Civilization V: Don't Attack My Civ
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jerrythefruit ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] Really? Works for both, then, i guess. I found it in a civ compilation. Never played tropico, but civ has the resource requests, as seen in the pic.
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jerrythefruit ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] No, civ. Cities will request resources, whales being one of the many possibilities, and will go crazy if you connect that resource to your trade system.
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thempc (08/24/2015) [-] >mfw i had units on every single tile around my friend's capital and he believed me when i told him they were automated
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ragingbrony (08/25/2015) [-] It's not for realism, it's for game balance.
If they didn't boot you out, you could just kill another civs capital in 1 turn without them having the time to react (with AI anyways, since any sane human player would see it happening)
If they didn't boot you out, you could just kill another civs capital in 1 turn without them having the time to react (with AI anyways, since any sane human player would see it happening)
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teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-] When I was in the 8th grade I did this exact thing to a friend of mine. I think I was playing as the japanese or something. It was in school and we had enough copies for the whole class to play in different LAN games. It was BADASS!
But me and a couple friends decided to play together and teamup against some other people. We were in a lobby of 6. 3 us, 3 them. It was perfect. I got the southern end of the map and had no idea where they were at. I never sent scouts out, I never ventured too far. I let my guys worry about all that, filling in the map for my head. I focused heavily on offence. I built the biggest army I could, all the while talking like it was casual. they took over the middle area filled with gold and started farming. We rested there for a little while and gained our forces and advanced through the ages. Soon my army was covering the whole screen when I looked at it (I didn't want them to know).
I told both of them, that I was creating an army. And that I have superior units to them. I told them I would whipe out everyone else on the board. They just had to send me all of there resources. I told them I have been making some units right now for defence, ask them if they want any. "of course man, It would be great to have some extra help". So I sent my army, split in half. Still enough to wipe out them out easy peasy even with defence. There resources finally get to me and I spend all of it on siege units. I make incredible amounts of them. Then I sent them. I said, "reinforcements on the way, my new army is done."
They turned to our enemies and said that it was all over and that we were totally going to win. They didn't even care, But one guy... He had seen everything I was doing and just laughed the entire time.
When I got my siege units to my friends castles I told them to send their resources to me again. That I was going to attack in waves. They agreed that was a good idea just in case. As soon as they said, "alright everything is sent" I turned off the peace treaty with them and started decimating them from the inside out. Nothing stood any kind of chance. My main friend who I usually communicated strategy with was like "wait what? Why are your units attacking? Dude your units are attacking me! That's not what they're supposed to do!". He's screaming and yelling trying to grasp what was happening and trying to stop it at the same time. I already killed his castle so he was out of the game. But he was still furious. My other friends castle was better built from defence on the outside. If I had been on the outside I might have had problems. But because I infiltrated his castle I #rekt his **** . They were just dying, as was the guy across the way.
I ended up regrouping all of my units and sending them out to kill the other guys. There was a small force that tried to attack my castle. They were taken care of quickly.
But me and a couple friends decided to play together and teamup against some other people. We were in a lobby of 6. 3 us, 3 them. It was perfect. I got the southern end of the map and had no idea where they were at. I never sent scouts out, I never ventured too far. I let my guys worry about all that, filling in the map for my head. I focused heavily on offence. I built the biggest army I could, all the while talking like it was casual. they took over the middle area filled with gold and started farming. We rested there for a little while and gained our forces and advanced through the ages. Soon my army was covering the whole screen when I looked at it (I didn't want them to know).
I told both of them, that I was creating an army. And that I have superior units to them. I told them I would whipe out everyone else on the board. They just had to send me all of there resources. I told them I have been making some units right now for defence, ask them if they want any. "of course man, It would be great to have some extra help". So I sent my army, split in half. Still enough to wipe out them out easy peasy even with defence. There resources finally get to me and I spend all of it on siege units. I make incredible amounts of them. Then I sent them. I said, "reinforcements on the way, my new army is done."
They turned to our enemies and said that it was all over and that we were totally going to win. They didn't even care, But one guy... He had seen everything I was doing and just laughed the entire time.
When I got my siege units to my friends castles I told them to send their resources to me again. That I was going to attack in waves. They agreed that was a good idea just in case. As soon as they said, "alright everything is sent" I turned off the peace treaty with them and started decimating them from the inside out. Nothing stood any kind of chance. My main friend who I usually communicated strategy with was like "wait what? Why are your units attacking? Dude your units are attacking me! That's not what they're supposed to do!". He's screaming and yelling trying to grasp what was happening and trying to stop it at the same time. I already killed his castle so he was out of the game. But he was still furious. My other friends castle was better built from defence on the outside. If I had been on the outside I might have had problems. But because I infiltrated his castle I #rekt his **** . They were just dying, as was the guy across the way.
I ended up regrouping all of my units and sending them out to kill the other guys. There was a small force that tried to attack my castle. They were taken care of quickly.
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xsirwafflezx (08/24/2015) [-] Every game goes like this for me:
"Oh damn, x is beating me in tech, y is nearing the end of culture and z is going for that diplomatic victory."
"Guess i'll have to kill them all."
"Oh damn, x is beating me in tech, y is nearing the end of culture and z is going for that diplomatic victory."
"Guess i'll have to kill them all."
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GnRNoD (08/25/2015) [-] I don't play civ4, never did, I liked civ 3 so much I played it till civ 5 came out, but my civ 5 games usually end up with me going for cultural, and being peacefull, having 5 or 6 cities that are top notch with top notch units protecting them being cheap and all, and then I get attacked, so I start to build an army to retaliate, someone gets mad at me for killing the one's that attacked me, I have too many cities to get culture levels and boom I'm conquering the world.
