So today I was in my sociology class and everybody was discussing their various favourite 'ism' - Feminism, Marxism and what have you, and I just zoned out until my teacher called on me
"Anon, what do you believe in?" Bewildered and half asleep I blurted out
"Potatoes." The whole class looked at me like I was an idiot... so I continues "Well they get to spend all day in the ground, doing nothing, inside and the sunlight is poisonous to them so I can really identify with them... I mean.... They're a great source of potassium?"