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as a CSR at Verizon.
customer support because mom is Mexican and I speak spanish.
whit tier mexican calls to activate a Galaxy SI
him to get em of his house, lift the phone as high as possible on his hand and scream ACTUATED
Held him to do it three times.
wear adder opening and then screams, in spanish bum.
1, Nnothing happens
him to scream harder, in english, otherwise it would neverborn.
activation signal-.
Wright after the last scream the phone gets the confirmation EMS.
talking about how amusing is tech nowadays.
not to laugh my ass off
him to lift the phone and scream activate three times if he gets bad reception fer example in restaurants or malls.
still talking about how incredible is tech nowadays.
the same process to ever Elli] customers.
Equality agents monitered some of my calls, they laughed like hell but i got fired.
Aabout three months later.
Elating at BK with my gt
sitting behind me.
woman suddenly stands up, lifts her phone and screams.
mthree times, ofcourse.
xi laughed like never befire_
to gt
Totally worth it.
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Submitted: 11/22/2013
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#2 - verycoolcat (11/23/2013) [-]
People are going to think a bunch of mexicans at the airport trying to make a phone call are actually middle eastern terrorists.... hah.
#12 - maaarknuuuut (11/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - tgbacon (11/22/2013) [-]
I got fired while working as a csr for telling a lady from Florida that little gnomes got inside of her cable box and played dirty movies.
#13 - oodlesandoodles (11/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was talking to one of my coworkers about the show "Hoarders" and somewhere in the conversation, I said "...some pretty nice sized rats." As I said it, one of my bosses (female) happened to walk by. She stops and looks at me with disgust and asks: "Did you just say that I have a pretty nice sized rack?" Now anyone with even a shred of social skills would've just corrected her, but I tend to overthink everything I say. I didn't want to offend her or anything, so I responded with "No, it's a pretty nice size. I've seen worse." It was only after I said it that realized how retarded it was
I was talking to one of my coworkers about the show "Hoarders" and somewhere in the conversation, I said "...some pretty nice sized rats." As I said it, one of my bosses (female) happened to walk by. She stops and looks at me with disgust and asks: "Did you just say that I have a pretty nice sized rack?" Now anyone with even a shred of social skills would've just corrected her, but I tend to overthink everything I say. I didn't want to offend her or anything, so I responded with "No, it's a pretty nice size. I've seen worse." It was only after I said it that realized how retarded it was
#23 - maycontainallergys (11/23/2013) [-]
Fire him? This guy needs a promotion!
#21 - gongthehawkeye (11/23/2013) [-]
Why would you fire him, that's ******* glorious.
#15 - iizsimon (11/23/2013) [-]
AHAHAHJAHAHAH OH GOD LOL
AHAHAHJAHAHAH OH GOD LOL
#29 - arcticassassin (11/23/2013) [-]
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#3 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
never happened
#11 to #3 - timelimit (11/23/2013) [-]
still made me laugh
User avatar #20 - redstain (11/23/2013) [-]
I got "fired" once from a job I had when I was 16. Fired is in quotations because I was not actually fired. It was a joke I was working as a ships cook and I ran out of chicken strips just as the capitan was coming to eat. I got "re-hired" about 3 weeks later when the capitan came over the intercom and called for me to bring him some bacon. I delivered that bacon in about 20 seconds
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#19 - salsawin ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
I hope this is real.
#17 - iamphoenix (11/23/2013) [-]
4Chan is a farm for viral methods of ******* with people.
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