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flowgo (08/24/2015) [-]
by far the most fun i have in Civ is building a continent spanning civilization, right up the middle, seperating a bunch of factions from eachother. im practicly immune from any form of attack, because i can exchange passing through rights with the guys on the other side for a request to attack.
and at the end game, everyone is within nuking range.
and at the end game, everyone is within nuking range.
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anon (08/24/2015) [-] **anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
Theron: It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.
King Leonidas: Nor shall it. I've issued no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard.
**anonymous rolled image**
Theron: It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.
King Leonidas: Nor shall it. I've issued no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard.
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redbannerman ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] That moment when you see 10 units of another Civ's army around your borders and their standing turns to "friendly"
I was only pretending to be your friend. Not the most polite thing, I know, but great leaders are seldom remembered for their manners.
Looking at you Ramkamhaeng
I was only pretending to be your friend. Not the most polite thing, I know, but great leaders are seldom remembered for their manners.
Looking at you Ramkamhaeng
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mgsexplain (08/25/2015) [-] I know it's a guy, but it looks a lot like a girl because of that mascara and eyeshadow.
My dick is confused.
My dick is confused.
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mgsexplain (08/25/2015) [-] also, the hair threw me off. pls change to girl so I don't feel gay.
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crimsongungnir (08/25/2015) [-] yeah, it's a girl with no boobs or vagina and a penis.
You can be attracted to both, nothing wrong with being bisexual.
either way it's just a drawing.
You can be attracted to both, nothing wrong with being bisexual.
either way it's just a drawing.
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mgsexplain (08/25/2015) [-] I never said I was attracted to him, I said my dick was confused. I could be talking about it having trouble reading a road map.
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thebaseballexpert (08/25/2015) [-] >implying you wouldn't just one bag it or tap it from behind
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-] So I have Civ 5, I got it free (I think it was for voting in the golden joystick awards.)
I've only installed, booted it up and tried a tutorial and it wasn't really for me.
Is there a mode that is like free roam, where you can just build **** like in Zoo Tycoon or Sim Park and so on? Or is it still that tile and wait system?
I've only installed, booted it up and tried a tutorial and it wasn't really for me.
Is there a mode that is like free roam, where you can just build **** like in Zoo Tycoon or Sim Park and so on? Or is it still that tile and wait system?
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sparkyoneonetwo (08/24/2015) [-] Pretty sure you can only play it the long waiting way.
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] Ah, well thanks for the info, much appreciated.
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] Thanks a bunch for the information, I shall have a look at it.
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] I'm not a huge fan of turn based games.
I was just wondering could I just create stuff freely, like the Caesar games. I just like creating stuff
Perhaps sometime in the future I'l go back and give Civ a proper try.
I was just wondering could I just create stuff freely, like the Caesar games. I just like creating stuff
Perhaps sometime in the future I'l go back and give Civ a proper try.
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innocentbabies (08/25/2015) [-]
No, there's no sandbox-type mode where you just build whatever you feel like for free. The game's not well suited for that anyway, since you only get one of each type of building per city, so if that's your style, stick to the types of games that play like that. The game's more about the management than the creation of the civilization.
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ludislavonac (08/25/2015) [-] If you want the best real time strategy game go play Europa Universalis 4
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kreekydoorS (08/25/2015) [-] set it to Marathon mode, with the biggest map and make the only victory domination.
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berserkerlord (08/25/2015) [-]
Get the in game editor mod. Problem solved. It lets you do anything (and I do mean anything) you want.
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] That's a shame. I wouldn't really want to purchase anything additional unless I'm somewhat comfortable with the base game.
Thanks, though. I appreciate the feedback
Thanks, though. I appreciate the feedback
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monkeysniper ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] I'd personally just try mods and/or setting it on the easiest difficulty. I know of one mod where you can literally change the tiles themselves, put cities of whoever, wherever you want, give yourself certain units, etc.
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DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-] Awesome, I'l be sure to install it again soon and give it a shot. Thanks for the feedback
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wertologist (08/25/2015) [-] I have Civ 4. It's fun, but I'm horrible at it and often have to cheat. I also notice that my paratroopers and tanks are often bested by my enemies muskets. Why is this? How does a musket beat my tank?
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gtk (08/25/2015) [-] Musketmen get defensive bonuses. So if they are say, in a city, on a hill, hunkered down, and the city has a big cultural bonus, you will have a bad time. You want to take cannons/artilary to lower the cultural defense and do collateral damage. Troops with lass than full health are much weaker.
Thats why a longbowman with say, 6 power can take out so many axe men, even though they have almost the same power (5).
Thats why a longbowman with say, 6 power can take out so many axe men, even though they have almost the same power (5).
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wertologist (08/25/2015) [-] This musket guy wasn't in a town. He was on a desert tile and my tank was on a hill. This wasn't a single incident either. It happened often. My units would often have multiple bonus perks, but still get destroyed by muskets. My para-troopers with 5 stars on strength got kill by a musket. I call that a broken combat system.
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wertologist (08/25/2015) [-] No. Fresh for combat. I think it even had a bonus perk for strength.
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verycoolcat ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
I usually mass produce my nations specialty units... i.e. american minutemen... just because when you upgrade they keep their special perk (rough terrain costs only 1 movement) ... i.e. you can have infantry with that ability.
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vladi (08/24/2015) [-] A defence force. Who the **** says he won't attack your unprotected lands?
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potatoebattery (08/25/2015) [-]
Sometimes...when I feel down I play as Bismark, super easy mode and conguer the world
