Maybe he's not an alien and his parents were just very supportive of his fantasies which worked out well seeing as he turned out to have superpowers. obviously not but it would be a funny idea
>Give me the Anti-Life Equation
>I would if you were a good little boy
>I treat my sla...I mean subjects as fairly as any ruler would
>You tried destroying all of Earth
>It was in my way. Conquest requires Sacrifice.
"This guy was crazy" "we used to wrap his toys in lead!"
Uhm is this the joke or are his parents just really ****** up. Inb4 he is an alien, he celebrates ******* christmas.
The reason we celebrate alot of holidays is to get free **** or get plastered. Cinco de Mayo was a battle where Mexico beat the French yet everyone ******* drinks anyways
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"** **sherlockbatman rolled image**
"we used to buy his toys from China so he couldn't tell what they were through all the lead"
Yes. When their son started jumping over entire corn fields and accidentally ripping doors off their hinges with his bare hands, all three of them quickly realized Clark could do amazing things.