 - horsehat (01/10/2016) [-]
holy **** go buy a lottery ticket or something
#28 - schwerdaddy (01/10/2016) [-]
Take a girl on a boat; you're sure to get laid... because of the implication.
#50 to #28 - rainbowbear ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
thumbed for based dennis
#10 - thewafflearmeee (01/10/2016) [-]
While i fully admit and aware there's a lot of ******** stories that come around

people who think little things like these are fake without any shadow of a doubt kind of make me a little sad inside

because if you think literally nothing cute/funny happens between anyone ever kinda says a lot about your own social interactions
User avatar #73 to #10 - talldumbdork (01/10/2016) [-]
I think most of the stories that are like this are made for comedy or lieks or whatever. Not really fair to insult our social interactions for being skeptical. I still enjoy many of the stories I assume are fake.
#12 to #10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Bud... It's a fake story. Get over yourself.
#40 to #10 - shinybuttfinger (01/10/2016) [-]
>believing **** posted on the internet without proof

User avatar #69 to #10 - Furubatsu (01/10/2016) [-]
I mean, statistically something like this must've happened to someone at some point
User avatar #71 to #10 - toosexyforyou (01/10/2016) [-]
She's just bragging about her rich quirky boyfriend, she has to pretend to be annoyed while telling the story to fake being modest and really sell how quirky he is.
User avatar #48 to #10 - roguehazzard (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, I believe they happen because I've been a part of it, however it always seems so ***** coming from Tumblr.
#25 to #10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
It's not so much that cute/funny **** doesn't happen, and more of tumblr makes **** up all the time.
#67 to #10 - nyiagh (01/10/2016) [-]
Something that happened to me:

-be me few months ago at my gf's place
-just started to watch Rick & Morty and I love it
-decided to show it to her
-1st episode, she really likes it
-few hours after that we wanted to have some fun
-drags my head to her ear and wanted me to dirty talk
-"tell me something nice and lewd"
-lean in
-slowly start saying with a deep and calm voice "put it waaaay up inside your butthole"
-both of us started laughing like hell, she kicked me in the croth
-worth it
User avatar #21 to #10 - thewowpimp (01/10/2016) [-]
Anyone got source on that webm?

I've been looking for it for ages
#23 to #22 - thewowpimp (01/10/2016) [-]
Thank you, my good man.
#39 to #22 - spartantoaster (01/10/2016) [-]
can I get sauce on that pic
#15 - Lintutu (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
that run-on sentence
User avatar #26 to #15 - manofparody (01/10/2016) [-]
Tumblr doesn't know how to use punctuation.
User avatar #31 to #26 - darknak (01/10/2016) [-]
the internet doesn't know how to use punctuation*
#38 to #31 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
the internet doesnt know how to use punctuation*
User avatar #41 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
If the exchange of "aye aye captain" and "I can't hear you" didn't give away the fact that he was going to do that, it's your own fault.

Also, if you get mad or embarrassed at funny things happening during intimate moments, you're not right for each other.
User avatar #16 to #13 - stealingbikes ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You leave Seymore out of this
User avatar #36 - lulzinmyroflcopter (01/10/2016) [-]
If you can't laugh during sex, you're with the wrong person

I should know, my girl laughs everytime i get naked
#59 to #36 - ninjahitman (01/10/2016) [-]
mine does too
#57 - robotvoice (01/10/2016) [-]
Spongebob Theme Song - 800% Slower
OOOHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #75 to #57 - skrelt (01/10/2016) [-]
what episode is that?
#65 to #57 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#60 to #57 - theironbullordo (01/10/2016) [-]
That is a whole BOAT FULL OF NOPE!
User avatar #61 to #60 - robotvoice (01/10/2016) [-]
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME.
IT IS A GOOD PAIN.
#52 - menorin (01/10/2016) [-]
I'll take **** that didn't happen for 300 dollars
#2 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
HA HA HA! OH WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE EXAGGERATED SITUATIONS LIKE THAT HAPPEN ONLY TO PEOPLE WHO USE THE INTERNET.
User avatar #6 to #2 - lathyrusvii (01/10/2016) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #8 to #2 - hurpfry (01/10/2016) [-]
Well... I mean you're not gonna read about a post online if the person who it happened to doesn't post it online, right?
User avatar #17 to #2 - lemanrouste (01/10/2016) [-]
See, I always figure that people that say this **** just have incredibly boring lives or only talk with incredibly boring people.
#20 to #2 - oldflattop (01/10/2016) [-]
ohhhh nooooo, how dare I enjoy something on the internet, regardless of weather it happened or not.
User avatar #4 to #2 - badgoodass (01/09/2016) [-]
Funny how you guys don't post the same on greentext stories
User avatar #18 to #4 - Deavas (01/10/2016) [-]
i see this in response to that in every post
and you forget one thing
4chan is anonymous where they make up stories and we know it and dont care
cumblr has handles or whatever the uck theyre called, and "internet fame" can be gained by lying. same for fj, reddit, twitter, etc.
User avatar #19 to #4 - YoursTruley (01/10/2016) [-]
because they are inherently ********
User avatar #32 to #19 - badgoodass (01/10/2016) [-]
and this one isn't
tumblr is yet another website meant purely for entertainment (plus SJW propaganda ofc)
User avatar #33 to #32 - badgoodass (01/10/2016) [-]
**** meant to say "and this one isn't?"
User avatar #53 - billyblooper (01/10/2016) [-]
Translation:
I want a boyfriend who is rich enough to own a yacht. I dream of making out with him and one day I will force him to **** me. I will end up ruining it by being retarded so therefore claim that he raped me.
User avatar #54 to #53 - chenn (01/10/2016) [-]
You alright there buddy? Sounds like you got, uh, kind of a rough relationship with women.
#55 to #53 - ronyx ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
#70 to #53 - lolerbot ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
u ok bro?
User avatar #68 - coldclaws (01/10/2016) [-]
lel so randumb xd
#30 - mikepetru (01/10/2016) [-]
And she didn't say **** because she won't leave a man with a boat, no matter how non-existent her sense of humor is.
#9 - bioconstriculative (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh come on, she walked right into that one.
#5 - nykis (01/09/2016) [-]
GIF
" **** that didn't happen" would be a good idea for a comp
User avatar #27 to #5 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Do you assume everything on the internet is the truth if it's not unlikely?
User avatar #29 to #5 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Roleplaying is a thing
people do that
thats like

a normal thing bro
#42 to #29 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
to make them sound stupid and inexperienced you could have also said:

Sailing is a thing
people do that
that's like

a normal thing, bro, dude, mate, brother in qualms
#43 - choobe ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
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>story actually credible
>the whole comment section be like pic related

Really? It involves one guy, one girl, and a joke, and that's unbelievable? I see no reason to doubt this story other than "we don't know it's true, so it might as well be false", it's not like "then the whole restaurant clapped" or anything like that.
User avatar #58 to #43 - citizenofnecrocity (01/10/2016) [-]
Always assume rumors and stories are false, rather than that they're true. Proof is easy enough to come by.
#63 to #58 - choobe ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah, sure, we should always assume every story on the Internet is false, but if people where actually doing this on principle then it would either be on every post with an alleged "real" story, or we shouldn't see it at all, since it's everyone's underlying assumption.

This reaction is just because stories on tumblr tend to stretch how believable they are, so some people have taken to do this to every tumblr story.
User avatar #11 - tinkotin (01/10/2016) [-]
and then all the fish in the water started clapping
#76 - rollingpicture (01/10/2016) [-]
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