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Clap for a turtle with his rappin shell

school
Ppretty normality named Lewis
not tee weird. not tee smart. we get the idea
assigned project en future careers
turn
leaves the room
Khornes back with a box
Tthere are hundreds in the box
Litterally hundreds
spills
Liittle turtles ******* everywhere
actual ****
starts FREAKING OUT. about the turtles escaping
Litterally bursts into tears
dad is a herpetologist and they' re his. turtles.
Juewis stele. the turtles
ofthe turtles escape because they' re turtles. we post pickitem up and put them back: it' s not can run fast
me to take him to the office SC) they can call his dad and pick upthe turtles
went stop crying
aactually has a seizure en the waite the office
turtle her»: again. all down the. stairwell
Bealls down the stairs with them
his scalp men. hits his face
Sturtles and blood everywhere
hakeem run up and down three flights of stairs and collect the turtles while Lewis is unconscious
Teachers later ask me why I helped the turtles and net Lewis. I still don' t know.
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#5 - regius (02/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Prevented a school bombing > helping the terrorist who brought them. EVERYTIME.
#12 - specialone (02/28/2014) [-]
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#3 - ahippoeatingacat (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #11 - benschien (02/28/2014) [-]
that's a very nice story but i'm more impressed by that pidgeon
#15 - anpex (02/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Has anyone ever tried just reading the first sentence and last sentence of these?

#2 - itsthetie ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
#24 - iluvonedirection (02/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
4CHAN CANCER DETECTED PLEASEGET TO A SAFE DISTANCE BEFORE DOWNVOTING THIS CANCEROUS POST
4CHAN CANCER DETECTED PLEASEGET TO A SAFE DISTANCE BEFORE DOWNVOTING THIS CANCEROUS POST
#25 to #24 - logickid (02/28/2014) [-]
>4chan
>cancer
I'm pretty sure 4chan has always had cancer, and so do we.
User avatar #9 - masterfluffydubs (02/28/2014) [-]
oh my sweet **** I cannot stop laughing
User avatar #6 - hellomynameisbill (02/28/2014) [-]
because lewis was an idiot
User avatar #7 - samsaysbai ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
inb4 "I like turtles"
User avatar #1 - theflamingfire (02/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like something tridaak would do...
#27 - bobthebean (02/28/2014) [-]
This reminds me of this book called "Sideways stories from wayside school" I don't know if anyone else has heard of it
User avatar #22 - mrgoodlove (02/28/2014) [-]
I didn't realize it was the wrong thing to do until he said it at the end
#16 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
"None of the turtles escaped because they're turtles"
I cant stop laughing
(everything else besides this is just gravy)
#14 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Has anyone ever tried just reading the first sentence and last sentence of these?
#13 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
My name is Lewis too
I've seen this post a good number of times but everytime i start reading it I think its me because I was ****** up in middle school as well
User avatar #10 - shadowsynergy (02/28/2014) [-]
I like turtles.
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