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#4 - carloscondit (12/24/2015) [-]
for an adopted child, Clark looks a lot like his step dad
#37 to #4 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Maybe he's not an alien and his parents were just very supportive of his fantasies which worked out well seeing as he turned out to have superpowers. obviously not but it would be a funny idea
#5 to #4 - Bobtheblob (12/24/2015) [-]
Everyone looks exactly the same in justice league.
User avatar #7 to #5 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
No, John Stewart's black.
User avatar #10 to #7 - assassindash (12/24/2015) [-]
John looks like a black Wonder Woman with shaved hair.

Suck it green night light.
User avatar #11 to #10 - aerotheobserver (12/24/2015) [-]
Damnit, I can't unsee that you bastard.
User avatar #20 to #10 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
He actually does. I was actually just trying to make a joke by pointing out the black guy instead of the Martian Manhunter.
User avatar #17 to #5 - qnamanmanga (12/24/2015) [-]
And girls shouts about unrealistic body standards.
#46 to #5 - xsap (12/24/2015) [-]
we superhero now
#3 - crustypizza ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Every year without fail Santa gets through Apokolips' defenses to give a lump of coal to Darkseid
User avatar #36 to #3 - crixuz (12/24/2015) [-]
You mean Darkseid
User avatar #42 to #36 - josuke ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
But he did say Darkseid
User avatar #30 to #25 - guitarassassin (12/24/2015) [-]
>Black Bolt wanted a Speak and Spell.

#47 to #25 - matexius (12/24/2015) [-]
I found the next part....
User avatar #15 to #3 - murrlogic (12/24/2015) [-]
>Give me the Anti-Life Equation
>I would if you were a good little boy
>I treat my sla...I mean subjects as fairly as any ruler would
>You tried destroying all of Earth
>It was in my way. Conquest requires Sacrifice.
User avatar #8 to #3 - venegal (12/24/2015) [-]
Santa is canon in both DC and Marvel comics!
User avatar #9 to #8 - asasqw ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Santa is canon throughout the multiverse
#13 - Bluemistake ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Why would they need to wrap it in lead though? That's Clark Kent, human reporter with no super powers.
User avatar #39 to #13 - schneidend ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't get it either. That's like the time my buddy Barry got a bat-themed present for Bruce Wayne. What's that all about?
User avatar #18 to #13 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
those are his parents, who know exactly who he is.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dorfdorfdorf (12/24/2015) [-]
and that's Jon Jonnz, alien superhero
User avatar #2 - alostcanadian (12/24/2015) [-]
As much as i hate superman's "i can ****** do everything"

It's moments like this which make it worth watching.
#12 - Amoraim (12/24/2015) [-]
what ******* sorcery is this
User avatar #16 to #12 - lulusaurus (12/24/2015) [-]
angle of head.

First is looking at father.
Second is looking at mother.
#21 to #16 - Amoraim (12/24/2015) [-]
but his chin is flatter than my sister
#6 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Clark's fw.
#22 - fluffagus (12/24/2015) [-]
You lied to me..... Why would you lie.....?
#19 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
"This guy was crazy" "we used to wrap his toys in lead!"
Uhm is this the joke or are his parents just really ****** up.
Inb4 he is an alien, he celebrates ******* christmas.
User avatar #35 to #19 - wertologist (12/24/2015) [-]
His X-ray vision can't see through lead. He was also raised on Earth since he was an infant so why wouldn't he celebrate holidays?
#26 to #19 - tomthehippie (12/24/2015) [-]
>lead stops sups from seeing through things
User avatar #23 to #19 - mondominiman (12/24/2015) [-]
The U.S celebrates Saint Patrick Day even though it doesn't involve us in any way
User avatar #28 to #23 - guitarassassin (12/24/2015) [-]
To be fair, the only reason why we celebrate St. Patty's Day is because we are always looking for an excuse to go drinking.
User avatar #29 to #28 - mondominiman (12/24/2015) [-]
The reason we celebrate alot of holidays is to get free **** or get plastered. Cinco de Mayo was a battle where Mexico beat the French yet everyone ******* drinks anyways
User avatar #31 to #29 - guitarassassin (12/24/2015) [-]
See? We just want a legit excuse to get complete and utterly hammered.
#33 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
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"we used to buy his toys from China so he couldn't tell what they were through all the lead"
User avatar #32 - elcreepo (12/24/2015) [-]
But didn't superman's parents die when the planet exploded
User avatar #38 to #32 - schneidend ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
John and Martha Kent adopted him as a baby on Earth.
User avatar #40 to #38 - elcreepo (12/24/2015) [-]
And figured out he had xray vision?
User avatar #41 to #40 - schneidend ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Yes. When their son started jumping over entire corn fields and accidentally ripping doors off their hinges with his bare hands, all three of them quickly realized Clark could do amazing things.
User avatar #44 to #32 - thegreenbutton (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but unlike someone else he accepted that and moved on.
User avatar #27 - Garude ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I thought he didn't learn about the lead thing until he was older? the animated series shows that it also keeps kryptonite from affecting him.
#24 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Why would he not believe in Santa... He is essentially a God. He's seen some **** .
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